wojiaoanran，shiyigeshibaxiandetoumingxiaoyanyuan。weileyanghuowohewo「erzi」，
wojuedingzhongcaojiuye—xiewangwen。zuoweichushandediyibenshu，wojuedingyiwosiduitoujiangweiyuanxing，
xieyibendianjingbewen。yuanyinwuta，sheirangzheisichenwobuzaijiadeshihoutoutoubawo「erzi」luzoule。
zhengdangwoxiedefalehenwangleqingdeshihou，jiangchongdaowojia，daizhexiexudexiufenzhiwenwo。
「tingshuonizaiwangshangyiwoweiyuanxingxielebenxiaoshuo，haijiwoanpailegenanlaopo？！」woxinxudimolemobizi，
yuqizhongdaizhejifenzheyan。「tingsheishuode，jingshuoxierangrenxiangsidehua。」—01wojiaoanran，
shiyigeshibaxiandetoumingxiaoyanyuan。yinweicongxiaobeidianshijuligezhonggeyangxianhuodejiaosesuoxiyin，
suoyibianlizhiyaochengweiyimingxiangtamenyiyangyouxiudeyanyuan。naihelixianghenfengman，xianshihengugan。
wangzhegangdaozhangdesanqiankuaiqian，wohewo「erzi」—yizhitongtixuebaidesamoye，yirenyigouxianrulechensi。
「doubao，」woshuangshoubaiguotadelian，yilianzhengsedao：「zanmenbunengzaizheiyangxiaqule，
zaizheiyangxiaquzanniangliangjiuyaobeiesile。」「wangwang！」「kanlaishishihouzhongcaojiuyele。」「wangwang！！」
qinianqian，woweilezhuanxinzhizhidezhuizhuyanyimeng，zaiwanjiewanzuihouyibenshushi，huileigaosuduzhepengyoumen，
woyaoquxunzhaoshiheyuanfangle，dajiayouyuanzaijian。danshimeixiangdaozheiyizhaojiushiqinian。zaicidakaidiannao，
denglushangmouruanjian，wangridejiyiyouzhongxinfuxianzaileyanqian。
buguozheiyangchujingshengqingbandegankaibingmeiyouchixutaijiu，yinwei……wokawenle。02meilinggan，zhendemeilinggan。
woxieleshan，shanlexie。mangmangliuliusangexiaoshiguoqule，yikanjinduerbaiwu。「he。」guoran，
renzaiwuyudeshihou，zhendehuixiao。buguohaozaiwoconglaidoubushineihaoderen。shishangwunanshi，zhiyaokenfangqi。
dianjibaocun，guanshangdiannao，dakaishouji。suoyoudongzuoxingyunliushui，yiqihecheng。wo：mingtianyuema？
peiwochuquzhaozhaolinggan。chendameinv：zhaoshalinggan？
［xiaomaonaotou.jpg］wo：nijiemeiwodasuanzhonghuiwangwenjiele，zuijinzhunbeikaiyibenxinshu。
chendameinv：jiemei！nizhongyubuzaiweiyulequanzuocishanshiyele！zhenshenganxinwei！！
chendameinv：［zhenshenganxinwei.jpg］wo：［chuaishoukuxiao.jpg］wo：yulequanhaishiyaojixuchuangde，
woshibuhuifangguotade［yaoyaqiechi.jpg］wo：haole，shuozhengjingde，mingtianyuema？chendameinv：yue，
dangranyuela！hechenyuqingnvshiyukuaididachenggongshihou，wokanxiangpangbianyijingjiangweibayaochucanyingdedoubao。
biekanzheixiaodongxizaijialiguaidegenshenmeside，danshiyidaowaimian，fengdejiugenbigefuleshenyiyang。
jianzhijiushiyizhixieesamoye。daitachuquzhaolingganshiwanwanbunengde，
yushiwohuosujiangtadabaosongdaolewomajia。meiyoulexiaodongxidedaoluan，
zhaolinggandeyitianguodekeweishijiqikuaile。bujinshouhuolemeishi，haishouhuolemeizhao。
danshi—zuizuizhongyaodelinggan，queshiyidiandoumeizhaodao。「……」chenmoshijinwandekangqiao。guoran，
