第1章 该吃药了

“dalang,gaichiyaole。”

yinyuejian,wuzhitingdaoyishengqingroudehuhuan。

nulichengkaifangfotiezhetiepiandeyanpi,wuzhijiujiandaoyouyigechuanzheguzhuangdemeiren,duanzhemaozhereqidetaowan,kuanbuzoulai。

tatitaixianzhang,meimaiyibu,yaozhizuoyouqingbai。

tadeguazilianjingzhiwuxia,lianshangdaizheyifenhongyun。

neiyishuangyanmouxia,haidianleyikemeirenzhi。

taxiaoxindiduanzhetangyao,laidaowuzhishenqian,weiweiwanyao。

“dalang,lai,chiyaoba。”

liangbanbochunqingqi,yuqiwenrou,rangrenbuyouzizhudishuncong。

wuzhizhengxiayishiyaozhangkaizuibadeshihou,shentimengranyidun!

我怎么会躺在床上?

这个古装美人是谁?

wuzhizhiyouchuzhongwenping,xiaoshihouzaishaolinsixuewu,15suicongcantingxipanzikaishijinrushehui,zaigongdibanguozhuan、jietoumaiguochang、hengdiandangguoqunyan,huisuozuoguobaoan。

nulipinboleshijinian,yanchouzhemashangjiunengshixian“kaidaben、zhuhaozhai,laopoqingrenshuichengpai”deweidahongyuan。

jieguo,zaigongsichenggongshangshideyanhuili,“paji”yisheng,sizailejiuzhuoshang。

“嘶!”

wuzhidunshijuedetoutengwubi。

“dalang,nizenmele?”

tadeshengyinxiruanwenrun,tingzhejiuxiangshiyourenzaipangbianqingqingdichangzhege,henshishufu。

danwuzhizaiyideshitaduizijidechenghu:“meinv,nihanwoshenme?”

“dalang,niburendenujiale?nujiashijingliana。”

wuzhizhalezhayanjing,dingledingshen,tunletunkoushui。

turanjianyishidao,zijitaniangdejingranchuanyuedaolegudai!

不对!

晶琏?

大郎?

“ni、nijiaojinglian,panjinglian?”

“nei、woshi、woshiwudalang?”

guzhuangmeirenjiangshoulidetaowandidaowuzhizuibian:“dalang,nixushishuihutule。xianchiyaoba,chileyao,shenzijiuhuihaode。”

wuzhisongranyijing!ruguotashipanjingliandehua,neididaozijizuibiandezheiwan,jiushiduyao!

“我不吃!”

wuzhilianmangbishangzuiba,batoubieguoqu!

“dalang,zheiyaosuiranku,danshinichixiashentijiuhuihaode。”panjinglianzaibianshangkukudiquan。

“大郎,快吃吧!”

panjinglianbutingdibayaocouguolai,wuzhinule,mengditaiqishouzhijiebayaodafan!

“乒!”

tangyaoshuaile,feijianyidi。

“dalang,zheiwantangyaokeshiyong500wenqianmaide,gouzanmenjiachisantiandeni。”

panjingliandunzaidishang,neiliangwanliushaomeijinjindicuzaiyiqi,jiujie、xinteng。

wuzhizhizhemenkou,duizhepanjinglianpaoxiao:“nichuqu!chuqu!”

panjinglianjideyao,neishinengchidema?!

她可是……

panjinglianyanjiaofanzhesisijingying。

tatankouqingqi,weiqubaba:“dalang,ni……nixianxiexi,dengniqixiaole,nujiazaijiniduanyao。”

yankanzhepanjinglianzouchufangjian,wuzhizheicaizhangzhangditanleyikouqi,tawuzheetou,congchuangshangzuoqilai。

jieguofaxianzijixiandehenguaiyi,shoujiaohenduan!

zheigenbenjiubushitayuanlaideshenti!

zhidaozheiyike,wuzhicaixiangxinzijishizhendechuanyuedaolegudai。

kehaosibuside,weishenmepianpianbianchenglewudalang!?

laotianyea,nizheishiyaozhengsilaozima?

