第3章 秀恩爱死得快

yeshumengyishenlangbei,xianquxiaxiaomanneihuanleshenyifu。huidaotangjiashi,zhenghaogangangshangwufanshijian。

chimingxiyezai,yijiarenyanxiaoyanyan,qilerongrong。

yeshumengzhanzaizaishuxibuguodeketingli,queganjuezijixianggewairen,tebushiziweier。

ta“xiaai”dijuede,chimingxibujinjinqiangletadetangmuyan,yeqiangletadejia。jinguanzaizheigejiali,tabushiwanquanshouhuanying,zhunquelaishuoshibinghuoliangzhongtiandechujing。

tayigexiaogunv,changnianjiyangzaitangjia,chenyulanhetangqiaobujitaliansecaiguai,santianliangtouzhaotamafan。taxiyiweichang,butongbuyang,yinweitangyishenhetangmuyanhenchongta,suoyitayizhijuedehenxingfu。

kexianzaizheifenxingfu,beichimingxiyingshengshengcongtashouliqiangzoule。

yeshumengzichao,yexubushichimingxiqiangzoude,ershigenbenbushuyuta,jiuruyichangjinghuashuiyue。taduitangmuyanneifenxin,conglaidoushitayixiangqingyuan。

喉咙酸酸的,很涩。

“mengmenghuilaile,gangkaixi,kuaiguolaichifan,zuowoshenbian。”tangyishenreluodizhaohuta,“zhangma,jiashuangwankuai。”

“是,老爷。”

chenyulanhetangqiaojieshiyiliansaoxing。

yeshumengxianzainanshoudeyaoming,nalichidexia?tazhixiangzhaogejiaoluo,kelianxixiditianshangkou,zhengyaowanju……

“mengmeng,kuaiguolaia。”tangmuyanhenzirandixiaodao,luchupiaoliangdebaiya。taxiaodeshihouyanjiaoweiweiwanzhe,wenrouwanqian。

“shia,nibuzai,wozhengjuedekexi,ganghaoganshangle。”chimingxiyeqingshengfuhe,biaozhunxiaoguaiqidemoyang。

yeshumengguaizijibuzhengqi,mingmingnanshoudeyaosile,quejujuebuletangmuyan,tayongyuanwufajujueta。

diandiantou,zouguoquzuodaotangyishenshenpang。chenyulanmangnuolegewei,haoxiangtashenshangyouchuanranbingside。

“妈,吃菜。”

“ba,xianhediantangba,qingxinrunfei。”

chimingxijiaodehentian,shengyinbibailingniaohaiqingcui。

chenyulanduizheigexifudejiashiherongmaopindedouwubimanyi,lianshengkuazan。“xiaoxizhenpiaoliang,xianhuiyouyouqizhi,bukuishimingmenguixiu。suoyishuozheichushentaizhongyaole,youxierenjiushixiangmofang,yezhishidongshixiaopin。”

yiguande,chenyulanbuwangpengyigecaiyige。

yeshumengmeihangsheng,shibuzhiwei。

nandaotabuzhidaochimingxipiaoliang?

liangnianqian,chimingxidiyicizhudongqinjintadeshihou,tajiubeijingyanle。chimingxidepifubiciqihaibaixi,wuguanxiangyonghuabijingxingoulechulaide,jingzhiguoyangwawa。shuohuarouqingsishui,shengyintianmei,tianzhenwuxia,xianghelushuizhangdade,meidemeiyouyidianyanhuoqi。

yeshumengyoudianlan,congbuzhudongjiejiaopengyou,haopengyoujiuzhiyouxiaxiaomanyige。duiyuchimingxidezhudongshihao,tabupaichi,danyeshuobushangxihuan。yinweitagexingzhishuang,duixiaogongzhubuganmao。dantajianjianfaxianchimingxiyougongzhuming,danmeigongzhubing。jiaoroulexie,danrenbucuo,tingshanliangde,liangrenmanmanchengleguimi。

chimingxipiaoliangwenrou,zuinenggouqinanrendebaohuyu,zhuitadenanrenpaizheduinengraodiqiuliangquan。yeshumengsuiranyemei,danjiubijiaolengdanyixie,beiguanyi“bingshanmeiren”dechenghao。

