cishibupaogengdaiheshi？woniutouzuanjinrenqun，gangchongchulukou，turanwotengkongle，gaogaobeisanbailiushidufeixuan，ranhouzhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
wobeimazhuangsile，weishenmedajieshanghuiyourenbenma？
tahuosuganlai，wosizaitahuaili，linsiqiantashuorangwolaizhaota，wozhanzhanweiweishenchuzhongzhi，goupi，laoniangziyoule。
diqishiwoshizhimao，chunbaibosiyumao，wogenbiedemaomaokebuyiyang，tamengaoaobuliren，wojilujibaojiqinqin，maodelaman，zaiyizhongmiaomiaozhongtuoyingerchu，zuizhongbeixuanzhongmiansheng。
wopengciyidao，luchunennendedupi，jiaoruowulidimiaoleyisheng，lansededayanjingmimengdizhabazhaba，ranhoukenlekenzijimaorongrongfenpupudezhuazhua。
哼，这还拿不下你。
xiaohuangdibaidaozaiwomiaozhuazhixia，wochenglezaihuangdihuailidagundexingfuxiaomaomi，nanie。
meitianyutang、jirou、xiaoyugan，haiyourenjishumao，ouerxiaohuangdichidelatiaowohainenglailiangkou，zhendeshuang。
wotangzaixiaomaotanshangshaitaiyang，shuidesiyangbachade，zhengyanjiukandaoshenchenzhouruoyousuosideyanshen，wo「miaoao」yishengfanqilai，badabadawangwaipao。
woyoubaolule，ranhoujiubeitaqianghuilewangfu，xiaohuangdileiyanwangwangdikanzhewo，womiaomiaomiaodihuiyingta。
kanzheigoudongxishuoshenme：「wanwusangzhiyousundiwangweiyan，wodainikanguanzheixiaodongxi。」
suiranwangfuhuoshiyebucuo，jiushimeiyoulatiao，tashuozhongyouzhongyanduimaobuhao，feihua，wobuzhidaoma？suiranchiwanjuhua**la，dantahaochia。
haiyoujiushishumaoderenchengleta，beitashumaowozongjuedeguaiguaide，bierenbuzhidaowoshiren，wosajiaomaimengmeiyouxinlifudan，ketazhidaowoshiren。
haishuoshenme「miaoyishengwotingting」，nitinggepi，dangwoyaleba。
ranerhaishibeitacongtouludaowei，tashoujinglvedawohenbushufu，getiantabuzhicongnajinxiuhuilai，shoufajiuhenbangbangle，shuangdewogutoudousule，miaomiaomiaodiyizhijiao。
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tafuzhebizidishengmaleyiju「xiaodongxi」，shengyinyoudiansu。
weilepeizui，tayoujiwozuolexinpinzhongdemaofan，neiwojiumianweiqinanyuanliangta。
qishihangchihangchiyouruyezhujinshi，zheigenanrenzuofanzhendehenjue，shaoyoushaoyanyijiuhenxiang、henhaochi。
zheitianzaochenwozhaojiubengshangchuangjiaotaqichuang，nazhuazhuacaicaitadelian，tameixing，heihei，jiexialaijiushiwozuiaideyundong——bengchuang。
wopashangchuangtou，zhaozhetadeduziyiyueerxia，wanmeizhelu，tawuzheduzimensheng**，woxinshangleyifan，ranhouqiaozheweibadengtapaqilaiqushangban。
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beizilishenchuyizhishou，zuanzhewodetuizhuaijinlebeiwo，wogentadayandengxiaoyan，tameiyoushengqi，fanershensewenrou，dashoubawolulailuqu。
beiwohenwennuan，wolanyangyangde，zhidaotahuxiyuelaiyuecuzhong，xintiaoputongputongdezheneryulong，tahudibiyancouguolai，juliyuelaiyuejin……
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