guanmenshengchuanlai，qiheiyipian。
shuxidejiaobusheng，jiushiyoudianxufu，dagaiyoushihezuiledeyuangu。
tadefensikendingxiangbudaotamenyanlijipiqishuaiqiguiqiyuyishendeouxianghaiyouzheimehaiziqideyimian。
taxiaoyoumingqihou，jiujuduodaolipu，meicihuilaizhandouzhanbuwen。
quehaiwaizhetouwangwojianshangkao，kouzhonghanhubuqing：“ali，woyaoduozhuanqian，jinimaizuihaochidedongxi，zuipiaoliangdeyifu，maidongnuanxialiangdefangzi，zaiyeburangnichipaomian，burangnizhangdongchuang，burangnixianmubierenhaobuhao？”
“ali，congqianderizitaikule，wozaiyebuhuirangnineimexinku。”
neishideleibuzhishishentishangde，tabutingpaogegejuzu，yiqifengfayingzherichukaimen，yiliantuirancaizheheiyeguilai。
mopagunda，zhengzhengshinian，caizhongyubuzaibeiqingshi。
wodiantou，meishuoshaohedianjiu，zhishimomodishanglexingjiutang。
youjianrusheyi，yousherujiannan，wobunengmiansu。
shangandiyijian，xianzhanyizhongren，tayirushi。
shencexianxiaquyikuai，shiyuemeituoxie，yemeikaideng，sihupibeidaojizhi。
yueguangtouguochuanglianzaitalianshangzhesheyinyindeguang，budebushuo，zheirenzhangdezhenshi……haokandeneijiaoyigecanjuerenhuan，zenmeshuiyeshuibugou。
wozezechusheng，fanzhengtayetingbudao，shenmeshidailewo，wogenletashinian，tadounengzhuanshenaibieren，guniangwokebuxinchunaineiyitao。
zhishiwoyouxiangdaoyigewenti，guidaodinengbunengneisha？
呸呸呸。