第1章

“woqinshouyangdademeigui,zhinengshuyuwo!”

“guaiguai,woduiniwanquanzhanyou!”——fuzhixing。(renshetu)

夜晚。

chuangwaixiazhexixililidexiaoyu。

woshineizhikaizheyizhannuanhuangsedeluodideng。

kongqizhongsihudoumimanzheyizhongshuobuqingdeyini。

linwantangpazaifuzhixingdehuaili,lianshangjianjianranshangyicengfeihong。

nanrendichuizhemouzi,taishoufushanglinwantangdeyanwei,qingqingmosuozhe。

“guaiguai,nibushixihuanyedema?”

fuzhixingdeshengyindichenerfuyoucixing,tadehuayuqingqingluozailinwantangdeerpan:

“求我”

jiezhe,fuzhixingdanshoukouzhulinwantangdebojing,wenleshanglai。

fuzhixingtaishoujiekaixizhuangniukou,niezhutadexiaba,jixuwenta。

linwantangbeiwendeqihunbasu。

tajinjinzuanzhunanrendeyiling,zhijiandouyouxiezhandou。

nanrenquesihaomeiyouyaofangguotadeyisi。

buzhiguoleduojiu,fuzhixingzhongyusongkaileta。

linwantangkaozainanrendehuaili,yishuangshuiwangwangdexingyanmengshangleyicengbowu。

fuzhixingditoukanzheta,yandifanyongzhenongzhongdemose。

xiangshishenyededahai,yaojiangtatunshidaijin。

“叮叮叮……”

linwantangmengdicongshuimengzhongjingxing,jinzhangdetaishoufushangxiongkou,dakoudakoudichuanzheqi。

taishoumoshanghongchun,neichugan,haiyixicanliuzhe。

“奇怪……”

“zuijinzenmezongshizuozheizhongmenga!zaimenglifanyunfuyude!”

linwantangtaishouwuzhuzijishaohonglianjia,youxieaonaodipailepainaodai。

tazenmenengzuozheizhongmengni?

……

linwantangcongchuangshangpaqilai,quyushixilegelengshuilian,zheicaichediqingxingguolai。

jiandanxishuleyifan,linwantanghuanleyifuxialelou。

gangzoudaoloutikou,tajiukandaolewangma。

“早啊,王妈!”

wangmataitoukanletayiyan,xiaodeyiliancixiang:

“早上好,**!”

linwantangzouchufangjian,kandaoxiaoshuzaicantingshangchifan。

nanrenyouyizhanglunkuofengli,wuguanchutiaodelian,wuguanliti,heimoushensui,yingqishizu,fangfonengjiangrenkanchuan。

fuzhixingyishengaodingdeheisexizhuang,yichenburan,yanyujiantouluzhechengshuwending,siwenjingui,rangrenbuganqingyijiejin。

zaijingquanshichulemingdeshuai,bushaofujiade**xiangtagaobai,dandoubeitajujuele。

youyiduanshijian,linwantangyidudehuaiyizijidexiaoshushibushixihuannande。

takandaofuzhixingjiuxiangdaomenglifashengdeshiqing,buyoudeyouxiexinxu,zhanzaimenkoumeiganjinqu。

fuzhixingtaitoudandandekanletayiyan,yuqilanyangyangdeyoudaizhebujie。

“lengzheganshenme?guolaichifan。”

linwantanghuiguoshenlai,lianmangzouleguoqu,zaifuzhixingduimianzuolexialai。

tashenxileyikouqi,yangzhuangzhendingdikaikou:

“小叔,早上好!”

fuzhixingdandandipieletayiyan,dichendesangyinxiangqi:

“嗯。”

wangmajiangzaocanfangzaitamianqian。

“**,kuaichiba,yihuierliangle。”

linwantangdianlediantou,naqiniunaiheleyikou,meixiangdaobeiqiangdaole,mengdikesouleqilai。

fuzhixingtaishoupailepaitadehoubei。

linwantangdelianshunjianhongle,youxiebugankanta。

taturanxiangdao,zuowanzaimengli,nanrenyeshizheiyangjitaqingqingpaibeide。

yixiangdaomenglineixieshaoerbuyidehuamian,linwantangdelianjiugenghongle。

fuzhixingkanzhetayandishanguoyisixiaoyi,danhenkuaiyouhuifulewangrideqingleng:

“慢慢吃,别急。”

“xiaoshu,nijintianzenmemeiqushangbana?”

fuzhixingmantiaosilidikaikou,shengyinqingleng:

“今天调休。”

linwantang“e”leyisheng,ditoukaishichizaofan,tacishinaohailiquanshixiaoshushuzuowanzaitaerbiandiyushidemoyang。

menglideyiqieneimezhenshi,tashenzhihainengganshoudaonanrenzhuoredetiwenheshenshangdandandemuzhixiangshuiwei。

要命!

linwantangyouxieaonaodizhualezhuatoufa,tajuedezijikenengshibingle,erqiebingdehaibuqing。

buran,zenmezongshizuozheizhongmenga!

fuzhixingkanzhetayouxiefanzaodeyangzi,meitouweiweiculeqilai:

“zenmele?bushufuma?”

