woshuazhepengyouquan,shuadaobalouxiaolide。
peitujiushiwoneiyidiesuanrongzhishijudalongxia,peiwenshi:chuxikuaile,chishanglehaochideaozhoudalongxia,xingfumanmande。
xiamianyoujigerenwohetadegongtonghaoyouzaipinglun:hao!
tayidiandoubutishiwolaogongsongde,yifuhanhuqicixiangshizijimai,zijizuode。
woxiangyaopinglunyiju“nihaoyisime?”,dankaolvdaolaogong,zuizhonghaishirenbuzhubushuorenhehuale。
“zuohaola,kuailaichi。”
laogongxizheweiqun,bajidiecaibaishangzhuomian,xiaozhezhaohuwo。
我怏怏的坐到桌前。
他给我盛好汤和饭。
haizhudongbaerzibaozaihuaili,weierzichi。
wodeqiweiweixiaosanleyixie,danxiangzhezijinianyefandezhongtoucaiquezaibierenzhuomianshang,xinlidudude,chishenmedouganjuemeiweikou。
haimeichiwan,tadeshoujixiangleqilai,shitadetongxuelaidian。
yinweiyaobaozheerzichifan,tajiubashoujifangzaizhuomianshangwaifangshengyinjietong。
“minge,womennianchusijiuyaobuzhihunfangle,nizheiliangtianshenmeshihouyoukongnayaochijiwo?”
tingdaozheihua,woyoudianyihuo。
“mingtianba,chuerwoyaohelaopohuiniangjia,mingtianxiawusandian,wosongqunineibian,nidengwo。”
“haode,xiexieminge,chuxikuailea。”
“chuxikuaile,xinhunkuaile。”
laogonggualetatongxuededianhua,lianshangyiranhaiyizhexiaorong,xiangtayouxishiyiyang。
worenbuzhuwen:“nitongxueyaojiehunle?”
“shia,zongsuanjiehunle,nianchuqi。”
“niweishenmenatahunfangdeyaochi?niyaobangtabuzhi?”
“bushia,shitajiewomenjiadexinfangzuohunfang,suoyiwoyaobayaochinaqujita,rangtatiqianbahunfangbuzhihao。”
“什么?”
wozhenjingdezhanleqishen,“niyaobawomendexinfangjiejitazuohunfang?”
“shia,nineimedajingxiaoguaiganshenme?biewangjinixianzaishigeyunfu,xiaoxinhedaobaobaode。”
“zheishizenmebuhewoshangliangyixia?”
我气死了。
aozhoudalongxia、chelizizheixieyejiusuanle。
xianzaijingranweijingwotongyi,bawomenjiaxinzhuangxiudefangziyaojiejirenjiazuohunfang。
xianzaiwomenzhudeshichuzuwu,xinfangzishiwomenyongcailijiazhuang,zaijiashangliangjiafumudinglibangzhuxiacaimaixiade。
jinguanshijiandanzhuangxiu,haishihualesanshiduowan,buzhichengwoxihuandemoyang。
yinweierzixiao,woyouhuaiyun,womenhaibuganbanjinquzhu,xiangzhedengtongfengbannianzaidasuan。
“woneitongxuebushizhiyouchuzuwuma?meibanfazuohunfang,yemeiyoubanfabaijiuxi。womenjiadefangzifanzhengkongzheyeshikongzhe,rangtamenzuohunfangzengjiayixierenqiyehaode。”
老公耐着心解释。
“zuohunfang?haibaijiuxi?chenjianmin,nibuzhiyoubing,haibingdale!gangcaiwohaixiangzheyuanliangni,xianzaicaifaxian,nigenbenbubawodangyihuishi,nizhixiangshouzhenizuoshengfudemanzugan,buzhidaowoyouduotongku。”
我忍不住歇斯底里。
“nicaiyoubing,zheishiduodadeshiqing?fangzizhishijiejirenjiajitianeryi,youbushibazhanbuhai。”
“neishixinfang,wohualesanshiduowanjingxinzhuangxiudefangzi,ranhouwozijidoumeiyouzhuguo,nirangrenjiashuiwodexinfang,hairangyiduiluanqibazaodemoshengrenbawodefanggaodeluanqibazaode,danfanyoudiannaozi,doubuhuizheiyangzizuo。”
“tabushimeiyoufangzi,caipobudeyijiewomendefangma?sheiyoumotuochehaixiangcaidanchea。”
“结婚去酒店啊!”
“tameiqian,yebushedehuaa,bijingcailiqiandouhaojinletadeqian,haixiangwojieleliangwan。”
“你还有两万借?”
yinweixinfangzizhuangxiu,haiyouanjie,womenmeigeyuedouguang,ruguobushihaiyouniangjiayizhang,wodouhaipaerbaoshengdeshihouliannaifenqiandoumeiyou。
“danweijilewoyibinianzhongjiangjin,ganghaoliangwankuai,wokandaotacoucailineimekunnan,jiujietale,zhishijie,youbushiji,tahuihaide,dajingxiaoguaiganshenme?”
laogongyiranyifulisuodangran。
“啪!”
nuqichongshangwodetou,wokongzhibuzhu,taishoujiletayibazhang。
“哇——”
儿子吓得大哭起来。
“离婚!”
duonianjideyuanqihexinlei,yixiazibaofachulai。
我用力一掀。
neiqueshaoleaozhoudalongxiadenianyecai,suizhexianfandezhuozi,quanbuhualaladediaoluozaidishang。
wandieposui,zhengruwocikedexin。
woyaozheya,hongzheyan,baerzicongtadehuailiqiangguolai,duomenerchu——