第1章
燕国，溪水村。
xingxushichunrideyuangu，huacaoqingxiang。
“fangkaiwo！”chengyunmanliankongju。
xiebokouzhechengyundejiaowanwangshenqianla：“nijiuconglewo，sanlangfanzhenghuobuchengle，nigenlewohainengdanghuinvren！”
kebieshuo，chengyunshashishaledian，danshencaiyangmaokeshijigecunchulemingde。
“nibieguolai！”chengyunsuiransha，danzhidaozheishibuduide。
houbeidelenghanranshilehongsexifu，takuzhezhengzha，naiheliqimeiyounanrendeda，zhengzhabutuo。
xieboweisuodixiaodao：“fangkai？biejia。”
chengyunsuodaozuiyoubian，canbaizhelianyaohuangzhehunmidenanzi：“xianggong，jiuwo！”
hunmibuxingdenanziwensibudong，meiyoubandianfanying。
xiebochaofengdixiaodao：“jiuni？haha，tazijidousidebunengzaisile，haizenmejiuni，nigexiaoshazikushenme，chunxiaoyikezhiqianjin，bielangfeishijianle！”
shuozhe，xiebochaotapaleguoqu。
程筠拼命地往后躲。
shentiyihua，etoujingranbushoukongzhidizhuangdaolejuzijiao。
......
guntangdexianxuecongejiaotangxia，chengyunmimihuhuzhongchajueyourenzaichetayifu。
tamingmingbeizuzhizhadefenshensuigu，neizhongtongkujiyiyouxin。
zenme，zheishisilehaibufangguota？
“ze，shashishaledian，danzhangdekezhenshidaijing！”nanrenweisuodeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。
chengyunmengdizhengkaiyan，yibakouzhunanrendeshouwan。
taituijiuchaonanrendeshenshangchuaileguoqu，youshiyigeguojianshuai，xiangshirengmobubanjiangqishuaizaidishang。
taxianqidao：“shenmehuose，jiuxiangzhanwobianyi？”
“xiaojianren，nigeshazizhuangshenmezhenjieliefu！”xiebotengdelianseqingbaijiaojia，meilepaqilaideliqi，“zhangchengzheiyangbujiushizhuanmenlaigouyinnanrendeme，sanlangxianzaimanzubuleni，wolaimanzuni！”
怎么回事？
古装，古人？
chengyunyanjinglishanguoyise，kuaisudalianglezhouzaohuanjing，henkuaitajiufanyingguolai，tagujishichuanyuele！
tajiushuoma，tadoubeizhachengneiyanglezenmekenengbusi。
chengyunbudongshengsedimiqiyandao：“manzuwo？lajiwanyi，niyepei？”
shuozhe，zaixieboshazhusideshengxia，tataiqijiaohenhendicaizaitadeshenshang。
fangfohaibujieqi，tayouhenhendiduolejijiao。
zheizhonglajinanrenhuozaizheishishangjiushilangfeiziyuan！
“ni、ni......”xiebofanleyigedadadebaiyan，chediyunsiguoqu。
chengyunduidaizheizhongrenxianglaijiubuxincishouruan，zaixieboyunsihou，danshouningzaitadebojingshang，zhijieledangjitaduanleqi。
xiayike，chengyunnaodaiyizhencitong，moshengdejiyixiongyongerru。
yaobushitayizhijianding，kongpazaojiutengyunguoqu。
yuanlai，tachuanyuedaoleyigejiakongchaodaidexiaocunluoli，yuanzhushigebutaicongmingdeshazi，beijiarenyongwuliangyinzimaijilexiejiachongxi。
jinrishitagangjiaguolaidediyitian。
ergangcaixiangzhantabianyideshitaxianggongdeerge，dangran，zheiergeshierfangsuosheng。
xiejiayousanfang，dafangxieshoufuyufangshiyougeerzixieqing，erfangxieshouyuyuzhangshiyouyieryinv，qizhongyigejiushixiebo。
zheiliangfanggenzhexielaoyezifufuzhuzaixinqideshangfangli。
sanfangfuqiyijingwanggu，liuxiataxianzaidexianggongxiesanlangyuyiduisisuidelongfengtaidimei。
相公？
chengyunzheicaiyishidaochuangshanghaitangzheyigenanren，nanrendehuxiweihuqiwei，xiangshixiayimiaojiuyaogale。
“嘶！”
dengkandaolenanrendelian，chengyunchoulekouliangqi，zheiyangmaoweimianyetaijingzhilexie，jibianliansecangbai，kezheiqingsisanluoxialai，meiyanrudai。
