第1章

“haomeidetongse,rangwoxiangqilechiwanhuoguo,di2tianjiucesuozaijiandejinzhengu,lingrenbeiganqinqie。”

【dawazi,nideyanjingdaoshangdoujiaotahupose,huacaolibucao,nizheiyetaicaole。】

jingziqian,yige6suidexiaonvhai,fachulegufangzishangdeshengyin。

anxishangyimiaohaizaijingshenbingyuan,changshijitaqinaidebingrenmenxinao,shijiehenmeihao,yaoleguanyaoyouaidejingshen。

xiayimiaojiubeishijiebeici,bujinchuanshushentisuoshuichengxiaohai,haibeisaijinlexiaoheiwuli。

“nalaidebdongjing?”anxifuekuxiao:“huantingshiba?zijiheziji。”

【zheilishiadong,wocaibushibdongjing,jinshouzhitingguomeiyou?woshinidexitong。】

anxi:“neiniyoushenmeyongni?”

【wonengtixingnijuqingfazhan。】xitongtongqing:【birunikuaiyaodananlintoule。】

budenganxifanyingguolaishenmeyisi,fangmenjiubeiyizhishilimidehentiangao,yijiaochuaikai。

yigezhuguangbaoqi,hunshenchuanjindaiyin,yaoraodeshenduan,baoguozaiyijianlvselianyiqunlidenvrenzoulejinlai。

“xiaodengwojiuzhidao,niyoupaodaolezheigeniaobulashidedifang。”

tamanlianjiansuankebo:“nishuonizheimeshangbudetaimian,shangcijiaonicong4louxinyangzhiyue,zenmejiushibusini?xiacijiaonishangdiaohaole。”

安溪:“?“

这圣诞树谁呀?

【nidehoumajiangyouran。】

jiangyouranshangqianyibu,xianqidechelecheanxishenshanghuipupudeyifu。

“suanle,nixiangenwoquxizao,jintiannidieyaohuilai,jiwoxuehuikanyanseyidian,ganshuoxiebugaishuode,younihaoguozichi。”

zheihuashuode,jingranhaiduitadebianyidiepoweijidan。

【kendingde,suirannihoumahenbudebaniyonghuoshao,yongshuijiao,danhaibugandangzhenidiedemianqifuni。】

anxi:“……”neiyetaibangle,suoyibeihoufanglengjianshiba?

xiaohaibeijiangyourangendaixiaolajiyiyangtizou,daililebieshugeloudexiaoheiwu。

liangrenyiluchuanguobieshujinbihuihuangdedating,anxifaxianluguodeyongren,dougenzichuoguoshuangmuyiyang,batamenwushilegechedi。

zhidaobeirengjinyugang,waimiandoushijiangyourandeshengyin。

“jizhunidenghuidejuben,wosuishinidehouma,danduinihenhao,meirisanciguanxin,shuiqianyiwen,bujinjinizhunbeixiaoye,haihuigennijiangtonghuagushi。”

“zheiweihouma,gangganghaibawodangshipenziside,xianzaijiuzhiwangwojinhuachengyanyuanle。”anxixiaoleyisheng。

“suoyixianzaishishenmeqingkuang?”

xitong:【nijiaoanxi,nichuanshule,nishishenshiqicandebaomunver,dubodeba,cuiruodema,xiaobaihuayiyangdeta。】

【nigenzhemamalaidaobieshurenzhidedi1tian,jiubeizhenqianjindiaonan,danniyongbufushu,jingguobuxienuli,nibujinfuhuoleanjiashangxiadexiai,zhanjulezhenqianjindeweizhi,zuihouhaijiangduifangyijiaodengchulejiazu。ganggangniandeshinvzhujuben,nishizhenqianjin。】

haoyibocubujifangdesao,chadianshanduanleanxideyao。

taqiangyanhuanxiao:“buyuanzhengkaiyan,xiwangshiwodehuanjue。”

“budui。”anxituranfaxianmangdian,“ruguowonadeshifanpaidingwei,nijiwoniannvzhujubenganshenme?”

【e……qishiwobenlaishinvzhudexitonglaizhe。danzheibushicongkongzhongluguodeshihou,kandaonidangshizaijingziqian,tongkudekuangchouzijide**,yixiabeinixiyin,jiubangcuole。】

xitongyoujimangzhaobu:【buguomeiguanxi,jiaocainvzhuchenggongshangweiwoyekeyi,wokendingzhanzainizheibian,nibuhuijuedewoqiangtoucaoba?】

“buhui,bijingnilianwodounengbangcuo。”anxishuo:“kaopuchengduyejiukexiangerzhile。”

xitong:【……henqilailianzijidouma,wuchabiegongjidaozheizhongdibu,nizuoshenmedouhuichenggongde。】

【haiyouniyaoshizaibuchuqu,nihoumajiuyaojinlaizhuarenle。】

“好好好。”

shijingbazijicuoganjing,shunbianzaixizaodeshihoushualegeya,bingchengzheshidaolintouhaixiangjiaobiandeleguanxintai,anxichongdiaozijishenshangdepaomo。

“马上来。”

yinweijiangyouranmeizhunbeiyifu,suoyianxizhihaoguozhezhangyujinchuqu,qianjiaogangtachumen,houjiaojiubeizheiweihoumalinzhegeborengdaoleshuzhuangtaiqian。

zhuanyedezaoxingshiyijingzaineilidenghou。

“batajiwodabandepiaoliangdian,youqishibashenshangneizhonghanchenqi,jiwoyongfendizhezhule。zheixiaodengyaoshiluchushenmemajiao,wonanimenshiwen。”

chenzhedabandeshijian,jiangyouranchoucha:“haijidewoganggangshuoleshenmema?”

