第5章
yankanzhefusangbeitaijinlaishiyijingbeidalegebansi，zuijiaocanliuzheyisixueji，yishangyeshibeixuejintou。
“niang······niang······”fusangpazaidishang，jieliquanlixiangsunpinshenchushou，“niang······niang，jiu·······wo······jiu····fusang······”
sunpinxiangshikanleshenmelebudedeexindongxi，yongsipawuzhekoubi，duodelaoyuan。
“nizheigebuzhisihuodenucai，zijixiangsiweihehaiyaolashangwo。”sunpintuomadao。
nangongyupayunzhuhaipa，xuxudilongzheyunzhudexiaoshenzi，anweidao，“yunzhu，bupa，bupaa。”
“huanghouniangniang，yunzhudezheilitiaodelihai。”yunzhuyongduanduandeoujieyiyangdexiaoshou，zhizhexinkoudefangxiang，shuozhejiuruanruandixianghoudaoqu。
zheifushenti，jingranrucijingbudefengyu。
要晕了······
“kuaixuantaiyi，xuantaiyi！”nangongyujinjindihuzhezheigexiaonuomituanzi，tatouyiciwenjianxiaohaizishenshangyourendenaixiang。
shufangneishidetashang，yigexiaoxiaoderenerbizheshuangyan，lianjiaweihong。
“sunpin，jintianyunzhuchulerenheshiqing，nidoutaotuobuleganxi！”huangdijiqiedidingtaiyijiyunzhubamaideshou，yibianchongzheguizaidishangdesunpinnuchi。
“niangqin····niangqi······”xiaorenerzuilinannan，taiyijiangyunzhudeshoufangjinbeizili。
“zenmeyang？”nangongyuwen。
“huangshang，huanghouniangniang，xianzhubingwudagai，zhishishoulexiejinghe，daichenkaiyifuanshentangyao，fuxiabianhao。”
nangongyutingzhebiandiaoxiayanlei，“rucixiaodehaizi，jingranshoudaozheiyangdejinghe。”
sunpinyeshuleyikouqi，zhishixigaiguideyouxiemale，lvelvedongleyixia，bianbeiyanjiandexueguifaxianle。
“sunpinniangniang，ronganxianzhunianjishangxiao，xiaohaiziduanshibuhuishuohuang，lingwai，xianzhushenfenzungui，gengshiweilaidetaizifei，ruoshizhendeyouyang，zheiyifenzuizelaonupaniangniangdandaibuqia！”xueguikukoupoxindequanzhesunpin。
sunpinwangbansidefusangneilikanlequ，doudaozheigefenshangle，burujiangzuizedoutuizaineijianbishenshang！
zhengxiangbianjie，yigexiaotaijianlaibinggao，“qibinghuangshang，taiziyeqiujian。”
zhongrenjiemeifajue，sunpindeyanjingliangleyiliang。
huangshangzhengfanxin，bianwenxuegui，“taizidejinzujieshule？”
“huihuangshang，jieshule。”
“huangshang，yunzhujishiweilaidetaizifei，rangtaizidianxiajianyijianyouhefang？”nangongyujiyunzhuyeleyebeijiao，lvlelvlingluandeefa。
“罢了，传。”
“是！”
pianke，taiziyeyishensuyayise，yigaiwangrishemizhifeng，tajinleneishi。
“erchenqizhen，jifuhuangqingan，jihuanghouniangniangqingan。”
“nilaizuoshenme？”huangshangyeshimingzhiguwen。
qizhenkanleyiyanchuangshanghunmideyunzhu，“erzitingwen，weilaidetaizifeizaoyucishafalebing，erzidanxin，bianlaikankan。”
“nijinzudonggong，xiaoxidaoshilingtongdehen。”
“fuhuang，erziyijingzhicuo。”qizhendaliangleyixiadishangguizhedesunpin，zhenghaozhuangshanglesunpinqiujiudeyanshen。
zuoriruobushidonggongluchuxiaoxi，buxizheironganxianzhurihoujiajindonggong，aimutaiziyijiudesunpinyebuhuichucixiace，weiqiutaiziqinglai。
“taizilaidezhenghao，zheiyesuanshibanjiandonggongdeshiqing，cishibianyoutaizilaidingduo，huangshangyiweiruhe？”nangongjiadexuemai，nangongyudingshiyeyaokaoliangkaoliangtaiziyedexinsi。
huangshangdiandiantou，“yehao，qizhen。”
“儿子在。”