renzaibuganzhengshideshihoushizuikuailede。woehenhendiyaoleyikoushouzhongdedianfenchang。meishida，mei、shi、da。
suhuashuoyuhexiongzhangbukejiande，jiranyijingrangwoshouhuolekuaile，neimequeshaodianlingganyeshilisuoyingdangde。
jinglileyifanziwoxinaohou，gangcaideneidianxinlifudanshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。
womeizizidijiangzuihouyikoudianfenchangtunrufuzhong，hechenyuqingnvshihuishougaobiehou，
qishangwodexiaodiandongchekaiwanglehuijiazhilu。03yaochi**suoyan，『kada』yisheng，fangdaomenyingshengerkai。
qiheidewuzililuozhenkewen，xiangxiangzhongdoubaopushanglaidechangjingbingmeiyoufasheng。nandaoxiaodongxishengqile？
wosuishoudakaiketingdedeng，yangshenghandao：「doubao，mamajinidailainizuiaichidejirouganle～」raner，
yipianjijing，yaquewusheng。buyinggaiya，nandaozhenshengqile，lianjirougandoubuchile？
woyihuodijiangjirouganfangdaochajishang，kaishimanwuzidizhaodoubao。zhidaowofanbianjialidemeiyigejiaoluo，
caifaxian—huaile，doubaobujianle。duanduanjimiaozhong，woyijingshexianglehaojizhongdoubaoshizongkenengdeyuanyin，
congmangtaochushouji，「wei，ma，zanjiadoubaobujianle！buhuibeirentouzouleba！！」「biezheji，doubaomeishi。
」dianhuaneitouchuanlaixiexudecaozasheng。「hu—」dezhidoubaomeishi，wozhangshuyikouqi。
kehaimeidengwoxuanzhedeyikexinfangxia，yangnvshideshengyinyoucongdianhuaneitouchuanleguolai。
「jintianzaoshangdaidoubaoqugongyuanwandeshihouzhenghaopengjianlexiaoang，xiaoangjuededoubaoguaikeaide，
jiushuobangwoliuyiliu，zhenghaogongsilinshiyoushi，wojiubadoubaojiaojitale。」「……」
zheijianzhijiushiyangruhukoua！haohaohao，xuanzhedezheikexinzhongyusile。dianhualizheishichuanlailejijujiaotansheng，
suihoubianshiqiaojijianpandeshengyin，「haoleranran，bushuole，wozheihaiyoudiangongzuomeizuowan，xianguale。」
wowangzheguaduandeshouji，shenxileyikouqi。yangnvshikouzhongsuoshuodexiaoang，jiushijiang。zaipangrenkanlai，
womenlianggeshiyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhuma、huanxiyuanjia。
danshishidezhenxiangzhiyouwoliangzijixinliqingchu—womenmeiyouhuanxi，zhiyouyuanjia。xueshengshiqi，wotaoke，
tagaozhuang；wotanlianai，tajubao。haimeiqimingyue，「wozheidoushiweilenidexueyezhexiang，
nizheibudexiexiewoya。」neiwohaizhenshixiexieninlei。wojiutaoleneimeyicike，tanleneimeyicilianai，
haiquandoubeininlaojizhuazhule。zheixieyejiusuanle，taoke、tanlianaiqueshihuiyingxiangchengji，
danwodaxuetanlianaijiwogaodaowobaneiyoushizenmeyihuishi？！kuangqiewoneishihaibusuantanlianai，
jinjinshichuyumengyajieduaneryi。dangwoqishixiongxiongdipaodaonanshengsushelouxiazhiwentashi，
zheihuoweiqubabadezhijiejiwolaileju，「shishushuzhufuworangwokanzheni，buyaorangnizaoliande。」dage，
youmeiyougaocuo。ruguomeijicuodehua，neishiwobazaiwomenshiersuishishuoguodehuaba，nizenmexianzaihainengjide。