wuzhiduizhelaotianyeyitongguoma,bingqiewenhouduifangquanjiazuzongshibadaizhihou,zheicaihuanhuandicongchuangshangxialai。

tasuochudezheigehuanjingxiandejianlouerpojiu。

yifangzhuo、yizhangchuang,liangshanpomenxiangzhilang。

neifangzhuojiubaizaipangbian,kanzhexiangshinvrendeshuzhuangtai。

shangmianyouyifangtongjing,dangwuzhixiaoxinyiyidibaliancouguoqudeshihou,jingzilichengxianchulaideshiyigehenmohudelian。

tongjingdeqingxidubugao,youdianmohu。

danshitongguozhengtilunkuo,wuzhifaxianzheizhanglianhezijishangbeizishiyiyangde。

很年轻!

有点小帅!

keshishentiweishenmehuibianchengzheigeyangzini?zhenggeshentikanqilai,lianyimiwudoumeiyou!tayiqiankeshiyimibajidedahana!

buxing,yaoxiangbanfazhanggao!

erzhengdangwuzhitoutengbuyideshihou,taqueshitingdaolouxiachuanlaileyigexiweideshengxiang。

wuzhidianzhejiaojian,toutoudizouchufangmen,qiaoqiaojiandaolouxiapanjinglianzhengzaiheyigelaonvrenshuohua。

“xiaoniangzi,woneibiandouzhunbeihaole,nizheibianzenyang?”

“nujiayechabuduole,mingzaosigengzuoyoubiannengwancheng。”

武直悚然!

潘晶琏果然不死心!

tazheishiyaozhizijiyusidia!

“neiniyaokuaidian,daguanrenneibiankeshidengbujile。”

“嗯,奴家晓得。”

大官人?

shuodeshiximenguangdama!?

ximenguangdazheigeshaqiandaode!guoranyijinghepanjinglianhaoshangle!

wuzhizailoushangzeshihendeyayangyang,suiranganggangchuanyuedaozheigedifang,haimeiyouwanquanjieshouwudalangzheigeshenfen。

keganshoudaodequeshipanjinglianzheigenvrendeyinxiandula!

denglaonvrenlikai,panjinglianjiujuanqiyixiu,tazoudaobianshangdechufang,kaishiroumian。

neixianxidegebo,yonglidirouzhemian,didihanshuicongjingzhidelianjiahualuo。

ruoshihuanchengrenheyigenvren,wuzhijianledouhuixinshenglianxi,louzaihuaili,xiaoxindihehu。

dantashipanjinglian,sheizhidaotahuibuhuizaizheimianlixiapishuang!?

wuzhimanmandituihuidaofangjianli,tadakaipanjingliandeshuzhuangtai。

choutilijinyougudandandezanziyiba,yuwaijiushiyonglaizuonvhongdexiaowu,jiandaozhenxianzhilei。

wuzhichaoqijiandao,zuozaichuangbanshangdengzhepanjinglianshanglai!

tadasuangenzheigenvrenlaigeyusiwangpo!

fanzhengtashiwudalang,didiwusongmashangjiuyaolaile!

daoshihou,xiongdilianshou,yiqinongsizheiduinannv,ranhoushangshanluocaodangqiangdao,zhaobingmaima,zhengzhantianxia!

renhuoyishi,caomuyiqiu!

jiranzeilaotianrangtalaidaozheigeshishang,neihonghonglieliegantayiba!

meizhunhainenglaogehuangdidangdang!

daoshihouhougongjialisanqian,heihei!

“呵……”

wuzhizhangzhangdidaleyigeheqian,tazaichuangbanshangzuolehenjiu,panjingliandoumeiyoushanglai。

“dong!dong!dong!dong!”

“tianganwuzao,xiaoxinhuozhu!”

chuangwai,chuanlaidagengrendeshengyin。

tingzheyijingshisigengtianle。

wuzhizaihengdiandangguoqunzhongyanyuan,duigudaidezhishidongdeyixie,sigeng,yejiushilingchen2dianduo。

“吱啷!”

wuzhiturantingdaolouxiakaimendeshengyin。

talianmangchoulezijiyibazhang!keshuichongquledaban!

tazhidaopanjinglianyinggaiyaodongshoule!