第5章
“zaobaoying？”wenshimeitouyizhou，bufendao：“zheishidaonayoushenmebaoying，yaozhenyoubaoying，jingchengneiwei......”
“aliu！”lindahaiyibawuzhuzijiaponiangdekoubi，jinzhangdiyadishengyinhechidao：“bieluanshuohua！”
jianciqingxing，linsixingbumianshengchujifenhaoqi：“die、niang，nimenrenshijingchengderen？”
taohuacunlijingchengyiqianduolidi，youyindichupianyuanshaoyouwairenwanglai，tadieniangzenhuiyujingchengrenjiajiechou？
“burenshi！”lindahaishikoufouren，shenqinghenshiyansu：“bietingniniangxiashuo，tajiuxihuannaxiewaimiantingdaodegushixiabaiche。”
wenyan，linsixingkanleniangqinyiyan，duifangmuguangduoshanbugankanta：“waimianliang，nihuiwutangzhe，niangqujinizhulianggedan。”
“buyongle！”linsixinganzhuyiyuliqudeniangqin，xiaolianweiweizhouqi，mianshangdaizheqiadaohaochudeyumen：“nverxiangqulihuacunzhaomengjiaren。”
“buxing！”lindahaixiayishijujue，jiannverkanlai，tahuanlehuanlianse，fangpingyuqidao：“nishenshangdeshangdoumeihao，haiwangmengjiapao，yebupajiaocunlirenqiaojianlexiaohua！”
“die！”linsixingduojiao，xuezheyuanzhudemoyangchezhefuqindegeboyaohuangsajiao：“neiwobujinmengjiaxingbuxing？wojiuxiangqulihuacuntantanfengsheng，haoquedingmengjiarendaodizhibuzhixiaowoshouleshang。”
“buxuqu！”lindahaiyinliangbagaojifen，meitoubuzijuediningqi：“guniangjiajiadezongwangnanrenjiapaoxiangshenmehua？”
mole，taniutouchongzijiaponiangdao：“woqudayu，nizaijiazhaoguhaosisi，bierangtadaochuluanpao！”
yanba，tanaqishaizaiyuanzhongdewangdabuchaowaixingqu。
linsixingmeiyougenshang，ershiniutoukanxiangniangqin，zuiyibian，dadadeyanjingzhujianxumanleishui：“niang！”
“xingxingxing，niqubaquba，niangbangnibaomi！”wenshiwunaidao。
shaneijian，linsixingmianshangyinyuzhuanqing。
tazhanbeijileniangqinyigedadadeyongbao，yiliuyanpaojinzaofang，zhuaqilianggebaimianmantoujiuwangwaichong。
zouchumeiliangbu，tayoutuilehuilai，shixianluozaijiaoluochudechaidaoshang。
jianniangqinzhengzhenglizheyuanzhongsunhuaideyuju，tazhuaqidishangdechaidaojiupao。
chulejiamen，yingruyanlianshishengjiangrandechunse，yuanyuanwangqu，hainengqiaojianyipianbingbuguizhengdetiandihezaitiandilimanghuoderenying。
linsixingsixiazhangwangyifan，quedingzhouweiwuren，zheicaijiakuaijiaobuchaoweiyudongnanfangxiangdetaohuashanzouqu。
taohuashanmingzihaoting，shizeshitaohuacundefenchang，xianqianxiangjiuminghejinwenxiaoerrenzhuatabianshishangdetaohuashan，ertadiaoxiahaiyadeweizhiyuemozaitaohuashanbanshanyaoshang。
buguo，tazheihuibingfeiyaoquhaiya，ershitaohuashanbianshangyikuaibingbuqiyandetantudi。
neipiantantudizhiyoushijipingmida，shangmianguaishilinxun，suizangyouqingxiehebeilei，quexianshaoyourenqianwang，yaobushiyuanzhucengbeicunlishaonianpiandaoneichuqifu，tahaizhenbuzhidaozheimegedifang。
xinglejinbangeshichen，kejianyipianguaishilinxundedoupo，wangxiapasansimibianshitantudi。
linsixingbingmeiyoudiyishijianxiaqu，ershitaochuguazaiyaoshangdechaidao，yongliquqiaojihupamanbangeshipodemuli。
hexiandaishifenremenxuyaodaliangyangzhibutong，zheigeshidaibingmeiyourenchimuli。
xitongzhishuoyaohaihuo，youmeizhidingpinzhong，zairujinzheizhongshijianjinjimeiyouyujudeqingkuangxia，liangduoyouzhongdemuliziranshitazuihaodexuanze。
manghuobudaobankezhong，tantushangbianduimanlebazhangdademuli。
bansuizheyigejinsijinzhongdejuxingmulibeiqiaoxia，“di”deyisheng，binglengdejixieshengzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi——jiancedaohaihuoyibaijinzhong，fuherenwuyaoqiu，zhengzaitijiaorenwu。
shengluo，chengduidemulixiaoshiwuzong，erlinsixingyanqianbaiseguangpingshangpanjudemanyuhuazuoletagangqiaoxiadedamulimoyang。
zhijianneidamuliyikaiyihetuchudianziyin：“renwuwancheng，zhengzaifafangjiangli。”
“yi！”linsixingqinghuyisheng，youxieyiwaidao：“nizheixitongguaichaode，haihuanxunipifu。”
