第1章
苏棠是被舔醒的。
tajidezijidaizhetuanduizhouyejiaban，zhongyuwanchenglesuoyouxiangmuzhibiao，zhichazuihouquzhaobiaohuizougeguochang。
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neimecanliedechehuoxianchang，tabukenengyoushenghaidejihui！
keshi，sirenyouganjuema？
talianjiashangzhannishihuadechuganshishenmedongxi？
neidongxishishirerede，xiangshi...…
舌头?!
youkuanyoufei......
bansuizhehuchudereqi，heyigunanwendexingsaowei。
sutangxiangyaoshizheliaokaiyanpikanyikan。
"moumou......"
moudongwudezhuanshushengyin，zhouranruer，sutangxinzhongyizhan，yigeliyudating，jiubizheyanzhijiedanzuoerqi。
嘭。
zhuangshangleshenmejianyingdedongxi，sutangtouyunyanhua，wuzhee，yanshenhuanmanduijiao。
yikeshuodadeniutou，xiangzheqiheiwugudayan，pushanyangdenongmijiemaoduizheziji，yizhayizha。feihoudeshetouyishenyijuanzhijian，yizhangdazuijiulouchumoumoudehengheng。
sutangdailenglebanmiao，caifanyingguolai。tazhuantousigu。
tiansemimeng，dongfanggangluchuyudubai。
xiazhaidetulujintou，lingxingsaluojijiandiaidefangwu，tululiangbianshiyirengaodemianhualin，baomandemiantaoguamanzhitou，oujianyiliangkeyijingbaokaide，luchudiandianyingbai！
gubushangxinshangxiaridexiangcunfengguang，sutangyilianmangrandishouhuishixian，duishangzheizhishoujinjindelaoniu。
tabozishangguazhecumasheng，raoguomaosebanbodeshenzi，yizhizhuaidaopi/guhoudebancheshang。bancheliduidemanmandangdang，doushibianzhidelankuang。
sutanghouzhihoujuedi，chouchupi/guxiadegeying，judaoyanqian——yizhiyabiandeshougongtilan！！
laibujizhenjing，hounaoyizhencitong，yixiebushuyutadejiyipaomadengbanchuxianzainaohai。
jiyilidenvhaiyejiaosutang，shenghuozaibashiniandaidenongcun，jialiqiongdedingdangxiang，taquejiaimei，richangxihuanmaimaimai，chengtianhebiaojiezhengfengchicu,heguamunaobieniu......
e，duile，tadeguamuzhuyaoshourulaiyuanbianshimaibianzhipin！
jintianmunvliangganzhemanzaideniuche，dasuanquxianchengmailankuang。
xiangjiantulukengkengwawa，niuchedianlaidaoqu，yinweiqitaizaoyoushuimiweijin，sutangdixuetangdemaobingyoufanle，yigezuobuwen，jiugundaotulushang......
jiyidaozheilijiaranerzhi，zaixinglai，jiushi21shijidekuaguogongsidazhonghuaqudexiaoshouzongjiansutang。
raoshizaizhichangdapinduonian，dandinglaoladesuzong，cishi，yebumianfengzhonglingluan！
suzongxinliwuweizachen，zhuyaoshixinteng，zhuanghuidezuojiayejiusuanle，gangganghaiwanfangdaideliangbaipingdapingcengzenmebanle？
tashiguer，rensihou，fangziyebuzhiluodaosheideshouli。
haiyou，shijiniandedapin，congdicengxiaoshouyuanzuoqi，zhongjianchileduoshaokutunleduoshaoweiqu，haoburongyihundaorujindefengguanghaimeilaidejipinchangshenglideguoshi.......
jiubianchenglezheigeluohouniandaide，huangmaoxiaoyatou。
buguo，shuoyidiandoubuxingfenyebujinran，bijingfanlaohaitong，erqiehaishizheiyangyifujiaohaodepinang，zheishihuaduoshaoyimeidouhuanbulaide。
“妈呀！”
苏总不禁抱头呼号！
mianhualinxixisusu，yigedaipocaomaodeshouruonvrenzuanchulai，lahuangdelianshangyimanhuanxi。
“tangtangnixinglenizheigeyatou！shiyaohesimaa，gangcaihanma，shinalibushufuma？”
tagangcaihan“ma”le？meiyouba？
juejiaqingxuguanlinenglirangsuzonghenkuaishoulianxinshen，yinweitarenchuyanqiandenvrenshi“sutang”deguamu——xuqin。
“sutang”gunluobancheyundaohou，sumuyiweitashishentibushufu，jijimangmangjinpangbianmianhualinlizhaorenjieshuiqule。
“touyunma？kuaihedianba。”
nvrenconggezhiwolitaochuyigejunyongshuihu，dunxiashen，ningkaigaizi，daizhediantaohaodisongdaonvershoubian。
suzongzhangzhangzui，yisheng“ma”haishimeiyouhanchulai。