“cishinikangairuhejiejue？”
sunpinhaosikanjianlejiuxing，putengliangxiazhuazhetaizideyijiao，“taizidianxia，taizidianxia，jiujiuwoba，wozhendemeiyouzhishineigejianbi！”
“sunpinniangniangqingninzizhong！”qizhenjiangyijiaocongsunpindeshoulihenhendezhuailechulai。
jinlaishi，qizhenyirankanjianletangzaidishangbansibuhuo、shenshangxueroumohudenvren，xiangbijiushineicishashangguanyunzhudenucai。
“fuhuang，huanghouniangniang，erziyiwei，cishazhuzinaishidazui，liyingzhanshou，zhenshechaoye。”
cifanyanlunqueshiranghuangdidianlediantou。
“danzhishiyufou，shangwudinglun，neinucairuciyanxingkaodadouweinengsongkou，zhiyouliangzhongkeneng，yishiyoubabingzaisunpinniangniangshouli，ershisunpinniangniangbingweizhishineinucai，dansunpinniangniangshuyuguanjianxiarenshushi，yeyingshoufa。”
fusangqueshibingweigongchumuhouzhushi，zhishuolezijishisunpinniangniangderen。
sunpinganjidikanzheqizhen，xinliweiweidangyang：taiziye，niguozhenhaishizaihuwode。
nangongyubingweishuohua，kanxianglehuangdi，huangdizewozheshoulidemanaozhuchuan，bingweichusheng。
sunpinjianzhuang，“huangshang，pinqiezhendemeiyouzhishineijianbi，zhendemeiyoua，huangshang。”
zhengchuzaigangadeshihou，yunzhumanmanzhengkaileyan，“huangyeye，huangyeye，huanghouniangniang······”
“xingle？”nangongyuqinshoujiyunzhuzhenglilekaozhen，cishideyunzhu，huotuotuojiushihuangshilizuishouchongaidexiaogongzhu。
yi····zheigeshishei？
mianruguanyu，zhangfarumo，hao······haoshuaia······
zheishenminghuayinbianpaozi，fuguiyichang，mofeishi？taizidianxia！
baotiantianwua！dunshibudongle，zheimeshuaidetaizidianxia，haitiaohe？
yunzhuyiwaitou，bianchoujianleneihanqingmaimaidikanzhetaizidianxiadesunpin。
chounvren，genwoqiangnanren？haijilaoniangxiadu？kanlaoniangzenmeshoushiniyade！
“huangyeye，yunzhumeishile。”yunzhushengyinyinya，yanjingshuiwangwangdi，xuanjibiankanxiangsunpin。
“sunpinniangniang，yunzhunianyou，yunzhucuole，qingnindarenbujixiaorenguofangguoyunzhuba，riqianruoshidezuileniangniang，niangniangjinguanjiaodaoyunzhu，keweiheyaoxiaduhaiyunzhuni？”
zheiyifanchenci，rangnangongyuzheshilengleyileng，zheihaizi，daodishouleduoshaoweiqu？
sunpinyilianmengdikanzheyunzhu，zheishiyigebasuixiaohaigangqingxingjiushuochudehua？mingminggangganghaishichanruobukan。
“womeiyou，xianzhu，wozhendemeiyou。”
“sunpinniangniang，yunzhucuole，ninjiuyuanliangyunzhuba······”
ruobushituihaiyouxieruan，zijitiedingjisunpinguixia，yanxiyandaodi，aosikashewoqishei？
huangshangannabuzhule，“sunpin！nikankannigandehaoshi！niduiyigexiaohaizihainengxiacidushou！”
sunpinchedihuangle，“huangshang，womeiyou，wozhendemeiyou！”
“niangniang，fusangjiejieshuo，tademingzishininjiqide，fusang，fusang，niangniangnishixiangyaofusheidesangni？aniangcengjingshuoguo，guozuomianzhang，huangyeyewanshouwujiang，yunzhuyouxiebudongni！”
sunpinjingyayuzheikexiaodoumiaodesilu，yishijingshuobuchuhualai，“ni······nini·······”
qizhenkanzheyunzhu，zheizhenshideshangguanyunzhu，neigebuxuewushudeshangguanshidanver？
nangongyuyeyouxieshengqi，“sunpin！nirangwoshuonishenmehao，nizenmenengganchuzheidengmounizhishi！”