zaishuole，shenmejiaozaolian？！woneishiyijingshijiuleei。zhenxiangbutongtameicidenianjidiyishizenmedede。
zhidaohoulaiwocaihuangrandawu，zheihuoshitianxiezuo—chunfuhei，zijimeiyouduixiangyeburangbierenyou。
zheicibadoubaoluzou，kendingyemeibieshenmehaoxinsi。zhiyuwoweishenmezheimekending，
neishiyinweijiangzheijiahuobabaibeiziyebuquyitanggongyuan，jiujintianzheimeganqiaoquletanggongyuan，
haizhenghaoyujianlewomahedoubao？！yaoshuotameidianshenmebiedeqitu，woshiyidianyebuxin。dengdeng！
tazheimefeijingbalidizhizaoouyu，buhuishixiangzhengduodoubaodefuyangquanba。huailehuaile，
zhenshiqianfangwanfanglaoliunanfanga。04yucitongshidelingyibian，jiangjia。「ati、ati。」
jiangrouleroubizi，jiangshouzhongdewanjuqiupaochu，xiaoshengdunangdao：「nagelaoliubeidilimawoni。」
yijuhuadegongfu，doubaoyijingjiangqiudiaolehuilai，fangdaolejiangdejiaobian。「wangwang～」doubaoqianjiaopazaidishang，
houtuidengzhi，baichuyaoqingwanshuadezishi，shenhoudeweibayaodexiangluoxuanjiangyiyang。
jiangshunshiluleyibatamaorongrongdefading，shuodao：「xiaodoubao，nimazenmehaibulaijieniya？
wokantafawanpengyouquandouyouyihuierle，anlilaishuogaiwanshileya。」doubaoyihuodiwailexiatou，
『wuwang』yisheng，jiangshenzifanlegegeer，luchuxuebaidedupi。「woyezhenshishale，jingranwenni。」
jiangshixiao，ranhoubusaoxingdirouleroutadedupi，「haolexiaojiahuo，nixianzijiquwanba，woyaoquzhibole。
」shuozhe，jiangzhanqishenlai，quweishengjianxilegeshoubianzhuanquleshufang。raner，haimeidengtadakaidiannao，
menlingxiangle。jiangjiangdoubaojizaishenhou，danshoukaimen。kandaolairentalianshangmeiyousihaodecuoe，
yikaozaimenkuangpang，mingzhiguwendao：「aiyou，xikeya，zhaowoyoushenmeshima。」
kantaneiyifushifenqianzoudebiaoqing，wohenxiangniaoyuhuaxiangjiju。danzuoweiyigewenmingren，wojuedingrenyiren。
renyiren，haikuotiankong。yushiwoluchubiaozhundebakeyachi，pixiaoroubuxiaodao：「ninlaoshouleiwangpangbiannuoyinuo，
biedangzhedao。」xiayimiaowolimahuanshangtiantiandexiaorong，bandunzheshenzi，
duizheguyibeijiangdangzaishenhoudedoubaozhangkaishuangbei，「lai，doubao，mamajieni……」「huijia」
erzihaimeishuochukou，doubaojiuyijingpobujidaidicuandaoleqianmian，jiangjiangzhuangdeyilieju。「eieiei。」
meidengjiangzaiwangxiakaikou，wohuosuqiangxiandao：「haole，niguangrongeryoushenshengderenwuyijingwanchengle，
ganmingerqingnichifanha。」shuowan，wohaobuyouyudizhuanshen，henbudeyibabaimijiajidesudulikaizheili，
shengpacongtakouzhongtingdaobuxiangtingdaodehua。raner，xiayimiao。「dengdeng。」si—，haishimeinengtaoguo。
wo『weixiao』zhezhuanguoshen，「ninhaiyoushenmeshi？」jianglveyitiaomei，yudiaolansandao：「yemeishenmedashi，
jiushixiangwenwen，nizheige『ganminger』jutishishenmeshihou？」「ruguomeijicuodehua，
nizheige『ganminger』defanwoshiconglaidoumeichishangguo。」wolimaodicheleyimoweixiao，
