“云峰！”
“你要老婆不要？”
“zhiyaonikaijinkou，wolimajinisongguolai！”
shuidemimihuhudeliyunfeng，haoxiangtingdaoyourenzaihanzhejizijisonglaopo。
“yao，haokannijiujiwosonglaiba！”
roulerouzijimimihuhudenaodai，liyunfengyeshihanleyisangzi，guoran，songlaopozheizhongshizhinengzaimengzhongcainengmengdao。
“呕！”
“呕！”
“呕！”
liyunfengganghanwan，jiuwenzheyigufasou，suanchoudeweidao，chadianbazuotianchidefandoutuchulai。
shenshouzaizhentoubianshangmolemo，molebantianyemeiyoumodaozijideshouji，paqilaixianqizhentou，yanqiandejingxiangrangliyunfengdunshilengzhule。
zijineiganggangquankuanmaidedapingcengbujianle，querdaizhideshiyigehuzhebaozhidewuding。
neibaozhidezhongjianhaiyouyigekulong，luchulelimiandefangliang，wuzhongjianzhiyouyigedengpao，pangbianqiangshanghuzhedeyedoushifanhuangdebaozhi。
shenxiashiyizhangpuzheruzidehuokang，gangcaishenshanggaidebeizidoubaojiangle，shangmianquandoushiheidianzi。
“这还是国内吗？”
“给**哪来了？”
huayingangluoxia，liyunfengdenaohaizhizhongjiuchuanchulaileyidaomoshengdejiyi。
danaozhongjiuhaoxiangshichuxianleyibudianyingyiyang，zijizhengzoumaguanhuadeguankanzhezheibudianying！
liyunfeng，nan，yijiuwusannianshengren，jinnianganghaoshibazhousui，shidongbeilongjiangsheng，bianjingxiaozhendacaodianzicuntushengtuzhangdecunmin。
xianzai，shiyijiuqiernianshiyuedi，bushizijisuozaideerlingersinian，yejiushishuo，zijichuanyuele。
「jiancedaosuzhuliyunfengchuanyuechenggong，wanmeirenshengxitongbangdingchenggong！」
「tiancaidiyibu，jiuyaocongyingerkaishizhanxiannidetianfu！」
「qingwanchengnichushenghoudediyigerenwu，chinai！」
「renwujiangli：xianjinyibaikuai，shentisuzhitishengsanbei！」
「tishi：gongxinihuodexinshoudalibao，kaixinnongchang！」
“啥？”
tingzhenaohaizhongchuanlaidejixiebandeshengyin，liyunfengyigeniantou，yidaodanlansedeguangmujiuchuxianzaileyanqian。
「宿主：李云峰！」
「nianling：chushengshifenzhong！」
「renwu：renshengzhongdiyicichinai！」
kandaozheigeshuxingmianbanzhihou，liyunfengdourenbuzhunaolenaozijidenaodai。
bushigemen？nilaiwanleba？zheirenwuduomaomeia，laozijinnianershiba，bushi，laozijinnianshijiule，nidangwoxiaohaima？
haichushengdiyicichinaiderenwu？zheibushicheduzima？dongbeihubaijiaode？
xianzaizijihuijiazhaomamashuoyaochinai，laomashanglaijiudelianggedabidouzi。
nizhidaolianggedabidouziduiyuzijizheigeshijiusuideqingnianshanghaiduodama？
haimeidengliyunfenggaoqingchuzhuangkuangni，yigeshengaozuiqimayimibawu，chuanzheyijianxiukoubaojiang，xiuzimianhualuchulaideheisemianao，daizhegoupimaozidenanrenfengfenghuohuodezoulejinlai。
yijinwujiunaqiguotaishangdeshuipiaomengmengdeheleliangkoushui，zheicaimanlianxinxidekanzheliyunfeng。
“chouchou，xifuwojinidailaile，chenglidenvzhiqing，zhangdeneijiaoyigeshuiling。”
“xingle，laopojinisonglaile，yihouniyebuyongyigerenshuilengkangle，lainianshenggedapangxiaozi，nizheiyesuanshiyuanmanle。”
yitingzheihua，liyunfengdoumengbile，chenglilaidenvzhiqing？
dacaodianzicunzheidifanghaiyouzhiqingni？？
“baoquanshu，ninaozheba？zanzheidifangnadenvzhiqing？”
liyunfengmanlianyihuodeduizhebaoquanshuwendao。
“hei，nixiaozi，zheishiqingshunenggennikaiwanxiaoma？”
“queshishinvzhiqing，neiguniangzhangdekedaijingle。”
“rendoushiwocongchezhanjinidaihuilaide，hainenghunongnima？”
shuozhe，baoquanshujiuduizheyuanzilimianzhaolezhaoshou，yigeshenchuandahuamianao，baozhebaofudenvrenzoulejinlai。