第四章 整治奶奶

tingnainaizheimeyishuo,fuqiliangmianmianxiangqu,youxiehaipa,youshebudehuachuqudeqian,nanrenkaikou:“womenhualeqian,qianlexieyi,haiziguiwo,shengxiadeshinimendejiashi,ruguonimenfanhui,jiuanheyueshangxiede,nimenyaoshuangbeihaiqian!”

nainaiyitinghaiqian,chadianqiyun,liandao:“zheijianshiwoshuolesuan,tiandouyaoheile,nimenhaishidaizhehaizikuaizouba!”

“bu......wobuyaolikaimamahejiejie!”tingshuozijiyaobeidaizou,xialeidakuzhepinmingdezhengzha。

“nainai,nainai,nibuyaosongxiaoleizou,xiaoleitinghua,jialidehuoxiaoleidounenggan,qiuqiunibuyaosongxiaoleizou!”

xiaoleidehuarangxialaideyankuanghongleqilai,tahaishigehaizi,jingranzheimedongshi。

keshinainaishigejueqingde,tafangfomeiyoutingjianxiaoleideaiqiu,yilianxianqideduizheneiduifufubaishou:“ganjinzou!”

kankanzhexiaoleijiuyaobeidaizou,xialaishifenzheji。

jiuzaitabuzhiruheshihaodeshihou,wuyijianpiejianyuanqiangshanggezhucaodeliandao,xialaixiangyebuxiangdezhuaqilaijiuzhuileshangqu。

“ni......niganshenme!”

jianshouwoliandaozhuishanglaidexialai,fufuliangliansedouhenbuhao。

xialailengzheliankaikou:“sheiyaoshigandaiwodidizou,wojiushaleta!”

shuozhe,xialaiyongliandaozhixiangleneiyiduifufu。

lianggerenjianxialaizheimeqianghan,yebuhaomianqiang,sheiyebuxiangnaxingmingkaiwanxiao,kuangqiegangcaidedongjingtaidale,tamenkanjianlehaojigerencongweiqiangwaibianhuangguo,tamenyehaipashiqingnaoda。

“xing,jiranzheiyang,rangneigelaotaitaipeiwomenyibaikuaiqian,zheihaiziwojiuhaijinimen!”

nainaishoulewushi,danshixieyishangxiezhe,ruguoxiajiafanhuidehua,neikeshiyaoshuangbeifanhaide。

shiqianrumingdenainaiziranbuyuanyi,taliangzhishouqiazheyaokaikou:“yaomenimenbarendaizou,yaomebarenliuxianimenzijizou,xiangyaoqian,meimen!”

yishijian,xialaiyouxieaonao,xinlijiuyumen,yuanzhuzenmejiutanshangzheimegenainai。

“ninkan,wojiataiqiong,meiyouduoyudeqianbuchangnin,buruzheiyang,xianrangwonainaiguihainindewushikuai,ranhouwojininxiegeqiantiao,sangeyuezhineiyidingjiangshengxiadeyibaikuaihaijinin,ninkanzheiyangkeyima?”

jianxialaizheimeshuo,fufulianggeyebuhaotaizhiao,shangliangjijuhoudiantoutongyile,suantamendaomei,pengshangzheimeyijiazi。

neizhongnianfunvditouxianglexiang,ranhoudao:“keyi,ruguosangeyuezhineinihaibushangneiwushi,nididijiugenwomenzou!”

jianneizheiduifufusonglekou,xialaixuanzhedexinyefanghuileduzili。

dannainaikeshiburende,taerhuabushuozhijiepaoxiangwumenkou,yibianpaoyibiandao:“daowoshoudeqianhaixiangwanghuiyao,zuomeng,nimenainaqunaqu!”

shuowan,nainaiyijingjinlemen,zhuanshenjiujiangmenchashangle,tatouguomenfeng,ehenhendedengzhexialaidao:“nigesiyatou,nidengzhe,wozaowanyaoshoushini!”

kanlai,nainaishidisiyebuhaiqianle,jianguobuyaoliande,meijianguozheimebuyaoliande,xialaichadianbeiqituxue。

xiaoleizenmeshuoyeshitadeqinsunzi,erzizaoshi,tazheigezuonainaidegengyinggaizhaoguxiaoleicaishi,meixiangdaoxianzaijingshizheiyangdejieguo。

“ruguolaotaitaibuhaiwomenneiyibaikuai,zheihaiziwomenbixudaizou!”neinanrenyuqijiandingdekaikou,fanzhengtamendalaoyuanlaiyitangyebunengchikui。

kanzhemenchuangfenglidenainaiyiliandeyi,xialailengxiaozhezhilezhizhuquan:“jiranzheiyang,neizhuquanlideliangtouzhunimenkeyidaizou。”

liangtouzhukebuzhiwushikuai,neiduifufutinglelianshangdaizheyimoxiyue。

wumenlidenainaitinglejimangkaimen:“nimengan!”