安溪:“……”

zishiyigezidoumeitingde,huashizhangkoujiulaide:“houmahenaiwo,zaineigebaofengyudeyewan,woladuzi,nidouhuichengzhebasan,beizhewochuqumaisimida。”

造型师:“?”

zheibuduiba,shenmesimida,haiyaobeizheladuziderenchuqumai?yebupaliangfengyichui,yixieqianli。

jiangyouranqueshitingmanyi,suiranhezijixianqiandehuayoudianchuru,danniyiting,baofengyutadouyaobeizhehaiziqumaisimida,kejiantazheigehoumayouduomemuaifanlan。

“daoshihoujiuanzheigebanbenjiang。”

“好嘞。”

yigexiaoshihou,huazhuangjingqianduoleyidaoxuebaideshenying,shuijingdianzhuizaigongzhuqunshang,nvhaiyipinyixiaojianrumengsihuan,shuidizhuangdeshuijingsuizhetadedongzuoyaoye。

【bieditou,huangguanhuidiao。】xitongpengchang:【nishizuimeidetianegongzhu!】

xiayimiaogongzhuzhuanlegeshen,jiangyifushilvsedemojingdaishang,anxizaijingziqiantaozui:“wohaomei。”

xitongxianqidebiaoqingdouniuqule。

【你眼光好差!】

anxi:“goule,zheilibuxuyaonidelaping!”

qianyimiaozaoxingshihaizaiqingbuzijindepaizhao,houyimiaojiuqideyibapaifeimojing。

“丑东西走你!”

zheiwanyijianzhidianwuletadezuopin。

jiangyourankanzhedishangdemojing,momojianqi:“qishihaitinghaokan。”

jiuzaizheishi,louxiachuanlaiguanjiahongliangdeyisheng:“gongyinglaoye,dashaoyehuijia。”

jiangyouranhuquyizhen,tiqianxijiuwanglouxiazou。

“daonibiaoyandeshihoule,biewanglebaofengyuzhiye!”

anxizhabaleyixiayanjing,beifangxiahouchaowaikanqu,shunshiyanjingyiliang。

mianqiandenanrenkuanjianzhaiyao,jianjiedebaichenshanchuanzaishenshang,weifensuigaiduanfashaonianganlaman,xifubeimanbujingxinzhuazaishouli,guangzhanzaineijiunengrangrenganshoudaoyiqifengfa。

haonianqingdedie,buguomeiguanxi,anxiyigehuachanbaozhutadedatui。

“wodehaodadie,nihuilaila!”anxiyongliancengceng:“nizhenshiyuehuoyuehuiqule。”

安霁川:“?”

这是在夸他年轻吗?

“bu,ninongcuole。”anjichuanmanlianlengmode,yongyigenshouzhidingkaixiaohaidenaodai:“wobushinidie。”

hetatongbuxiangqide,shiyidaoraoyouquweideshengyin,tunquleqingse,gengjiayoucixing:“ruguotashinidie,neiwoshishei?niyeye?”

xitong:【zheicaishinidieanniyuanya,nixianzaibaodeshinidagededatui。】

anxikanqu,zheiliangfuzizhangde,jianzhijiushijiyinzuihaodexuanchuananli,dagejiushitadiedeshaonianbana。

jianyudagezheiweidatuihaimeifayuwanquan,anxiguoduanhuanbao,tediluchuzijizuikeaidecelian:

“haodabawobuyunxunizheiyangshuoziji,sheirangnijuedezijilaode,niketaibangle。”

“neinihairencuowohenige?”

“sheirangnimenzhangdeneimexiang。”

anxizhuyidaozheilianggerenyanli,jingrantongshishanguoxianqi,haoma,zheiliangfuzihuxiangkanbushangduifang。

buguoanxizheifancaozuo,haishiyinqileanniyuandezhuyi,taxiaorongwanwei:“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

zheigediesihaomeiyouyishidao,liannverdemingzidoubuqingchu,shibushiyoushenmewenti。

haozaianxiyebushineimexinxideren,taxiaorongcanlandechaodasheng:“wojiaoxiaodeng。”

“wozhidaolongshenglong,fengshengfengsuoyi。”anxizhizhetadie:“nishilaodeng。”

youzhizhetadage:“nishizhongdeng。”

zuihouhuitou,zhizheyijingkuaihedaotunsedejiangyouran。

“nishibaofengyuzhiye,haihuibeizheladuzidewo,chuqumaisimidadehouma。”