“没,没事。”

linwantanglianmangyaotou,zhanqishenlai,“wochibaole,xianquxuexiaole!”

shuozhe,jiuzhuanshenchaozhewaimianpaoqule。

fuzhixingkanzhetaluohuangertaodebeiying,mousejianshen。

xiaoguniangzuijinhaoxiangyoudianbutaiduijinga,zicong19suishengriguohoujiuyuelaiyueqiguaile。

nandaoshizhangdale,kaishidongdeqinqinaiaile?

buguo,xiaogunianghaoxiangqueshizhangdalebushao,zhiqianhaizhishigehuigenzaitashenhouhanxiaoshushudexiaonvhai,rujinyijingchuluodetingtingyulile。

……

linwantangdaolexuexiao,haiyouxiexinbuzaiyande。

yixiake,haoguimixumiaomiaojiucouleguolai:

“tangtang,nizenmele?meishuihaoa?”

linwantangtanlekouqi,baxumiaomiaoladaoleyibian:

“miaomiao,woyouzuoneizhongmengle?”

“haishihefuzhixingde?”

linwantangyouxienanyiqichi,danhaishidianlediantou:

“嗯。”

miaomiaokanzhetayilianjiujiedeyangzi,turanpailepaitadejianbang:

“tangtang,yaoburanwobangniwenwenwomamaba!”

xumiaomiaodemamashigefukeyisheng,zaizheifangmiandongdebijiaoduo。

林晚棠眼睛一亮:

“haoa,neinibangwowenwenayi,woshibushishengbinglea?”

xumiaomiaodianlediantou:“meiwenti,neinidengwodexiaoxiba!”

guoleyihuier,xumiaomiaolaizhaolinwantangle。

“棠棠,我问了。”

“许阿姨怎么说?”

linwantangyouxiejinzhangdikanzheta。

xumiaomiaoqingkeyisheng,xuezhetamamadekouwenkaikou:

“tangtang,meishenmewenti,ni…deneigepengyou,jiushixiangtanlianaile!”

“ni…gaosunineigepengyou,zhaogeduixiangjiuhaole!”

林晚棠:“……”

xumiaomiaotaishoupailepailinwantangdejianbang,“womamashuo,zheishirenzhichangqing,nibuyongtaidanxin,tangelianaijiuhaole!”

xumiaomiaokanzheta,turankaikou:“qiguai,nibuhuianlianfuzhixingba!”

“嘘!”

linwantanghedelianmangquwutadezui:

“nixiaodiansheng,shengpabierenbuzhidaoa!”

xumiaomiaobatadeshoulalexialai,yilianrenzhen:

“neinidaodixibuxihuantaa?”

linwantangchenmolepianke,zheicaikaikou:

“wobuzhidao,danxiaoshushikendingbuxihuanwode。”

tabijianyidun,baisedejuanzishangliuxialeheisedemozi。

taitoukanxiangxumiaomiao,chunjiaoweiweiminqi,yanshenyouxiefuza:

“miaomiao,nijuede,woxihuanshangfuzhixing,shicuodema?”

xumiaomiaowenyanzhoulezhoumei,yilianrenzhendikaikou:

“zenmehuishicuodeni?nimenyoumeiyouxueyuanguanxi,erqie,tayemeinvpengyou,nixihuantahenzhengchanga!”

linwantangmeishuohua,zhishiditoukanzhezijishouzhi。

xumiaomiaojiantabushuohua,youkaikoudao:

“qishi,wojuedefuzhixingduiniyetinghaode,shuobudingtayexihuannini?”

linwantangwenyanmengditaitoukanxiangta:

“真的吗?”

xumiaomiaokanzhetayouxiejidongdeyangzi,zhengleyixia,suijidianlediantou:

“ng,wojuedeyoukeneng!”