zenmebugan,xialaiyebuduoshuo,zhijiezouxiangzhuquan,zuoshijiuyaodakaizhuquandemen,shengyinyeguyitigaolejifen:“zheizhuhuozhenimenyebuhaona,neiwojiubatamenzaile,nimendaizhezhurouzou。”

shuozhe,xialaiyizhishouwoliandao,yizhishoujiudakailezhuquandemen

nainaishizaimeibanfa,zhinengtiaozhejiaohoudao:“nizheishiyaowolaopozideminga!”

xialaimuguangyuelaiyueleng,liangtouzhuhaibibushangtadeqinsunzi?

nainaigancuizuozaidishang,paizhedatuijiaoma,“nizheigesiyatou,peiqianhuo!zheishiyaobisiwocaimanyia!wobuhuole!”

tazheimeyinao,weiqiangwaibianrenyingzoudongdegengjiapinfan,neiduifufuhedaole,limashangqianwuzhenainaidezui,“nixiangjinpaichusuo!womenkebuxiang,womenkeshiqianlehetongde,womenpaobuleniyepaobule!”

nainaixiangdaoqupaichusuodexiachang,hedezhizhukuqi。

taxianglexujiu,qupaichusuodekongjuzhanshengleyaoqiandexinli,yilianroutengdehaileneiwushikuaiqian,xialaiyejineiduifufuxieleyizhangwushikuaideqiantiao。

xieqiantiaodeshihou,nainaiqifendekaikou:“ruguozheisiyatouhaibushangneiwushikuaiqian,nimendaixiaoleizoudehua,yaozaijiwoyibaikuai!”

neiduifufushizhendepalezheijiaren,tamenxianzaijiuxiangkuaidianlikai,diantoutongyile。

yiqiefengpinglangjingzhihou,yijiasankouzainainaixionghendemuguangxiahuidaolejiatusibidewuzi,xiaoleisuiranliuxiale,danshixiamudeshenseyijiuyichoumozhan,shangnaqunongneiyibaikuaiqiana,jialiyijingqianxiabushaowaizhaile。

wanfanshiyumihujiuxiancai,kanzheheshuiyiyangxideyumihu,xialaibujinweilifansuan。

“nishenshangneijianyifu,nalaide?”xiamuhelekouwanlidetangshui,kanzhexialaikaikou。

xialaiyiliandedanran:“pengyoude。”

kanzhexialaixiaoshoudexiaolian,xiamuhuranganjuexialaiyouxiemosheng,yiqiandexialaiconglaidoushirenqitunshengdaqidoubuganchuande,jintianjingranganzaizhongrenmianqiandongdaole。

huoxu,zheihaiziyeshibeibiwunaiba。xiamuxinlitanlekouqi,douguaitataimeiyongle,bidezijinverbudebujianqiangqilai。

yeli,xialaitangzaichuangshangjiujiumeinengrumian。

tazenmeyexiangbutongzijiweishenmehuichuanyue,nandaoshilaotiankeliantasidetaiyuanle?

yixiangdaozheili,xialaijiushanghuo,zuogefeijidounengchushi。

shangbeizisidetaiyuan,neizheibeizitayidinghaohaohuo,liandaizheyuanzhudeyiqihaohaohuoxiaqu。

tayaozuoyigenvshoufu,jijialixingfudeshenghuo,baneixieqifutamenderencaizaijiaoxia!

qingzao,gongjixiangliangdemingjiaobahaizaimengxianglidexialaihuanxing。

tachuanhaoyifu,beizheyigepojiudeluokuangjiushangleshan。

tachulaizhadao,yebuzhidaozenmenengzhuanqian,suoweikaoshanchishankaoshuichishui,shangshanzongshimeicuode。

shanluqiqu,tazheiyiqueyiguaidezuotui,rangtayouxiechili。

zuowan,tazixikanzhezijixigaishangdeshang,yinggaibushitebieyanzhong。

zhiyaotaduozhuanqian,jianglaiqudayiyuanmeizhunhuizhihaode。

zoulexujiu,xialaietoumanshidahan,taitouwanglewang**ladetaiyang,suoyizhaoleyikedashuchengliang。

wuyijian,xialaikanjianledishangdejimohong,yitaitoubianfaxianmanshudesangshen,tabujinyanlifangguang,shenselimanshijingxi,zheikeshichunyeshengdeyingyangpin。

xianzairenmendoulidouyoulexiepiaozi,pianpianmaidongxihaidexuyaoliangpiao,zhengshiyouqianmeidihuadeshihou,zheiyaoshinadaochengliqumai,yidinghuizhuanxieqiande!