guangyingcuoluojian，yingchendezheirenchunhongchibai。
zaijiashangyinweifashaoerchaohongdeliandan，rangrenganjueyipengjiusui，tuotuodebingruomeinanzi。
yuanbenchengyunhaibudasuanguande，ketashigeyankong，zheiyoushitadexianggong，tabuguansihubutaihao。
xiangshiweileyinzhengtadehaoxin，chengyunxiayikejiukandaoyigexiangzi。
neixiangzijinguangshanshan，yourufoguangpuzhaopiaozaikongzhong。
chengyunjinjindipengzhejinxiangzi，shunjianleibengle：“wuwu，nijuranyegenguolaile！”
这可是她的药箱。
shuoshiyaoxiang，qishishizuzhilimianyanjiusuolideyileikongjian，keyisuishisuidichanchusuoxudeyaopin。
yichaotaxiang，youjinglileshengsibiangu，zaikandaozijideyaoxiang，chengyunxinliyoushuobuchudeziwei。
tazhanqishen，xiankaixiesanlanggaizaishenshangdebeizi。
xiesanlangshibeishitouzadaoletui，ranhoumeidedaohaoyizhi，jiuyizhichuyuhunmizhuangtai，shentigengshigaoshaobutui，ruotazaiwanlaidian，zheirenkongpazhendeyaoguale。
tadakaiyaoxiangnalexiaoyanyaotuishaoyao，younalezhenji，diaohaojiliangjiujixiesanlangzhalejinqu。
guohou，tajixiesanlangdetuizhongxinbaozha。
chengyunjirendalemayao，jiangfurouguadiao，youtuledianfuheyaogaozheicaiyongjiabanchanlebengdaiguding，zuowanzheiyiqietaleidegouqiang。
taishouyimo，caifaxianmanshoudexianxue。
etoushangdeshangshiyuanzhuqiangliefankangxiebo，buxiaoxinzhuangdaolejuzijiaoliuxiade。
wuzilimeiyoutongjing，tachumenduanlaiyipenshui，duizheshuimianjiandanchulilexiashangkou，youchileyao，zheicaijiangyaoxiangzangdaoletapeijiaxiangzili。
“嘎吱——”
yuanmenkouturanchuanlaiyishengyidong，tamouzilishanguobinglengzhise。
mobushishangfangjirenguolaizhaoxiebode？
tamiansewuyi，kuaisujiangxiebodeshitizangdaolejiaoluozhizhong，youyongxiangzijidangleqilai。
dengneirenzoudaoletashenhou，tashouzhiwanghouyishen，mengdiyiyongli，zaishiyishuai，zheidongzuotaikuai，kuaidetazhualekongdongzuoyijingzuowanle。
咦！
居然抓空了！
“saosao。”zhanzhanjingjingdeshengyinchuanleguolai。
chengyunxunzheshengyinditoukan，lianggexiaoluobutoucishizhengzheliangshuangheiyouyoudedayanjingdingzheta，hushanhushandi，limianchongchizhejingti。
nanguaizhuakong，zheiliangxiaohaihaimeidaotadeyaoshangni。
zheiyinggaijiushineiduilongfengtai。
“saosao。”junbaoxiaoxinyiyididichucongshangfangneilihaoburongyiqiulaidexifan，“nieleba？”
chengyundingzheneiwankeyichengdeshangmitangdexifan：“......nimenchi。”
junbaoyilianaojiaodidao：“wohezhaobaodouzaishangfangchiguole，zheizhoubuhaochi，nikuaichileba。”
mingmingzaiguanxinta，haiyaozuiying？
咕咚——
longfengtaixiongmeideduzitongyishijianjiaohuanqilai。
谎言不攻自破。
longfengtaixiongmeixiudemeilianjianrenle。
chengyunmeishuohua，ershiquwuzilizhaoleyiquan。
zheiyiquanzhaoxialai，tafaxianzheisanfangchuleshuiyilimidoumeishengxia，lianwankuaidouhuolekou。
惨！
zheiyijiaziguodeweimianyetaicanle。
junbaokanchengyundingzhekongmigangfadai，jieshidao：“saosao，tamenshuoxiongzhangkanbingchiyaoxuyaohuayinzi，midoubeitamennazouhuanyinzile，jialiyijingmeidongxikeyichile。”
看病吃药？
genbenjiumeiyoujixiesanlangkanbing，buranxiesanlangdebingqingyebuhuiyuelaiyueyanzhong，juranlianxiaohaizidedongxidoupian，zheishidoumeijilianggexiaojiahuoyitiaohuolua！
chengyunmoudishanguolise，yizuoyiyouqianqiliangxiaozhideshou：“zou，wodainimenquchihaochide。”