tadewenrouzhiweitangmuyanyiren。

kerujintangmuyanyijingshichimingxidezhangfu。

tangmuyanhechimingxienenaiai,mouguangdounengdichumitanglai。

duimiandeyeshumengjiduchengzai,renbuzhuxiang“xiuenai,sidekuai”。

ruguotamenlihun,tayidianyebujieyitangmuyanerhun。shenzhitamenzaoshanglihun,taxiawujiunenghetalingzheng。

taaitangmuyan,aidezouhuorumo,aidebuguyiqie。

chimingxixiaodehentianmi,yeshumengyuekanyuebushiziweier。tajuedechimingxidangchuzhudongjiejintashiweiletangmuyan。zheixiangyigenmaoci,zhazaitaxinjianshang,yueciyueshen。

tangmuyanshiyeshumengdebaobei,tadeguangmangtanengkandao,ziranyehuixiyinhenduonvsheng。

tangmuyanduoyouxiua,congyoueryuandaodaxue,yizhishinianjidiyi。fujiazidi,zhangdeshuai,qiudadehao,haishanzhangleqi,manhuananzhujiaodouburutawanmei。meicitadaqiu,qiuchangdoubeiwaixiaohebenxiaodenvhaizijideshuixiebutong,tashoudeqingshuyigefangjiandousaibuxia。

yeshumenghuichicu,dantazhidaozijibunengzuzhiqitanvshengxihuanta,kechimingxiliyongtajiejintangmuyanjiulingdangbielunle。meiyourenxihuanbeiliyongdeganjue,youqitahaiqiangzoulezijiaileshierniandenanren。

“mazuodejiaohuajizhenhaochi。”chimingxidechixiangsiwenyouya,xianggegongzhu。

“kebushima?haochijile。maconglaibuqingyixiachu,haishisaozimianzida,wodoutuonidefucaiyoukoufuni。”tangqiaoxiaomimi。

chimingxiwenroukeren,tatingxihuanta。dangengzhongyaodeshi,chimingxishita**yeshumengdefabao。

“erxijiushinver,xianzaiwoyoulianggenver,yigeerzi,woxinmanyizu。”

“xiexiema,wohemuyanhuihaohaoxiaojingnimende。”

tangyishenweixiaohanshou,muguangluozaiyeshumenglianshang,zhijiantayilianandan,shuangyanwushen,heiyanquanyehenzhong,guanwendao。“dasikeyezhongma?jitianjiushouleyidaquan,qiaocuile。”

tangqiaofanlegebaiyan,fachuyishengchaoxiao。shilianledangranyaosibuhuode。sheirangtalaihamaxiangchitianerou,datagedezhuyi?tagekeshishenjiaqianyidetangshijichengren,zenmekenengquyigexiaogunv?buyaolian。

yeshumengyaoyaotou,mianqiangyixiao。“womeishi。”

duimian,xinhunyanerdefuqiqinqinrere,tianmijingerziranbuyongshuo。

yeshumengyijingkuaibalianmaijinfanwanlile,yewufahushi。

“shengzuihouyikefenzhengrouwanle,muyan,nichiba。”

“bu,nichi,nibushixihuanrouwanma?”

“可你也喜欢啊。”

“我喜欢你吃。”

“kenichiwocaikaixina。”

liangrenweileyikerouwantuilaituiqu。

真受够了!

yeshumengrenwukeren,jiaqirouwanyikousaijinzuili。

chimingxidexiaoronggangaleyixia,tangmuyanzhishiguaner,“mandianchi。”

“wochibaole,nimenmanyong。”yeshumengzhijieyanxiaqu,ditoupaoshangloule。tayibudoubugantingdun,jiupayitingyanleijiurenbuzhujuedi,bengkuidaku。

erlou,tangmuyandewoshiyijingbianchenglehechimingxidehunfang,xuebaideqiangbishangguazhetahechimingxidehunshazhao。chimingxipizhexuebaidehunsha,xiaoniaoyirendikaozaitahuaizhong,xiaorongjiaoxiu,liangrenshenqingduishi,enaichanmian。

扎眼睛。