【nihelingdaodapingpangqiu，lingdaoshuqiuhounushuaipaizi，nizenmeban？】
……
bilouhaigao，haihuipashudemuzhu。
半猫脸的老太太。
会飞的公交车。
九个头的泥鳅。
kanzhebeiqiangzhegejuezaiwaijiedegezhongguiyidongxi，chenxuanhaiyiweizijishizaizuomeng。
buguojiuzaizheishi，chenxuandenaohai，turanchuxianwushudejiyi，ronghelezheiyixiejiyihou，chenxuanjilezijijibazhang。
疼。
特别疼。
感觉到脸上的疼痛。
chenxuanzhidao，zijibushizaizuomeng，ershizhendechuanyuele。
erqiehaishichuanyuezaiyigehelanxingyimoyiyangdexingqiu。
weiyibuyiyangde，neijiushizheiyigedifanglingqifusu，quanqiujinrulejuexingshidai。
zaizheiyigeshidai，renrenkejuexing。
tongyang，yizhimayi，haiyourouyankanbujiandexijun，dounengjuexing。
erzijichuanyuedaodezheiyigeren，yehezijitongmingjiaochenxuan。
zhiyuweihehuizhongshengzaicirendeshenshang，chuanyueerlaidechenxuantongguojiyidezhi，duifangshibeitongxuechaofengdaozhiqixuegongxinersi。
yinweitajuexingleyigeyinsensendefangzi，tongxuechengweiguiwu。
erneiyixietongxuemen，bushijuexinghuoxijingongnengli，jiushijuexingxifangdemofa。
zuoweibanjili，weiyideyigejuexingshayemeiyongdeguiwu，nengbubeirenchaoxiaoma？
bijingzhandoudeshihou，zongbunengyongguiwuquzarenba？
huiyiqineiguiwudemoyang，haiyouguiwushangmianneiliangge，bushuyuzheiyigeshijiededazi《difu》，chenxuanbuzhidaoduojidong。
zuoweiyigelanxingren，sheibuzhidaodifu？
jiusuanshisansuixiaohaidouzhidao。
erzijijingranjuexingledifu。
能不激动吗？
genjunaohaidejiyi，chenxuanbadifufangchulai。
【difudengji】：1ji，canquebuqi，xuyaojuexingzhexishouliliangxiufu，meixiufuyibufen，kejuexingyigedifurenwu，xiufuyueduo，juexingrenwuyueqiangda，tongshi，kehuodejuexingrenwudexiuliangongfa。
【difurenwu】：1jixiaogui（keshengji，meishengyiji，kefanbusuoyouliliangdaojuexingzhedeshenshang，bangzhujuexingzhetishengxiuwei，xiuliangongfaweitunshi。）
【difuzhuren】：chenxuan，xiuweiqingtongjingchuqi。
“这么爽？”
“zheiyangshuo，neiqibushishuo，zhiyaorangzheiguitishengxiuwei，wojiunengtishengliliang？”
“erwoyueqiangda，suonengxiufudedifujiuyueduo。”
“xiufudifuyueduo，wojuexingdedifurenwujiuyueduo。”
“dengwobadifuderenwudoujuexingle，jiuxiangdangyuzhenggedifudouzaijiwodagong。”
“挂啊。”
“zheijianzhijiushichaojiwaigua。”
“tebieshizhei1jixiaogui，zhuanmentunshisiqisishilaitishengxiuwei。”
“xianzaidezheiyigelingqifusushidai，sishineikeshiduodaoshubushengshu。”
xiangmingbaizheixie，chenxuanwubijidong。
zhibuguohaibudengchenxuanjidongguolai，yuanchuyejiuchuanlaiyidaochaofengsheng。
“哎呀。”
“zheibushijuexingguiwudechenxuanma？”
“nizenmebuhenidenvyouquyuehui？”
“shinibuxihuanyuehuima？”
声音很大，很刺耳。
tingdaoshengyin，chenxuanliansenankanchaoshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkan。
duifangshibanjijuexingtianfuzuiqiangdelinhai，mofajuexingzhe，ajitianfu，juexingdenenglishibingdongzhongsheng，fanshibeibingdongzhe，douhuibianchengyikuaibingdiao，zuihoufensuiersi。
chucizhiwai，gengshiyijuexing，yejiutupodaobaiyinjingchuqi。
