第3章

woshuazhepengyouquan,shuadaobalouxiaolide。

peitujiushiwoneiyidiesuanrongzhishijudalongxia,peiwenshi:chuxikuaile,chishanglehaochideaozhoudalongxia,xingfumanmande。

xiamianyoujigerenwohetadegongtonghaoyouzaipinglun:hao!

tayidiandoubutishiwolaogongsongde,yifuhanhuqicixiangshizijimai,zijizuode。

woxiangyaopinglunyiju“nihaoyisime?”,dankaolvdaolaogong,zuizhonghaishirenbuzhubushuorenhehuale。

“zuohaola,kuailaichi。”

laogongxizheweiqun,bajidiecaibaishangzhuomian,xiaozhezhaohuwo。

我怏怏的坐到桌前。

他给我盛好汤和饭。

haizhudongbaerzibaozaihuaili,weierzichi。

wodeqiweiweixiaosanleyixie,danxiangzhezijinianyefandezhongtoucaiquezaibierenzhuomianshang,xinlidudude,chishenmedouganjuemeiweikou。

haimeichiwan,tadeshoujixiangleqilai,shitadetongxuelaidian。

yinweiyaobaozheerzichifan,tajiubashoujifangzaizhuomianshangwaifangshengyinjietong。

“minge,womennianchusijiuyaobuzhihunfangle,nizheiliangtianshenmeshihouyoukongnayaochijiwo?”

tingdaozheihua,woyoudianyihuo。

“mingtianba,chuerwoyaohelaopohuiniangjia,mingtianxiawusandian,wosongqunineibian,nidengwo。”

“haode,xiexieminge,chuxikuailea。”

“chuxikuaile,xinhunkuaile。”

laogonggualetatongxuededianhua,lianshangyiranhaiyizhexiaorong,xiangtayouxishiyiyang。

worenbuzhuwen:“nitongxueyaojiehunle?”

“shia,zongsuanjiehunle,nianchuqi。”

“niweishenmenatahunfangdeyaochi?niyaobangtabuzhi?”

“bushia,shitajiewomenjiadexinfangzuohunfang,suoyiwoyaobayaochinaqujita,rangtatiqianbahunfangbuzhihao。”

“什么?”

wozhenjingdezhanleqishen,“niyaobawomendexinfangjiejitazuohunfang?”

“shia,nineimedajingxiaoguaiganshenme?biewangjinixianzaishigeyunfu,xiaoxinhedaobaobaode。”

“zheishizenmebuhewoshangliangyixia?”

我气死了。

aozhoudalongxia、chelizizheixieyejiusuanle。

xianzaijingranweijingwotongyi,bawomenjiaxinzhuangxiudefangziyaojiejirenjiazuohunfang。

xianzaiwomenzhudeshichuzuwu,xinfangzishiwomenyongcailijiazhuang,zaijiashangliangjiafumudinglibangzhuxiacaimaixiade。

jinguanshijiandanzhuangxiu,haishihualesanshiduowan,buzhichengwoxihuandemoyang。

yinweierzixiao,woyouhuaiyun,womenhaibuganbanjinquzhu,xiangzhedengtongfengbannianzaidasuan。

“woneitongxuebushizhiyouchuzuwuma?meibanfazuohunfang,yemeiyoubanfabaijiuxi。womenjiadefangzifanzhengkongzheyeshikongzhe,rangtamenzuohunfangzengjiayixierenqiyehaode。”

老公耐着心解释。

“zuohunfang?haibaijiuxi?chenjianmin,nibuzhiyoubing,haibingdale!gangcaiwohaixiangzheyuanliangni,xianzaicaifaxian,nigenbenbubawodangyihuishi,nizhixiangshouzhenizuoshengfudemanzugan,buzhidaowoyouduotongku。”

我忍不住歇斯底里。

“nicaiyoubing,zheishiduodadeshiqing?fangzizhishijiejirenjiajitianeryi,youbushibazhanbuhai。”

“neishixinfang,wohualesanshiduowanjingxinzhuangxiudefangzi,ranhouwozijidoumeiyouzhuguo,nirangrenjiashuiwodexinfang,hairangyiduiluanqibazaodemoshengrenbawodefanggaodeluanqibazaode,danfanyoudiannaozi,doubuhuizheiyangzizuo。”

“tabushimeiyoufangzi,caipobudeyijiewomendefangma?sheiyoumotuochehaixiangcaidanchea。”

“结婚去酒店啊!”

“tameiqian,yebushedehuaa,bijingcailiqiandouhaojinletadeqian,haixiangwojieleliangwan。”

“你还有两万借?”

yinweixinfangzizhuangxiu,haiyouanjie,womenmeigeyuedouguang,ruguobushihaiyouniangjiayizhang,wodouhaipaerbaoshengdeshihouliannaifenqiandoumeiyou。

“danweijilewoyibinianzhongjiangjin,ganghaoliangwankuai,wokandaotacoucailineimekunnan,jiujietale,zhishijie,youbushiji,tahuihaide,dajingxiaoguaiganshenme?”

laogongyiranyifulisuodangran。

“啪!”

nuqichongshangwodetou,wokongzhibuzhu,taishoujiletayibazhang。

“哇——”

儿子吓得大哭起来。

“离婚!”

duonianjideyuanqihexinlei,yixiazibaofachulai。

我用力一掀。

neiqueshaoleaozhoudalongxiadenianyecai,suizhexianfandezhuozi,quanbuhualaladediaoluozaidishang。

wandieposui,zhengruwocikedexin。

woyaozheya,hongzheyan,baerzicongtadehuailiqiangguolai,duomenerchu——