bujinfuyi：bushigemen，woneijiushikeqikeqi，nishizhenbukeqia。zhengdangwoxiangjixukaikoushi，
jiangneidutedesangyinxianyibuxiangleqilai，「zaishuole，laidoulaile，bujinlaizuozuo。」jiezhe，
tapeihezuochuleyifuqingdedongzuo。buduijing，shifenliyoushierfendebuduijing。woshuangshoubaoxiong，
shentixianghouweiqing，banmizheyanmoutanjiusideshangxiadaliangzhejiang。zheixiaozihululiyoumaizheshenmeyao。
「nizheiciyouzaidashenmezhuyi，buhuiyouyaokengwoba。」jiangbuzirandiqingkeleliangsheng，
ranhouguzuobukezhixindiwendao：「anran，wozainineixinyudujiuzheimedima？！」
tashuangshoujiaodiewuzaixiongkoudeweizhi，poyouxietongxinjishoudeyiwei。zezeze，qiaoqiaozheiyanji，
buqudangyanyuanzhenshiweiqutale。「nonono，」wobishangshuangyan，shenchushizhizuoyouhuanglehuang，
shishikaikoujiuzhengta，「nishuocuole，nizaiwozheiyagenjiubucunzaishenmexinyudu。」shuowan，
wobuzaiqukanjiangneibiejiaodeyanji，dabukuajinwuzi，chaozheshafadefangxiangzouqu。「shuoshuoba，
zheiciyouxiangganma。」wokezhegangcongchajishangzhualaideguazi，kanxiangzuozaipangbiandanrenshafashangdejiang。
「yemeishenmedashi，jiushinikandoubaobushizanliangyiqijianhuilaidema？」「ngdui。」wodianlediantou。
tazheijuhuadaoshibujia，doubaoshiwomenzaimalubiandelajitongpangjiandaode。gangfaxiantashi，
tayejiubixiaomaozaishaodayidian，quansuozaibianzhidailiaoaodaibu。「neinikan，
woshibushiyesuanyoudoubaodeyibanfuyangquan？」「ngdui。」wojixudiantou，shiyitawangxiajiang。
「neidoubaozaiwozheiyangjitianshibushiyelisuoyingdang。」woshentixianghouyiyi，lerandikanzhejiang，
「hezheniraozheimeyidaquanjiushiweilezaizheidengwoni。」「buguo，
nishibushiwangjileshangciwobadoubaojiaojini，jieguomeiguojitiantajiubeichezhuangguzhezheijianshiqingle。
suoyiduiyuxiangnizheizhongbufuzerendejiazhang，xiangdoubiexiang。」「bushianran，shangcizhenshiyiwai，」
jiangjimangcengleguolai，zaiwomianqianjuqisangenshouzhi，「wofashiyihoujueduibuhuizaifashengzheiyangdeshile。」
womomobailetayiyan，dadiaotajuzhedeshou，「xinnihaiburuxinwoshiqinshihuang。」jiantabushuohuale，
sihushizaisisuoxieshenme，biaoqingyouxiejiujie，wozhanqishenlai。「neimeishenmeshiwojiuxianhuile。」
wohaidehuiqubiewenni。「e^dengdeng，」jiangyuqizhongdaizhejifenjicu，
「nishangcipaixishoushangdeshianshuheayishibushihaibuzhidaoni。」suiranshiyiwenju，
dantadehuayinliquewubandianyiwendeyiwei。woxiongbabadidengletayiyan，「xing，suannihen！danshishuohaole，
doubaozuiduozhinengzainizheidailianggexingqi。」「delei。」「haiyou，guanhaonidezui，
zheishiyaoshirangwobamazhidaole……」wozuochuyigemobozidedongzuo。「fangxin，wobaozhengshoukouruping。」
jiushiyinweini，wocaibufangxinde。xiangdaozhei，woyoumomodengletayiyan。「xingle，haohaozhaogudoubao，
woxianhuiqule。」「wosongnihuiquba。」「buyongle。」wofuxiashenrouleroudoubaodexiaonaodai，「doubao，
mamaguojitianzailaijieniang。」hejiangshuowanzaijianhou，wolimajiuguangsulikaile，