shengluo，shoushangpingkongchuxianyibadiaogan。
linsixingdaxi，dangxiagubudehexitongxianliao，naqidiaoganxixizhuomo。
diaoganshouganpianmuzhi，zhangdukezidongshensuo，zuixiaobuguotabazhangzhang，kejiangyuxianyugouwanquannaruqizhong，congwaimiankanjiuxiangyigenxixidamoguodemubangzi，zuizhangyou7.2mizhang，suiranzhangdushanglvelingrenwanxi，queyegoutaxianzaiyongle，genghekuang，zheiyuganshensuoziru，takeyisuishenxiedaibubeifaxian，haiyoushenmekebumanzude！
“xiexienixiaotongtong！”linsixingjimeinongyandichongbaiseguangpingshangdedamulipaoleyijifeiwen。
chaneijian，guangpingshanghuanghuisededamulibianchenglefense。
linsixinglenglexia，youxierenjunbujin：“xiaotongtong，nibuhuihaixiuleba？”
zheixitongkezhengourenxinghuadeya，bujinhuiaojiao，haihuihaixiu。
“heng！”xitongaojiaodiqinghengyisheng，zhuanyihuatidao：“jiancedaotantushangyoujipindaqingxie，suzhukeyizhaozhao！”
极品大青蟹？
linsixingliangyanfangguang，“ceng”dicongdishangtiaoqi，xianxiezhuangrunanrenjingzhuangdexiongtang。
tamengdihoutuiliangbu，jingtitaitou，yingruyanlianshiyizhangshuxideshuailian。
“shini？”linsixingmianseweibian，hongchunjinmin，yunaoneigaoshengjianjiao：“aaaa，xitongxitong，jiuminga，tashenmeshihouchuxiande？”
“buqingchu！”xitongshengyinbinglengyijiu，yinliangqueruolejifen，xianranshiyouxiexinxu。
delebuxiangyaodedaan，linsixingyouxiebengkui：“weishenmeninengjiancedaojijinzhongdexie，quemeinengjiangyibaiduojinderenjiancechulai？”
“aaa，wanlewanle，tajiujingkandaoleduoshao？shikandaowoduizhekongqijimeinongyanfeiwen，haishikandaomandimulipingkongxiaoshi，haishi......”
“woshigenzhegunianglaidaocichude！”xiejingmingchongshaonvzuoyi，mianshangluchujifenkuiqian：“xiemoubingfeiyouyikuishiguniangmimi，haiwangguniangjianliang！”
“he......hehe......”linsixingshengyingdichedongchunjiao，xiaodebikuhainankan：“nideyisishi，nidoukandaole？”
mole，budainanzihuidatayoudao：“wokeshinidejiumingenren，niyinggaibuhuidaochuxuanchuanwoshiyaoguai，jiaowobeibangqilaishaosiba？”
“guniangfangxinba！”xiejingmingshuzhanmeimu，shensefenwaiwenhe，daizhemanmananfuyiwei：“wogenzhegunianglaidaocichu，yishixiangjiguniangsongyao，ershixiangtongguniangbiaodaganji！”
shuozhe，tadishangyigecibaideyaopingheyigetianqingsedexiaociguan：“yaowanmeiriyili，yaogaoyiritumoliangci。”
kanzhejinzaizhichidepingguan，linsixingnaozhonglingguangyishan，youxiebuquedingdimolemohounaoshao：“woshenshangdeshanghaodezheibankuai，shichilenideyao？”
“shi！”xiejingminghanshou，buwangbuchongdao：“guniangfangxin，cishiquanchengyouxiemoudesuixingshinvdongshou，zaixiajueduimeiyousichuang，dianwuguniangqingyu。”
“duoxiegongzichushouxiangzhu！”linsixingguaner，meiyoushenshouqujieyao，fantaiyanduishangnanzimuguang：“ruciyilai，niwosuanshiliangqingle！”
tazuishangshuodeliangqing，yanzhongqueshihanzhebujiayanshideqixu。
xiejingmingnaliqiaobuchuyanqianshaonvdeyisi，xinxiabumianyouxiehaoqiduifangdadeshenmepansuan。
tataochuyifanghanpa，gezhehanpazhuaqishaonvrouti，jiangyaofangruduifangzhangzhong：“nanengliangqingni，ruofeiguniangzengyaojiulezaixiayiming，xiemoupashizaojiuzangshenhaiya，guniangyibuhuizhongshanghunmi。”
yanba，tahuanhuansongshou，gongjingdichongshaonvzuoyixingli：“jiumingzhien，xiemoumeichinanwang，danpingguniangchaqian。”
“gongzibubirucikeqi！”linsixinglianmangshenshouxufuyiba，manlianzhenchengdao：“bumangongzi，wohuijiangyaorangjininnaishiyinweiwoqiaojianleninshouzhongdetanguanmingce，ninshiweibaixingshoudeshang，wojishiqizhongshouhuiyiyuan，zirangaichushouxiangjiu！”
wenyan，xiejingmingyandishanguoyimoyiwai。
taqiaojianletanguanmingcejingranhaiganjiuta？
yaozhidao，tayigehuiwugongdechaotingzhongrenshangbeineiquntanguanwulipairenzhuisha，xianxiepushihuangye，tayixiaoguniangchushouzhanle，yebupahuojiquanjia。