第1章
“唔！”
xiejinbeiqiazhebozi，juliedetengtongheyangqidejianshao，qiangliedeqiushengyurangtazhengzha，yonglijuqishouhuishangqu。
“啪！”
清脆的巴掌声响起。
bozideyapogansuizhiliqu，mohudeyishiqingxingguolai。
xiejinzhengkaiyan，jinghuangdefaxianzheilibushitanei90pingjingzhuanggongyu，ershiyijianpojiudexiaotufang，duimianhaizuozheyigenanren！
nanrenjingzhidewuguanrutonggongyibandiaoke，xiaomaisefusegengzengtianheermengqixi。
cikezhenglengmodekanzheta，muguangyanesenleng，diyadeshengyindaizheyiguyaoyaqiechi。
“xiejin，nigansuanjiwo？！”
什么情况？
xiejindengdayanjing，naodaiyizhencitong，yiduanjiyifengkuangyongrunaohai，haimeidengtafanyingguolai，menwaibianchuanlaicaozadeshengyin。
“cunzhang，shener，wozhendeqinyankanjianwojiebeitangyanqingladaozijiwuli。”
“wonverkeshihuanghuadaguinv，yaoshizhenchuleshenmeshi，cunzhangnikeyaoweiwomenzuozhua！”
bansuizheyizhencaozadejiaobu，pojiudemenban‘peng’deyixiabeizhuangkai。
yidaokushoudeshenyingkuaisuchongshanglai，baozhexiejinkaishiaihao。
“aiyawokeliandeguinvbeihedaoleba！niangkendingjinizuozhu！jinimaihaochideyayajing！zheishimeisanshikuaiqiantaxiabulai！”
xiejinermoyaobeizhenpo，shentijiangzhi，xinlimanshizhenjing。
tayige21shijipuputongtonggongwuyuan，zhishishuileyijuejingranjiuchuanyuele？haibianshenchengwei1980niantongmingtongxingdeyouheiyoushoudenongcunguniang。
niutoukanxiangbaozhetakouruoxuanhedenvren，jiushiyuanzhumuqinwangchunhua。
weilecougoujierziquxifudecailiqian，dingshangletongcunzaijiancaichanggongzuodetangyanqing，biantiaosuoyuanzhu，shejilezheichang‘zhuojianzaichuang’。
xiejinnaoziyituanma，haimeixianghaoduice，yidaorourouruoruodeshengyinhurancongjiaoluoxiangqi。
“dabomu，chuangshangneitanxue…”
yishijian，suoyourendeshixiandouluozaichuangshang。
xianyandeyimohong，zaichangdadoubushinianqingxiaoguinv，douzhidaozheidaibiaozheshenme。
xiejinyanshenluozaigangcaichushengdenvzi，yejiushiyuanzhutangjiexieqingqingshenshang，muguangbingleng。
yuanbenjihuali，zhixuyaorenqunlaideshihouyuanzhuzijichehuaiyifujiahuojitangyanqing，danshifazhiqian，helexieqingqinghaoxinsonglaideshui…
wangchunhuaaihaodeshengyinjiaranerzhi，sisidedingzhechuangshangneitanxue，zhandouzhezuijiao，“ao”deyixia，jiuxiangpuguoqunaotangyanqing。
“tianshade！woguinvbeinizaotale！qingbaidoumeile！wogaosuni！yibaikuaiqian！meiyouyibaikuaiqian，wojiushanggongshequgaoni**！”
全场倒吸一口气。
一百块钱！
neikeshiyigezhuangjiahanleisileihuoganyiniandounabudaodeshouchenga！
xianzaiganggaigekaifang，zhengshiyanchadeshiqi，zheiyaoshizhengao，keshiyaochilaofan，zhibudinghaihuiaiqiangzia！
cunzhangzhanzaizuihoumiankanzhezheichangmian，wangxiangyizhiheizhelianbushuohuadetangyanqing。
“tangjiaerxiaozi，zheishinishuozenmeban。”
tangyanqingjinbengzhelian，yezhixiaoxianzaideqingkuangduitabuhao。
muguangchujidaoneitanxue，tangyanqingbochunjinmin。
ruguozheijianshiqingshuochuqu，taqueshiyaolexiejin，ruoshigaofa，takenengzhendehuidunjuzi。
tangyanqinglianshangfuxianyisijiongpohenaonu。
“wokeyifuze，danyibaikuaiyoudianduo，wozanshinabuchulai。”
cihuayichu，wangchunhuadiyigetiaochulaibuleyi，ehenhendezhizhetangyanqingjiaorang。
“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonixiangtuozhebuji！sheixihanjiajinimenjiaa！sheibuzhidaonihaiyaoyangzhenigeneisangexiaoleizhui，wogaosuni！jiuyibaikuai！shaoleyifennijiuqujiwozuolao！”