daobushiyinweiwoyouduoxiaosa，zhuyaoshipaxiayimiaowojiuhuifanhui。huidaojialiwoyuexiangyueshengqi，
zenmeliaoliaojijujiuyoubeijiangjikengle。buxing，wocongchuangshangfanshenerqi。xiongyingbandenvrenbunengjiuzheimerenshu，
woyaofanji！dakaidiannao，lingganjiuxiangpenquanlideshuibuduanyongchu。jiejiejie，jiangduibuzhule。
05【woleigedou，wokandaoleshenme！！taitainizhongyuhuilaile！！！
[kuangxi.jpg]】【nainaikuaixingxing！niguanzhudezuozhegengxinla！】【taitaibumingzeyi，yimingjingrena，
ganghuilaijiubaogengsanzhang】【qianpaiqianpai】……weileganxieduzhebaobaomenduiwodexiai，
wozhijieyikouqiliangenglesantian。erjintianshigengwendedisitian，wofangxiashouji，
dakaidiannaozaicikaishi**chuangzuo。zhengdangwoxiedefalehenwangleqingdeshihou，menlingturanxiangle。
jiroujiyidianjiwanbaocunhou，wozoudaomenqian，dakaimen。yingruyanliandeshijiangyilianxiufendebiaoqing。「anran，
」zheishengmingzihandedaizhejifenyaoyaqiechideyiwei，「tingshuonizaiwangshangyiwoweiyuanxingxielebenxiaoshuo，
haijiwoanpailegenanlaopo？！」bianshuotabianqichongchongdizoujinketing，zuozaishafashang。
woxinxudimolemobizi，yuqizhongdaizhejifenzheyan。「tingsheishuode，jingshuoxierangrenxiangsidehua。」
「nibengguanwotingsheishuode，nijiushuoyoumeiyouzheihuishiba。」jiangqigugudikanzhewo，huoxiangyizhicitun。
buyinggaiya，woshishuoguozheibenxiaoshuolimiandezhujiaoyouyuanxing，danshimeiyoutouluguorenheyouguandexinxia，
chuleduiwoliangdoufeichangshuxiderennengchajuechulai，qitarenyagenfaxianbule。
zhidaowoxiexiaoshuobingqieshuxijiangdezhiyouchenyuqingnvshiyigeren，dantashijueduibuhuigaosujiangdea。
neihainengyoushei？woshifenxiangbanaohailidepengyoudouguoyibian，danyemingbaixianzaibushigehaoshiji。
woshanxiaoliangshengzuodaopangbian，duanqiguopandijijiang，「lai，xianchidianxiguajiangjianghuo。」「buyaozhuanyihuati。」
huasuizheimeshuo，dantahaishinaqilaichileyikuai。「neizheijianshinixiangzenmejiejue，
zhiyaoshibuweibeirenhefalvdixianherenxingdaodelunliqieshiwonengzuodaode，woyidingdaying。」「zheiyangba，」
jiangjiangyoutuidazaizuotuishang，huanlegeshufudezishi，「nidayingwolianggetiaojian。diyige，
doubaozaiwoneizaidaisangexingqi。zhiyudiergema，wohaimeixianghao，dengwoxianghaolezaizhaoniduixian。
nikanzheiyangkeyima？」zheishixunwenwodeyijianma，zheishizhijiejiwodingsilehaoma。wonengzenmezhe，
zhinenghanleidayinga，sheijiaorenjiazhanlini。「hao，neiwomenjiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle。」jiangzhanqishenlai，
meiyanyiwan，yulaishipanruoliangren，「dianjingfangmianyoushenmebudongdehuanyingsuishiwenwo。」songzoujianghou，
wofutengdeyikexinluohuileyuanwei。youlezhengzhudetongyi，wozheixiazhongyukeyifangkaishoudaganteganle。
gengwanzuixinyizhang，yijingdaolewanshangdejiudianzhong。woshenleshenlanyao，dakaishouji，qiehuanxiaohao，