juexingzhededengjifenbieshiqingtong、baiyin、huangjin、bojin、zuanshi、xingyao、doushi、lingshi、zongshidengjingjie。
meigejingjiefenbieyouchuqi、zhongqihehouqi。
buguozheibushizuiciyande。
zhenzhengciyande，shiduifangzuoshoubeizijidenvyouwangzaizailouzhe。
“linhai，nihushuoshenmeni？”
“tayigejuexingpoguiwuderen，naliyouzigepeideshangwo，suoyizaitajuexinghou，jiubeiwoyijiaotikai，danfangmianfenshou。”
“zhiyouxiangnizheiyangdeajimofajuexingzhe，caiyouzigedangwowangzaizaidenanren。”
louzhelinhaishoubeidewangzaizai，yilianjiaoaoshuodao。
“也对。”
“tayigejuexingpoguiwuderen，dequemeiyouzigepeishangni。”
“buguotazhiqiankeshilangfeilenibushaodeqingchun，zenmenengbupeichangjiufenshouni？”
“wobangnisuoyaoyidianfenshoufeiba。”
“chenxuan，buxiangsidehua，jiubayuanqidanjiaochulai。”
“fouzebieguaiwoshaleni。”
zuoweiyigeajimofajuexingzhe，shaletayebuhuiyourenzhuijiu。
danzuijinxuexiaoshangmianyouqiangzhexialaixuanbaxinzhihaode，tianfuhaodequpeiyang。
zijikebunengzaiguanjianshikenaochuwentilai。
danduifangshouzhongdeyuanqidan，zijibixuyaonadao。
weilepeiyangjuexingzhe，guojiahuizaimeigejuexingzhejuexingzhihou，fayimeiyuanqidanbangzhujuexingzhetishengzishendeyuanqi。
yaoshinengdedaochenxuanshouzhongdeyuanqidan，neizijijueduinengtupodaobaiyinzhongqizhijing。
dengjiyuegao，yueshirongyidedaoshangmiannayixieqiangzhekanzhong。
banjizhizhongnayixieren，doubuhaoqiang。
而陈轩则不一样。
tayejiushiyigefeiwu，kemeirenbang，qiangtayebunengnazijizenyang。
“yuanlainizhenzhengdemubiao，shiwoshouzhongdeyuanqidan。”
wojiushuo，neilaizheimeduodeqiaohe。
“主人。”
“wogangxinglai，zhiyou1ji，wufashaciren。”
“danduifangdemubiaoshiyuanqidan，wokeyishifangguidudaodanyaozhizhong，rangduifangbeiguidusuoqin，guanjianshike，kongzhiguidurangduifangshiquzhandouli。”
“tebieshiduifangbaiyinjing，yaoshibeiguiduruqinhouzaisi，duifangdeshiti，jueduikeyiweiwotigongbushaodeliliang。”
difuzhizhongdexiaoguituranchusheng。
mianfeisongshangmendeliewu，zijizenmenengcuoguo。
“你能说话？”
tingdaodifuchuanchudeshengyin，chenxuanlengleyixia。
suihou，lingshijinrunaohaidedifuwenhua。
“可以。”
“不过只能和你。”
“woganshoudaofujinyouhenduosiqi，tunshisiqi，yenengrangwotishengdengji。”
小鬼很是兴奋回话。
siqi，neikeshizijideshiwu。
越多越好。
“neikuaibaguidufangdaoyuanqidanshang。”
“yimeiyuanqidanhuannidetishengxiuwei，zhuandale。”
chenxuantingdaohou，wubijidong。
bijingxiaoguitishengxiuwei，yejiuxiangdangyuzijitisheng。
eryuanqidanduimuqiandezijilaishuo，zuiduozhinengrangzijiwenguyixiayuanqi。
“yijingfangdaodanyaoshangle。”
“zhiyaobuchaochuwowugejingjie，wufacajuedaodanyaobuduijing。”
yidaorouyankanbudaodeguiduruqindaoyuanqidan。
danyaodedanxin，shunjianfashenglebianhua，danwaimiankanbudao。
“怎么？”
“不给是吧？”
“jiranbuji，neijiubieguaiwoqinzidongshoule。”
jianchenxuanbukaikou，linhaishunjianshiqulenaixin。
ajitianfumofacongshenshangshifangchulai，fangyuansanmizhinei，douchuxianlehanbingzhiqi。