第1章 枕边别放插线板

“jiuri,wanshangqukfangba,nixiaozihaojiumeiyouhewomenyiqiquhappyle。ganghaomingtianzhouliu,jinwanwomenhaitongxiao,zenmeyang?”

sidangwangmujiangneideshengyinchuandaoledongfangxudeerzhong。

“nimenqubamujiang,niyoubushibuzhidaojintianhuyaoxiaohongnianggengxin,woyaohuisushedenggengxin,jiubupeinimenqule,wankaixinha。”dongfangxushuowan。

“hei,bujiushiyigedongmanma,mingtiankanbuxinga,youbuhuixiajia。”mujiangzaiduquanshuo。

“shoudiangengxin,gengxinbikan,zheishizuoweihuyaofenzuihoudedixian。”

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额,做个自我介绍。

dongfangxu,bushihuyaozhongdedongfangyizuha,suiranwoyehenxiang。

shenfendaxuesheng,dasangoumashangyaoburushehuidekubi。

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youzhedongfangdaxing,meiyoudongfangjiadenengli。xuweidaming,queyijiudiaosiyige。

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zaikankanzijizheigejieheti,jianzhibuyaotaicanlehaoma?

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haishidakaishouji,kankandongmanhaole。

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“dangbuzhufengshuang,hunchiyingmengtianxiamingyang……”

dengdengdengdeng,weishabutiaoopni?

wenzheijudedoushijiafenhaoma?

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danshihaiyoushiduofenzhong,jianchi。

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ganggangfaledanmu,jiubishangleyanjing。

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“滋滋滋~”

“ei?zenmemamade,zheishi……a!”

nanshengsushefachuyishengcanjiao。

dongfangxuyebeijingxing,zhengdangxiangyaoqukankanzenmeyihuishideshihou,quefaxianzijibeixiruleshoujizhizhong。

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