wuxiezheifujiujiedeyangzi，lianwusanshengdoukanxiaole。zheigedazhizicongxiaojiudanchun，yebuzhidaobatajuanjinzheixieshiqingshihaoshihuai。ruguowutongzhenshiwuxiedezhong，youzheimeyigehaizizaitashenbianneitayejiufangxinle。
zhongwujirenyemeichuqu，dianlexiewaimaijiuzaiyiyuanbingfangchile，gangchiwanfanyihuier，jiutingzhewaimianhonglonglongdeshengyin，jingranshiyijiazhishengfeijihuanhuandexialuo。
“sanyeyewodezuojialaile”wutongzhaohujirenshangfeiji。
zheihuilianwusanshengdoujingzhele，zhidaofeijiqifei，haizaijingtan“wowulaosandaoleyibeizidouer，haicongmeiyongshangguozhishengfeiji，zheihuiyesuanshikaileyanle，woshuo，dasunzi，nishixiongyetaiyouqianle，shajiadialianfeijidousong。”
wuxiegengshijingdiaolexiaba，taxiaoshihouguoshengriyejiushougeyaokongfeiji，kankanrenjia，zuixinkuanch--53，gangcaishoujichaleyixia2000wanmeijinqi。zheiyijingbushiyibandehaole，zheishihaowurenxing，nanguaijitapeiyuexin20wandebaobiao。zheiwanyierbieshuokai，jiushiyiniandeyanghufei，tadouchubuqi。
xianzaidoushirangzhebaojinzhubabadatui，wozheishibaoshanggejinzhuerzi？
shenshoubibuguo，cailibibuguo，gujizhishangyebibuguo。benlaiqian20duonian，wuxiehaijuedezijitingbucuode，daxuebiye，youcheyoufang，rujinyibineijiushigezha，zijidequanbushenjiadoubururenjiadelinghuaqian。
panziyediaoxiaodao“xiaosanye，nizheishizhijiekeyiyanglaole，zheiyaoshineigesipangzi，bieshuorenerzi，renzuzongtadougan。”
吴邪：……
瞎说什么大实话。
zheifeijidexingnengjueduiduideqitadejiaqian，kaileyigeduoxiaoshijiudaolehangzhou。
biekanwuxietiantianjiaorangzhejiaobushangshuidianfei，shijishangwujiadediyunhaishifeichangzude，zaidangdijueduichengdeshanghaomen。
wujiadezuzhaiyezugouqipai，qimayuanzilitingyigezheizhongzhongxingdezhishengjihaishimeiyouwentide，jigerenyebuyongxiangzaiyiyuanshangfeijishiyongruantipashangpaxia。
wuyiqiongliangkouzihewuerbaidouzaozaodizaizheilidengzhe，wusanshengdedianhuabatamenzhadewaijiaolinen，tamensishewuruyaobensanhaimeiduixiangdedumiaoerbengchulaiyigebasuidedaerzi，zuomengdoumeimengdaoguodeqiji。
wuerbaikanzhezheijiazhishengfeiji，yebuyoudemeimaodongledong，kanlaizheigezhisunzibujiandan。
wutongshengdeguaiqiaokeai，genwuxiexiaoshihouhenxiang，yuanliuliudegougouyanmengdada。weixiaohaierzuibazeitian，bawunainaihewumamahongdexixiaoyankai，momotou，rouroulian，zenmeyexihanbugou。
wutonghaoxianghuidaolesansuiqianbeimeiguodamaweiguanderizi，shisuanle，wulunnageguojiadezhonglaonianfunvdoushimengwadeemeng！
wuerbairangyiliaorenyuanguolaichouxuedeshihoulaotaitaixintenghuaile，yanzheigejianxietoufajiukeyi，danshiwuerbaijianchichouxue，laotaitairenbuzhudengletahaojiyan。
wunainaiyijingjuedingle，buguanjieguoruhetadouyaoliuxiazheigexiaosunsun，dabulerengeganqin，shenglesaerzijiudelexiaoxieyige，tahailaodabuxiaoleyebujiehun，tayigekuairutuderenlejiuxiangyougehaizixihanxihan。
wujiayouzijideyiliaotuandui，zheigeshiqingshiwuerbaizaifuze，yangpinmingmianshangsongdaowaimianjianyansuoqujiance，shijishangyoufenlejixiaofen，songdaolezijideshiyanshi。
jieguochulaidehenkuai，lianggexiaoshihou，liangfenbaogaojiudousongdaolewuerbaideshoushang，shangmianxiezheshifuzidejilv99%，querenfuziguanxi。wumamayikanyanleijiudiaoxialaile，louzhewutongzhihanwokeliandedasunzishoukule。
wuxiepielepiezui，yinianyangfeijideqiandougoubawoyangdao20le，tashoushenmeku？tongshi，xinliyegewaidefuza，suiranbanluxiangzhekenengshizijideerzi，danzhendequedinglexinliyouyoudianguaiguaide。
wutongyesongleyikouqi，jieguozaibulaitadouyaobeilaotaitaimotulepile，haiyouwumamabutingdetouwei，xiaoduzidouguqilaile。
huranjianshengjidangbaba，wuxiezongyouyizhonghenbuzhenshideganjue，erqiebuzhidaohewutongzenmexiangchu。
