第3章

wohechenweishipengyoujieshaorenshi,taganjingliluo,limaoqianhe,zaijiashangzuodeyishouhaocai,henkuaiwomenjiuduishangleyan。

jiehunqianwobuzhidaotaxihuanhejiu,jiehunhoucaifaxian,taaijiuruming。

yigeyueyouershiwutiandouzaiwaimianhejiu,jiusuanshishenye,neixiehupenggouyouyihan,tajiuxiangkanjianqindieyiyang,paodebisheidoukuai。

hezuihuilai,jiukaishisajiufeng,nihetachao,tahainengkuzheshuowobulijieta,tashiyingchou,shiweilegongzuo。

都是放屁!

youyici,xiongdijiaotahejiu,zhidaolingchenliangdiandoumeihuijia,wozoudaoshaokaodian,kanjianlianggezuigui,xiangshenjingbingyiyang,zaibaozhechangge,pangbianhaiweizhelianggemeinv。

wozaijiadanxinzheji,tadaohao,zaiwaihuatianjiudi。

woqifenzhiji,chongshangqujiletaliangerguang,haibazhuozixianle。

tayejiujingshangtou,tuilewoyiba,houlaiwomenniudazaiyiqi,zuihoujinlejuzi,zheishicaigaoyiduanluo。

wopopozhidaohou,bujinmeiyoujiaoxunchenwei,haizhizewobujitamianzi。

“shuangshuanga,nanrenhejiu,doushiweilegongzuo,nishenweilaopo,yinggaizhichia。”

“nizheiyangpaoqudachaodanao,xiangshenmeyangzi?”

工作?

都是放屁!

taneigexianchupidegongzuo,xinshuishaodekelian,womenjiehunhou,taconglaimeinaguoyifenqianhuijia。

shenmehejiushiweilegongzuo?weileyingchou?doushiweilehejiuroupengyouguihun。

wosuiranbushufu,danneishicaijiehunmeiduojiu,ganqinghaitingshen,yejiurenle。

jintianchufaqian,mingmingshuohaobuhejiu。

kedaolejiali,wozaichufangmangqianmanghou,bangzhezuonianyefan。

taquezaiketing,hetatangge、sandihedebuyilehu。

manghuoleyitian,lianyefanzongsuanzuohaole。

gongpo、wohechenwei,erdichenxuhezhouli、tanggeyijiasankou,jiashangtaneigeyoushouhaoxiandesandi,jiugerenfenfenruzuo。

gangshangzhuo,tanggeyouhechenweipenglebei,wojimanglanzhe。

“tangge,chenweihedechabuduole,womenhaizaibeiyunni,jiubuhele。”

tanggetiaoqimeitou,manbuzaihudeshuodao:“jiunimennvrenshiduo。”

“womenneishihuaiyun,yanjiudoulai,haizidouhaohaode,shenmebeiyunjiejiu,doushipianrende。”

chenweiyebawodeshoutuikai。

“nigenvren,shaoguanwomendalaoyemenerdeshi。”

婆婆也在旁帮腔。

“shuangshuanga,zaiwaimianjininanrenliudianmianzi,jintianguonian,jiurangdaweihedianba。”

gonggongbumandepielewoyiyan:“yigenvren,shaoduozui。”

zheihuawotingdebuleyi:“wusuowei,haojiujiejiuhaojiuhuaihaizi。”

zheilaoliangkouyizhixiangyaobaosunzi,tingwozheimeshuo,likeheilelian,gonggongmengdebakuaizipaizaizhuoshang。

sandichenxiaojimangdayuanchang。

“daguoniande,douganmani,bama,nimenzijichifan。”

taxiaoxixidekanzhewo:“saozi,gejigejiushigaoxing,niyebieshengqi,jinerhele,baozhengbuzairangwogehejiu。”

woxinlihenbushufu,danxiangzhetuannian,buxiangnaodetainankan,yejiurenle,kaishimaizhetouchifan。