jinrulemougetop1deyouxizhibojian。zhibojianli，jiangchuanzhejianchunbaitxu，
xiongkouchuyouyigexiaoxiaodelogo，gaotingdebiliangshangjiazheyifuheisebankuangyanjing，
poyouzhongqingchunnandadeganjue。cishitayijingjieshuleyouxihuanjie，zhengzaihetadefensipengyoumenliaotian。
wogougousuisuidihunzaiqizhong，weifengfuzhujiaoderenwuxingxiangjileisucai，bijingyishuyuanyushenghuo。
【gshenxiageyueyouxianxiahuodongma】【gshennigangcaineijijudadejianzhishuaibaole！！！】【ge，
shenkankandoubaogshenkankandoubaogshenkankandoubaogshenkankandoubaogshenkankandoubao】【ge，
qingbazheigebankuangyanjinghanzailianshanghaoma】……danmudeshuaxinsudujianzhikanbihuojian，
yibuliushenjiubeixinxiaoxidingleshangqu。guaibudejiangyaodaigeyanjing，budaiyagenjiukanbuqinga。
jiangsuijihuifulejitiaodanmu，「xiageyueyinggaimeiyouxianxiahuodong，jutikangongsizenmeanpaiba。」
「ganxiekyzsongdejianianhua。」「doubaodekuangrefensi，kankandoubao，zheihaiyoudoubaodefensini，
laidoubao，jidajialianggexiangba。」jiangjiangjingtouyice，zhenghaojiangdoubaoluchulai。
「doubaogendajiadagezhaohuba。」jiangrouleroudoubaodenaodai。「wangwang~」doubaoshenzhexiaoshetou，
tinghuadihedajiadalegezhaohu。
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gangcaisaoguodeneishibolixingxingpingba】【loushangnimeikancuo，neishixingxingping。】【yiwoduoniandejingyanlaikan，
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jiangdebaguaneiwokedehaohaotingyiting。zheimexiangzhe，woyoujiangshoujiyinliangdiaogaolejidu。cishi，
duimiandejiangbuzhidaoxiangdaoleshenme，qingxiaoleyisheng，「zheishiyiweixiaopengyousongde。」【shenmexiaopengyou，
kanzheihanxiudaiqiedebiaoqingfenmingshinvpengyoua】【zantong，gelaoshijiaodai，
shibushiyousaozile】【zheibiaoqingjianzhigenwoduixiangtiwoyigeyang，bachengshizhenyou】……「haibushinvpengyou，
renjiaxibuxihuanwohaibuzhidaoni。」yuqizhongdaizheyisibuyichajuedeshiluo。【shenme？！
genishishuonidingzhezheizhangliangaoanlian？！】【gshenqingzhengshizijideyanzhiheshencai，
yongganchuji】【geniyongzheizhanglianqumeihuosaoziya！】【gekuaixishuoyixiazheixingxingpingdelaili，
womenbangnifenxiyixiasaozixibuxihuanni】……「zheigeqishishihenzaozhiqiansongdele，
neishihouwoshenglechangbudabuxiaodebing，zhuleyuan。taneishihouxiao，juedewoyaobujiuyurenshile，
suoyijiusonglewozheigexingxingping，shuokeyibaoyouwozaodiankangfu。」『weng』deyixia，wodedanaoyipiankongbai，
yinweijiangshuodeneigeshiwoyeganguo。dangshinianjixiao，juedezhuyuanjiushitiandadeshi，
suoyidangjiangzhuyuanhaizhulehaojitianshi，wozhenyiweitayaomingbujiuyi，suoyijiudielemanmanyidapingdexingxing，
xiwangtanengzaodianchuyuan。womeizaikanwangyoumendepinglun，huangluandituichuzhibojian，
dakaimougebiaoshengweidiyiyijingbaoledeweibocitiao。
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