第1章往死里作
ningchaochengpingdishiqiniandongyuechuyi，jingguogongfushuzhangsunlulingquqin，fulishangxiayipianxiqiyangyang。
xinfangwaixileyilanggaoguoyilang，xinniangziditoumozheziyidahongjiayishangdemudanwenxiu，yanleipilipaladewangxiagun。
tazhongyuchujiale，zhongyuchuanzheziyiyizhenyixianxiulewuniandejiayijiarenle。
ketajiadebushiwenrunruyuqingmeizhumadegubiaoge，ershishengminglangjie，sharenbuzhayandeluling。
tagenjingguogongfu、genlulingbaganzidabuzhe，laojingguogongchuleyiwaiyaochongxiyougentayoushenmeguanxi？
pingshenmebizhegujiatuiqin，pingshenmebitajiaguolai？
tahaohen，henlujiazisizilibugubierensihuo，henniangjiatantufuguimainvqiurong，henguhuandanxiaonuoruobuganhetasiben。
kuzhekuzhe，xinniangzituranxiaole，manmanjiexiayiduanhongling。
lujiabushipanzhelaoguogongxingguolaima？canbaolengkudelulingbushixiangyaogechunxiaodehaomingshengma？
fuqin、dabo、lianggetangxiong，bushixiangbaozhelujiadedatuiwangshangpama？
nimendengzheba......
qianyuanxibanzichangdezhengrenao，houyuanqueturanchuanlaiyishengjianlidecanhao，“buhaole，xinniangzishangdiaola！”
sizhushuochangjiaranerzhi，nuodadejingguogongfushunjianyipiansiji。
jiangyuemimihuhudexingguolai，bozizhelesideteng，haimeinongmingbaishizenmehuishi，lianshangjiuhenhendeaileliangjierguang。
“buyuanyijiajinlaiweishenmebusizainiangjia？zaidongfangshangdiaohaidedayegenzhenidiulian，zenmemeidiaosini！”
“jinpingjie，laofurenhehouye、furenhaimeishuozenmechuzhita，neitajiuhaishishaonainai，nibuhaozheimedata、mataba？”
“pei！chuanxinlanfeidejiantizi，bupeizuozanmenjingguogongfudeshaonainai，woguiweidayedeyiniang，datadoushijitalian！”
suizheehenhendezhouma，‘papa’youshiliangjierguang，jinjiezhezuibeirenniekai，xiangshiyaojitaguanyao。
“jinpingjie，niganggangwanganshentanglifangleshenme？”
“少管闲事！”
jutongzaijiashangqiangliedeqiushengyu，jiangyueyixiazizhengkaiyan，sisidengzheyanqianyaojitaguanyaodenianqingnvzi。
jinpingheleyitiao，shoushangdeyaowankuanglangdiaozaidishangshuaidefensui。
“zuochuzheizhongxiazuoshi，haigandengwo？”jinpingnaoxiuchengnu，gebolunyuanleyouyaochouta。
jiangyuezhengzhazhexiangduo，zheicaifaxianziyibeikunchengzongzi。yanchouzhejinpingdebazhangjiuyaoluodaotalianshang，menwaituranchuanlaiyishengnianqingnanrendelenghe。
“住手”
jigepoziyongtengchuangtaijinlaiyigenanren，hennianqingyehenjunlang，yanshenqueyinchenlenglie。shenshangchuanzhedahongjifu，jiqingreliedeyansebeilengbingbingdeyanshenyichen，momingjiuyouzhongyinsensendeganjue，fangfojindequanshixue。
jiangyuexindidalegehanzhan。
ganjuenanzidemuguangzaitaqingzhongdelianshanghuaguo，zuihouluozaitayuxuedebozishang，mianwubiaoqingkanbuchurenheqingxu，kejiangyuexindidebuanqueyuelaiyueqianglie，zhijuegaosuta，zheigenanrenyijingdaolebaofadebianyuan。
tabugangenzheirenduishi，feikuaidechuixiayanjing，chuimouneiyishun，tatingjianneinanrenyishenglengheng，ranhoutingjiantashuo。
“biezaifanchun，fouze......heng！”
shengyinlengdexiangcuilebing，daizheshenrendehanyi。
jiangyueyixiazuanjinquantou，henyishanhuhaixiaobanxilai，xiongkoujihuyaozhalie，henbudepushangquhetatongguiyujin。
jiangyuezhidaozheibushitadeqingxu，suirantayejuezhefennu，juezhezheirenlengxueedu，danzheiguyaosharendehenyishiyuanzhude！
likaiyuanlaineigeshijieshijitian，tayizhibumingbaiziyiweishenmebuqutoutaiershiweizheyuanzhudazhuan，cishicike，tazhongyumingbaile。ta，yaodaitizheigeshijiedejiangyuehuoxiaqu。
erneigenanren，shitamingyishangdezhangfu——luling！
jiangyueshenshenxilekouqi，baneiguxiongyongdehenyiyaxiaqu，jiannandechonglulingdianlediantou。
lulingyijiumianwubiaoqing，binglengdemoudiquehuaguoyisichayi，xianranduitazheigefanyinghenyiwai。ranermuguangluozaitasizuanzhedequantoushang，yandidechayishunjianbianchengbuxie，fupozitaitazou，genbenmeiguanjinpingnvedaitadeshier。
“manzhe！”jiangyuechongkoujiaozhuta，shengyinsiyagansedexiangliangbashengxiudecaidaohuxiangdamo。
lulinghuitou，jiangyueyingzhetabinglengruilidemuguang，ranhoumanmanzhuanmoudingzhejinping。
“fata......fouze......”
