第1章

chuxiye,wozaichufanglimangzhezuonianyefan。

sansuideerzijinlaichewodeyifu,yaochichelizi。

“laogong,nierziyaochichelizi,nixixiejitachi。”

wochongchufangwaimianjiaoleyisheng。

没人回应。

“爸爸出去了。”

erzibianzhezui,daizhekuqiangshuo,“baxiaxianachuqule。”

“什么?”

woganjincongchufanglichulai,dakaicanzhuopangbiandekaoxiang,limianliangzhihualewojuzi,zhunbeizuoweijinwannianyefanzhuyaozhichengdesuanrongzhishijuaozhoudalongxiabujianle。

gangyaojilaogongdadianhua,takaimenhuilaile,lianshanghaidaizhemanzudexiaoyi。

woganjinzhiwen:“womenjiadedalongxiani?”

“wojibaloudexiaolitongshiduanqule,tashuotaxiangshiyixiaaozhoudalongxiadeweidao。wokandaonizuohaole,erqiewomenyiqianyebushimeichiguo,jiuduanjitale!”

“……”

wowuyandikanzheta,renbuzhuma,“niyoubinga。taxiangchijiuzijimaiqu,zheiliangzhidalongxiakeshihualewoyiqianliu!”

“womenjiayebuquezheiyiqianliu,nijishenmejini?xiaolidelaopohuidongbeiquguonianle,jiushengxiatayigerengulinglingde,fanyebudahuizuo,jiuxiangzhechiyixialongxiaeryi,nizhiyuzheimexiaoqima?”

laogongbuyiweirandezebeiwo,“shangcitahaibangwodayinguowenjianni,wozheibushihuibaotama?”

woqideyikouqidouyaoshunbushangle。

womenliangrenyebushiyouqianren,doushizhilingjiqiangongziguorizideputongren。

zheiaozhoudalongxia,shiwopingshidoubushedemailaichide。

ruguojintianbushidaniansanshi,rangnianyefankeyihaokanxie,wozhendeshibushede。

dalongxiamaihuilaichulihepengdiao,youhuafeilewobushaoshijian,daozhiwodeshoudouguominle。

现在——

wozheishashisanlaogong,jingranmeiwenguowo,jiushanzibatasongjibieren。

“mama,woyaochichelizi,chelizi……”

儿子在一旁吵闹着。

xiangzhejintianshidaniansanshi,woyebuxiangyinweizheishizaihelaogongchaojia。

毕竟家和万事兴。

“nidanweijintianbushifale20jinchelizima?nikaixiangxixiejinierzichiba,qitadefangbingxiangli。”

“这个……”

laogongtuntuleyixiashuo,“liangfenglaopohuaiyun,shuoxiangchichelizi,wojiusongtale。”

“什么?”

wonanyizhixindidengdashuangyankanta,“liangfenglaopohuaideyunheniyouguan?”

“wuguana,laopo,nixiangshenmeni?wobushizheiyangzideren,woheliangfengbushipengyouma?danweifadechelizitehao,pingshizaiwaimiandoumaibudaoneimehaode,wojiusongtale。”

老公急忙争辩。

“niyoubinga!nilaopowoyehuaiyun,yeaichichelizia!haiyounierzi,yemeitianxiangyaochichelizi!nijingranyinweibierenlaopoxiangchichelizi,jiuba20jindousongren,yidiandoubuliujinineixiangchidelaopohehaizi?”

wokongzhibuzhu,qingxujidongdidama。

“bujiushichelizima?wopinxiximaixiehuilaijinimenchixingle,rangshenmerangni?ranglinjutingdaoduobuhao?haiyiweiwomenzaidaniansanshiliangfuqichaojiani,duodiuliana。”

laogongbuyuedizhoumei,“nizenmeyuelaiyuexiaoqile?”

“chenjianmin,zheishidafanghexiaoqidewentima?”

woqisile,“nizheishiwanquanwushiwo,juedewairendoubiwozheigelaopozhongyaodewenti!”

“zenmekeneng?woyouduoaini,niyoubushibuzhidao。”

“hehe,niaiwo?niaiwohuibawobushedechidedalongxiajibieren?niaiwo?huirangwozhichipinxixineicihuochelizi,erbadingjichelizisongjibierendelaopo?chenjianmin,danfannihailiu10jinjiwoheerzi,wodoubuzhiyuneimeshengqi。”

我真是气死了。

“niyiqianjiawo,bujiushituworenhao,leyuzhurenma?”

laogongyiranbujuedezijiyoushenmewenti,faneryongyifufeijiedeyanshenkanwo,“fanershini,zenmejiehunhoujiubiandeneimejinjinjijiaole?”

没错。

yiqianwohuijiajita,dequeshikantarenhao。

所有的人都说他好。

neishihoutaduiwoyehao,gezhongwuweibuzhideguanxin,rangwojuedehenkekao,shikeyixiangbanyishengderen。

jiehunhou,caifaxian,taduisuoyouderendouhenhaohendafang,jiusuanbushuderen,dounengbatasuijiaosuidao,shichuanshuozhongdeshengfu。

yigerendejingliyouxiande。

tadaduoshushijiandoushiyonglaigongzuohe“puduzhongsheng”,ernengfangdaowoheerzishenshangjishaojishao。

wobenlaijiushigedulixingjiqiangderen,buzenmeyilaita,zhidaotazheigexingge,yeshimeibanfagaibiande。

bijingtayoushijianhewozaiyiqideshihou,duiwohaishihenhaode。

erqie,tabuchouyanbuyinjiubuyegui,aiganjingzhengjie,youkongzuojiawuzuofanneixie。

zhiyaoyoutazai,wohaishihenqingsongde。

suoyi,woyierzai,zaiersanderendaoxianzai。

bijingwomenerzidousansuile,woyouhuaiyouertai。

xiangzhe,tazongbineixiezhananjiabaonanhao,rizijiuzheiyangziguoxiaqu。