yankanzhejumianjiuyaobeishangguanyunzhufanpan，qizhenchaleyiju，“fuhuang，huangyeye，rongerchenshuoyiju。”
huangshangkanleyiyanqizhen，wozhexinzhongdehuo，“nishuo。”
yunzhusixiaofeixiaodepiaoleyiyanqizhen，wojiukanninengjieshichushenmehualai。
谐音梗无人能挡！
“chuanshuorichuyufusangzhixia，fuqishumiaoersheng，yinweiweirichuchu，yidaizhitaiyang，fusangzhiyiyishizhishangjingchengnaiwanjiangzhishou，fuyandadi。”
呦呵！有点本事！
我上官云珠！
呸！
wojiangmiwudaiyixueshijiatiancaishaonv，nengbaijinizheigeruletudelaogudong？
sunpinxiaojizhuomiyiyangdiantou，“shi，shi，huangshang，wojuewutayi！”
“taizidianxia，ruoshininzheiyangshuo，qibushirangyigenucaichengleguozuo？nanbuchengneinucaitianfurucishenhou，zhenggenanliangdeyunqidouzaitashenshangle？”
qizhenyusai，zheiyatou，heshineimecongming？nanbuchengzaijiafafenyonggongdushule？
“fuhuang······”
“goule！”huangdichedibengbuzhule！
“tangtangwonanliangtaizi！jingrantiyigecishazhuzibianjie！chenghetitong！”
qizhenpaoziyiliao，ganmangguixia，“erzizhicuo，fuhuangxinu！”
sunpinxinshichediliangliang，diezuodishang。
“sunpin，nijiaodaoxiarenwufang，jiangweidaying，qianzhifuqinggong，bimensiguo！wuzhaobudechugong！”
fuqinggong？neikeshichulemingdenaoguidelenggonga！
“huangshang！”sunpinhaixiangbianbo。
“sundaying，haibuxiezhi！”nangongyulanleyixia，zhishiyunzhuzaiyipangchelechezijidexiuzi。
sunpinnuolenuoshenzi，“qieshenxiehuangshanglongen！”
“zhiyuni。”huangdidingzheqizhen，“huinidedonggong！jixusiguo！”
“shi，erzijiezhi！”qizhenzenmeyexiangbutong，zheishangguanyunzhuduanduanshiribianruhuanyigelinghunyiban！
不得了！
huangdimolemoyunzhudetou，“yunzhua，nijintianjiuzaihuangyeyezheilixiuxi，zheijianshi，huangyeyeyidinghaohaojinibuchang。”
sheizhi，shangguanyunzhujingyaoyaotou，paqilai，chongzhehuangshangguixiaxingli，“yunzhubuyaobuchang，yunzhuzhiqiuhuangyeye，huanghouniangniang，fushoutongtian，baonanliangwanqianbaixing，anxiangshengshi。”
xueguikanzhezheichangjing，yanlishanzheleiguang，taishoumolemoyanjiao，zheiyatou，dongshiderangrenxinteng！
nangongyuzhangkaishou，“lai，baobao。”
huangshangshenshixinwei，zheishangguanyunzhu，zhenshicuotoulenvershen，ruoshinanhaizi，rihoubishinanliangdegugongzhicai！
bizijinei**erziqiangshangbaibei！
nongzhongdeyesezhixia，xueguigenzaihuangdideshenbian。
“xuegui，jinrizhishi，niruhekan？”huangdituranwenxuegui。
“huihuangshang，laonujuezheronganjun······xiandecongmingcaizhifeichangrenzhisuoji，xiaoxiaonianji，jingranjiangjiaguotianxiafangzaishouwei，zhenshicuotoulenvershena！”
“zhenxiang，yigexianzhushibushiweiqutale？”tianxiayilunyue，yuanrujinpan，rouroudisaxiangkuanchuodeyuhuayuan。
“neilaonuxiantixianzhuxiehuangshangendian！”
xueguiyijiehuanguan，suiyouteshangqishi，quemeiyougeyierbannv，rihounengyouyunzhuzheigexiaoyatousongzhong，yebuwangbaihuozheiyishi。
“nia！nigelaohuatou！”
zhupuerrendexiaoronghuidangzaihuayuanzhizhong。
lenggong，sundayingjiangwuzilinengyongdedongxizalegeqiqibaba，liangesihoudeyatoudouzhiliuleyige。
“haonigeshangguanyunzhu，xiaoxiaonianji，xinsijingrucihendu！bierangwozaipengjianni！fouzewokendingrangnisuishiwanduan！”
“aqiu！”shangguanyunzhuhenhendidalegepenti。