shuowan，tamuguangyouzhuanhuilaidingzheluling，wanqichunjiao，luchuyisilengxiao。
“wobupa......si！”
zheiweidayezhuanmenpaolaiweixieta，burangtasi，xianranshitahuozheduitagengyouhaochu，shizheiyangba？
yidingyaozheiyangaaaaa！
lulingyinlengchenmo，muguanggenbingzhuisidezhadaotalianshang。jiangyuehunshenhanmaodoushuqilaile，mianshangyijiuyipianshisiruguidegaoleng。
qishigangcaineihuagenbenbushitashuode，wanquanshiyuanzhuyuannianzhipei，shenbuyouyi。jiulianxianzaizheibiaoqing，yebushitadeaaaaa！
talenglengdehelulingduishi，xinlidamayuanzhukengren。
你嫌死不透是咋地？
wodourensongle，nijiupeiheyixiabei。douzheifenshanglehaiganweixierenjia？
haitamiaodebupasi，nibupawopaa~~~~
haoburongyikeyikongzhibiaoqingle，jiangyueganjinyikaiyanjing，quetinglulingdao，“nixiangzenmefata？”
wonengshuowozhishigenninkaiwanxiao，ninbiedangzhenma？
jiangyuexiangrensong，yuanzhuyuannianquezaicizhanshangfeng，tasisidingzheluling，yiliandehendu。
“sishibanzi......busi......quanjiafamai！”
yuanzhushuowan，jiangyuejiuxiangyaoshezijin。
jiaguolaijiuxunsi，balujiarendeliandoudiujingle，huoguolaibuganjinketourenzuijiazheweibaqiurao，fandaogaodiaobahuyounasishuoshier，weixiemingyishangdezhangfunongsitadexiaolaopo，lujiarenyaonengfangguotadouyouguile！
miaode，queshiyougui，taxianzaijiushiguishangshen！
lulingtiaomei，yanshenyoushennance，jinpingquehehexiaochusheng。zheigejiannvrenshidiaoshaleba，rangdayedata？pei，zuomeng！
yaozhidao，tabudanshidayedeyiniang，haishifurendexinfu，zailaofurengenqianyeyoulianmian......
tazhengxiaozhe，quetinglulinglenglengdedaolesheng‘hao’，xuanjiyihuishou，yigecuzhuangdepoziguolaituozhetajiuzou。
jinpingmengle，beipozituodaomenkoucaixiangqijianjiao，“dayeraoming！nubishixiangtidayechukouqicaiyishichongdong，zaiyebuganle！”
shengyinqicanjianzuo，lulingquemianwubiaoqing，zhidingzhechuangshangdejiangyue。haoxiangzaishuoshidanainaiyaofani，xianghuomingjiuquqiudanainai。
jinpingsimingyaolezhuataneipoziyikou，pozichitongsongshou，jinpinglikezhuanshenpudaochuangqian，pingpingjijiangyueketou。
“danainairaoming！nubishifengfurenzhimingjininguananshentang，dagouhaidekanzhuren，nubizheixienianxiansihoulaofuren、furenzaisihoudaye，meigonglaoyeyoukulao，qiuninkaienraolenubiyiming！”
得！这还是个钦差！
jiangyuexiangrensongxiangxishiningrenxiangjiziyiliutiaohuoluqueaobuguoyuanzhudeyuannian，lianyanshendoukongzhibule，gengbieshuokaikouraolejinping。
yanzhengzhengkanzheneigepoziyaoyaqiechiguolai，henchoujinpingjizuiba，jiuzhetoufatuochuqu。
pianke，menwaichuanlaidabanzidemenxianghejinpingsixinliefeidecanjiao。
jiangyueyanyibi，yexianggenzhecanhao。zuochengzheiyang，tadexiachangbijinpinghaobuleduoshao。