第1章
zhoumoqupashan，suanminglaodaoshuowo“yushuizefa”。
nanyoubuxin，lazhewolikai；
dangwan，tazaixinhuliwadaoyibaojinzhuan，ranhouhewofenshou。
woquzhaolaodao，tayougaosuwo“huakaifugui”；
guimibuxin，jiangwofansuojiazhong。
dangwan，tazaixiaoqudehuatanxia，jiandaoyizhang500wanzhipiao，fanshoubawolahei。
laodaozhaoshangmen，youshuo“shugouzangjin”。
bamabuxin，balaodaoganchujiamen。
dangwan，tamenzaigongjiaozhanjiandaoyizhizoushixiaogou，zhurennushang100wan。
tamenjiangwoganchujiamen，zhizewotanxinbuzu。
bangeyuehou，suoyourenguixialaiqiuwo：
“duibuqi，qiuqiuniraolewoba！”
wangangdaoshou，shenfangjiukaixindibaozhunvyouawei：
“taihaolebaobei，womenxianzaikeyijiehunle！nidecailiyoule！”
womadexiaorongjiangzailianshang，buzirandichelechezuijiao：
“yaoshenmecaili？jielehunjiushiyijiarenle，zheiqianzongshiyaoxiaoliangkouguoriziyongde，biezaihuneidianerxuli！”
aweiqueyouyudikanlewoyiyan，xiaoshengshuo：
“keshi，zheigeqianshikaoyuanyuanjiecaizhaodaode，nandaobuyinggaijiyuanyuanjiema？”
womajingkongdidengzheta，haibashenfangchaoshenhouhulehu，xiangjilehuzaidemuji：
“她——？！”
“tajiushigezaixing！！yaobushitazheigebingyangzimeiyong，womenjiazaoguoshanghaorizile！nikebielinbuqingbangtashuohuaa？！”
“niyihoushiwomenshenjiadexifu，womencaishiyijiaren！zheigerenzongshiyaojiachuqude，tashibierenjiadesaobaxing！”
我爸也不屑道：
“zheisuantashenmegonglao？goushiwomenfaxiande，gentayoushenmeguanxi？tabujiwomentianluanjiubucuole！”
haimeidengwoshuohua，shenfangyoulenghengyisheng：
“wogaosunishenyuan，zheiqianwoyifendoubuhuijini！zaigandianji，kanwobufeileni！！niwangleyiqianzenmebeiwohaohaojiaoyudele？”
wokanzhetazuijiaoxiaoyi，beihouyizhenfahan。
aweideliansefabai，xiaoshengwenwo：“ta......buhuidaguoniba？”
何止是打。
xiaoshihou，zhiyaoshishenfanghaoqidedongxi，douhuiwangwoshenshangzhaohu。
huoqianfengyizhengaogenxiepidai......
woshenshangdadaxiaoxiaodeshanghenbujiqishu。
wohaimeishuohua，wobafandaoxieyankanxiangawei：
“nishishenfangdenvren，jiuyaoxiangzheta！dajixiazenmele？butinghuadehaizi，nandaobugaidama？”
womajiekoudao：“dui！tajiujiangutou，budabuchengcai！niyaoshigentayiyang，zaowanyedejiaoxun！”
aweisisiwozhequantou，yiyanbufa。
huidaojiali，wozouzaizuihouyige，womaqianjiaojinmen，houjiaojiudizaimenkou：
“wokana，nijiubiejinlaile。”
wozhouzhemeikanta：“nishenmeyisi？”
womapixiaoroubuxiaodishuo：“suhuashuole，hengcailuodai，zaihuoshangshen，nijirandailecai，jiexialaijiuyaodaihuole。zuijinzheiduanshijian，nihaishibiezhuzaijialile。”
我气笑了：
“nibushishuo，zheiqiangenwomeiguanxima？genghekuang，zheishiwodefangzi，nipingshenmeganwochuqu？”
我妈脸皮颤了颤：
“hei，nihaibuzhidaoa？bannianqianwojiuchennishuijue，nongleyifenweituoshu，weituowo，niqinaidemama，bangnibafangziguohujinididilea！xianzaizheifangzishinidididele！”