zizitingqilaibuzhidaoyiweiduoaitaguinvni。
xiejinxinliqingchu，wangchunhuazheiyangbuguojiushidanxintangyanqingjiqianshijiantaiwan，danwuguojitiantaerzidinghundecailiqian。
youpatajiaguoquzhihouyaofuyangsangehaizi，buhaonachuqianbutieniangjiabale。
tangyanqingtingdao“xiaoleizhui”sangezi，shenshangqixishunjianbianleng，dingzhewangchunhua，yuqidaizhechaofengheyane。
“ruguobushitajiwoxiayao，wozenmekenenghuizuochuzheizhongshi！weileqian，nimenjiahaizhenshiyongxinliangkua。”
tabenbuxiangdangzhedajiahuodemianshuo，liujifenyanmian，danxianzaikanlaibuxuyaole。
quanchanghuaran，douqieqiesiyuqilai。
cunzhangyechenxialian，yuqiyansu，“tangjiaerxiaozi！zheihuameiyouzhengjukebunengluanshuo。”
jiaoluolijinzhangdexieqingqingtingdaozheihua，lianshangluchudeyidexiaorong。
takeshiqinyankanjianxiejinbayaoshuijitangyanqing，hedeyidibusheng，naliyouzhengju。
【滴！】
yidaojicudeshengyinxiangchexiejinnaohai，suijiyidaonaimengdeshengyinxiangqi。
【suzhunihao，zheilishichaojicaijixitong，keyitongguocaijizheigeshidaidedongxilaihuodejifen，keyiduihuanshangchengliderenhedongxi！xianzaichajuedaosuzhuqingkuang，qingwensuzhuxuyaoyongxinshouzengsongdeshigejifenlaiduihuan‘**’ma？】
系统？
shijianjinji，xiejinlaibujiduoxiang，moniantongyi。
xiayimiao，shoulijiupingkongduochuleyigexiaopingzi。
jiuzaitangyanqinglianseyuefanankandeshihou，xiejinjuqishoulidepingzigaohan。
“我有证据！”
xiejinyangzhuanghaipa，bapingzidijicunzhang，ranhoumuguangsuodingzaixieqingqingshenshang。
“zheidongxishiwotangjiejiwode！tarangwohezheidongxi，haiweixiewobazheiyejitangyanqinghe，buranjiubuhaiqianwodeneiyikuaiqian！wohexiazhihoumeiduojiujiumeiyishile。”
xieqingqingzaixiejinnachupingzideshihouxinlijiugedengyixia。
jiandahuodoukanta，xieqingqinglijileiyanhuahua，shenqingbeitongdewangzhexiejin。
“tangmei，wozhidaonichulezheishixinqingbuhao，dannibunengwuxianwoa，zheiyaopingzainiyigerenshenshang，nipingshenmeshuozheishiwojinide，annizheimeshuo，woshibushiyekeyishuozheishibierenjiwodeweixiewo！”
dajiahuodourentongdediantou。
shiqingfazhandaozheizhongchengdu，cunzhangbiaoqingfuza，kanxiangxiejin。
“xiejinyatou，niyoushenmekeyizhengmingzheiyaoshixieqingqingjinide？”
xiejinjiucaidaoxieqingqinghuiburenzhang，zhizhexieqingqingdekoudai。
“jiwozheipingshuideshihou，wokanjiantangjiewangkoudailifangleyibaoshenmedongxi，kenengmeiyongwan。”
muguangzaicizhongjuxieqingqingshenshang。
xieqingqingnaoziyishundangji，huameiguonaozizhijiehanchulai。
“xiejinnihushuo，womingmingrengle！”
“哦～！”
xiejindiantou，muguangzhenchengdekanxiangcunzhang，“wotangjietakeshichengrenjiwoxiayaole。”
xieqingqingzheicaifanyingguolaizijibeitaohuale，lianseshunjianshabai，queshuobuchuhuajieshi。
zhouweirenshunjianduitazhizhidiandian。
xiejinkanzhexieqingqingyaoyaoyuzhuidemoyang，yidiandoubukelianta！
zaizheigeniandai，shejinanrenneishiyaobeituomoyanside！xinghaotayouxitong，xiejinyebushishengmu，renzuoleshiqingjiuyaoganyuchengdan。
tangyanqingmeixiangdaoxiejinjuranyuanyichushoubangta，fuzadekanletayiyan，chaozhecunzhanglengshengkaikou。
“youzhengjuzhengmingwobushi**。neimejiusuanxieshenziqugao，yehewomeiyouguanxile，zheiyibaikuaishibushibuyongchule。”