linwantangdemouguangweiweiliangleliang,danhenkuaiyouandanlexiaqu。

tacongxiaoshizaifuzhixingshenbianzhangdade,duitayouzheyizhongtianrandeyilaigan。

keshi,zheizhongyilai,shenmeshihoubianchenglebiedeganqing,tazijiyebuqingchu。

genghekuang,jiusuantazhendexihuanfuzhixing,neiyounengzenmeyangni?

fuzhixingshibukenengxihuantade!

zaiqingdouchukaidenianjili,shaonvdexinzongshigewaimingan。

linwantangfaxianzijigenshenbiandepengyouhaoxiangyouxiebuyiyangle。

dangshenbiandehaoyoumenmeitianjijizhazhataolunzhexiaoyuanlinagenanshengzhangdeshuai、nagenanshengxuexihao、nagenanshengdalanqiulihaishi,linwantangzongshixiayishijuedewuqu。

xiakeshi,xumiaomiaojidongdiyaoleyaotadegebo:

“tangtang,nikuaikan,shisongqichuan!”

songqichuanshixuexiaodexiaocao,zhangdeshuaiqi,chengjiyouhao,shixuexiaolibushaonvshengdeanlianduixiang。

linwantangwenyantaitoukanleyiyan,zhenghaokanjiansongqichuancongjiaoshimenkoujingguo。

tadewuguanqueshihenjingzhi,danlinwantangquejuede,haishibibushangfuzhixing。

fuzhixingdewuguangengjiashensuiliti,shenshanghaiyouyizhongchengshunanrenduyoudeqizhi,shisongqichuanzheizhongmaotouxiaozibibulede。

linwantangshouhuishixian,jixuditouxiezuoye。

xumiaomiaokanzhetayifuwudongyuzhongdeyangzi,youxieyihuo:

“tangtang,nibujuedesongqichuanhenshuaima?”

linwantangsonglesongjian:“shuaia,danshihaishimeixiaoshushushuai。”

许渺渺:“……”

“xuexiaodexiaocao?woganjuezhangdejiuneiyangba,haimeixiaoshushushuai。”

“jisuanjixueba?nengbixiaoshushucongmingma?”

tatinghaoyoushuojisuanjixiyougexueba,chengjitebiehao,danlinwantanghaishijuedefuzhixingcaishizuilihaide。

“tiyuxi?jiuneixishoudetigezikanqilaigenxigouyiyang,tamenneishimeijianguoxiaoshudeshencai,ganjuexiaoshushunengyiquandashige。”

linwantangkanzhecaochangshangdalanqiudetiyuxinansheng,gengshijuedewuqu。

zaitaxinli,fuzhixingcaishineigezuiwanmeideren。

fuzhixingbujinzhangdeshuai,erqiechengshuwenzhong,wenroutitie。

tahuizaitashengbingdeshihoushouzaitashenbian,huizaitananguodeshihouanweita,huizaitaxuyaobangzhudeshihoudiyishijianchuxian。

zheizhongqingganzailinwantangdexinzhongzhujianshenggenfaya,rangtayuelaiyueyilaifuzhixing,yeyuelaiyuexihuanhetadaizaiyiqi。

许渺渺继续说道:

“congxiaowomenyiqizhangda,wohaibulejieni,nixihuantanijiushuoya,niyaoshibugaosuta,nixiaoshukenengyibeizidoubuzhidaoe!”

linwantangtaitoukanletayiyan,youxieyouyu:“keshi,tashiwoxiaoshua。”

“小叔怎么了?”

xumiaomiaopielepiezui,“tayoubushiniqinxiaoshu,nizenmejiubunengxihuantale?”

linwantangmeishuohua,xumiaomiaoyoujixushuodao:

“niyaoshibuchenfuzhixingdanshendeshihouxiashou,dengtadaibiedenvhaizihuijia,nijiuzaiyemeijihuilee!”

linwantangyixiangdaofuzhixingdaibiedenvhaizihuijia,jiujuedexinliyouxienanshou。

taminleminchun,youxiejiannandikaikou:

“keshi,wanyitabuxihuanwoni?”

xumiaomiaopailepaitadejianbang:

“nibushishizenmezhidao?wogaosuni,zheizhongshijiudezhudongchuji,niyaoshibuzhudong,neijihuijiushibierendele!”

xumiaomiaokanzheta,yilianhentiebuchenggang:

“tangtang,nishuonizenmezheimesonga!yaoshiwodehua,zhijiequbidong。”

林晚棠:“……”

linwantangchenmolehaoyihuier,zheicaidianlediantou:

“你说得对。”

yushi,tajuedingjuedingjintianwanshangjiuquzhaofuzhixingbiaobai。