bierenjiadehaizisajiao，kunao，yaowanju,tajuedewutongbuhuigentasajiao，kunaojiugengbukeneng，zhiyuwanju，tayaodewanju，kenengzijimaibuqi。
bierenjiahaiziwanfeijidingduoshiyaokongde，tazheigedoushizairende。
ruguonatian，tashuoyaowanerqiang，neidagailvyinggaibushicishuide，zuiqimayeshiak47huozhes86，darenshenshangjiuzhendehuigameoverneizhong。
houlaiwuxiekanzhemancangkujunhuodeshihou，haizaigankaitadangniandeliaoshirushen，dangranzheishihouhua，xianzaidewuxiezhishizaijiujiezheigehaiziyaozenmeyang。
wumamaxiangbawutongjiehuiqu，zhenghaotaxianzaiyemeishenmeshi，keyijiesongtashangxuefangxue。
wutongyanleiwangwangdibiaoshi，zijizheimeduoniandoumeiyoubaba，tebiexianmurenjiahaizinenggenbabayiqishenghuo，taxiangmibuyixiashiqubaniandefuzizhiqinggenwuxieyiqishenghuo。
shuodeneijiaoyigekelianbabaqingzhenyiqie。
wuxiekanzhexiaozaizizheiexinbaladechayanchayudoujingdaile，tashitianzhentayoubushisha，tanaozijinshuilecaixiangxinzheixiaozaizaikewangfuai，zheitamabuguangyouqiannengdahaishigedingjilvcha？
kexiwuxiedeyijianbingbuzhongyao，dengdiertianhuiwushanjudeshihou，chuletamajidaidedabaoxiaobaodedongxigenyigedaerzi，haiyoujiushiyidaduizhufu，zhongxinsixiangjiushi，dangdiele，yaodongshi，zhaoguhaozai，buransilasiladiyou。
taqiuzhudekanxiangtabaheershusanshu，tabakantian，ershukandi，sanshuzhuantou，lejie，zhiwangbushang！
wujiazhangsun*dumiao*tuanchongxie，shichongle。
shunbianshuoyixia，baobiaogenzhishengjizuowanshangjiuzoule，wutongbiaoshiyaogenbabaerrenshijiehaohaopeiyangganqing，wuxiebiaoshi～hehe，xinniyigebiaodianfuhaosuanwoshu。
denglikailewujia，yeerliangdousongleyikouqi，erduowengwengde。wutongyouxiehouhuijitabashangyanyaole，shangdiyiqianzisunbabai，wumamayigerennengbiguosangetangseng。tajuedeyaoshiwuxieyihouxiangjitazhaogehouma，takanzhangqilingjiuhenbucuo，yaobufuziguanxijiudaozheierdele！nvrentaikepale！
quwushanjudelushang，wuxiehaoqidewen“zabanideliangbaobiaotuihuiqule？”
wutongzhalezhayan，mengmengdeshuodao“buxuyaole，wozhiyaoyoubabajiugoule。”
wuxiepiepiezui“zhiyouwo，suoyixiyishiwozuofanshiwozhaoguniyeshiwo？nishaonaduifunainaitamenneitaoyongwoshenshang，wokexianshuohao，wojiuhuizhufangbianmian。buxingnihaishidaowolaomaneierba，biedaoshihouyougaowozhuang！”
wutongdexiaodaizhejifenweixian，“kanpobushuopo，fuzihainengzuo！”
吴邪：……
liangrendaowuxiedianlideshihoukuaizhongwule，limianyirandelengqing，bangerenyekanbudao，zhiyouwangmengzaijutaidakeshui。
wutongkanzhemanwuziyanpinzuijiaochouchou，doushijiumensandaijichengren，wuxiegenjieyuchenzheicailichajuzuishaobangeshiyicang。
wuxiejiwangmenghewutongzuolejieshao，wangmengkanlekanwuxie，youkanlekanwutong，youkanlekanwuxie，ranhoutongxinjishoudijinghu：“laoban，nizheidougoupanle，zuishaosannianqibu！”
qidewuxiezhijiejiletayigedabidou“nigongzibuxiangyaoleshiba！”
wangmengmiaosong，gannubuganyan。
suihoulediandiannalexuduolingshijiwutong，zijilaobanshizaibuzuoren，danxiaolaobanhaishitingkeaide。
wutongtingxihuanwangmengde，biwuxiehaifeihaidai，liangongzidoufabujishihaigenzhewuxiechushengrusi，shahaiziyeguaiburongyide。jieguolingshidaoxie，xianglexiangyoucongzijidexiaoshubaolitaochuyidiezhengzhengqiqidebaiyuandachao。
“wangshushuxinkule，zheishijinniandejiangjin。”wutongzhijiewangjutaipaileyiwan。
wangmeng……xianzaidexiaohaizizheimehaoheng？
“**，nibaolidouzhuangdesha？”wuxieyibaqiangguowutongdebeibao，woqu，haitingchen，wangjutaishangyidao，yiwanyikundebaiyuandachaoershiduokun，yibaikeyigendexiaojintiaozuyoushangbaigen。
wuxietuiyoudianerruan，tazhidaowutonghenyouqian，dankashangdeshuzigenshiwudeshijuechongjichabietaidale，xianzaidehuangjinsanbaiduoyike，yigenjintiaojiusanwan，shigensanshiwan，taerzibasuijiubeizhejibaiwandaochupao？