“xianjiu，nizenmele?”manmandejinzhang，anshuozhiliaoyinengzaishiyongdeshihou，beizhiliaozhebuhuichuxianrenhezhuangkuang。
“娘亲，饿饿”
“!!!!”
suyitangmantouheixian，woxiangpaoni，niquebawodangniang。
raoshixinlisuzhizaihao，yechuxianleliefeng：“xianjiu，nixianzaijisui?”
“niangqin，baobaocailiangsuiban。”luxianjiuyiliantianzhen。
神XX的两岁半!
liangsuibanxiaobaobaoluxianjiudemizhikaixin：“maomao，zheishiniangqinmaijibaobaodema?baobaohaokaixin。”
“...是”
“xianjiu，buyaojiaowoniangqin。”suyitangyaoyaqiechideshuo
“wuwa~，niangqinshibushibuyaobaobaole，shibushiganjuebaobaoshisishengzijiuxiangbabaobaorengzaishandonglile，wuwa~”
kushengzaishandonglibutingdehuidang，suyitangwunaifue，naodongzhenda。
“meiyoubuyaoxianjiu，xianjiuzaishandonglimianshiyinwei，xianjiuxianghemaomaowan。”
“zhende?”luxianjiujiemaohaibeileizhudashizhe，yanjingwuliangwuliangdewangzhebieren，rangrenshuobuchuyigebuzi。
“真的”
bushizhende，yedeshizhende。
“xianjiu，qudabojia?”
“haoya，haoya，qudabojia。”
“niangqin，yaobaobao。”yuqizhongmanhansajiao。
“不抱”
关键是抱不动
luxianjiushengaoyimibayishangkanzhehenjingshou。danshigujiazaineifangzhe，erzheijushentiyouyuzhangqiquefayingyangshengaodingduoyiliuwu，tebieshouruo。
kanzheluxianjiuneiyaokubukudebiaoqing，suyitangguoduanfangchutengman，bijingxiaohaizidoushiyouhaoqixinde。
guoran，luxianjiuzhuanyilezhuyi，buzainaozheyaobaobaole。
piankehou，liangrenchuxianzaileshanggangcundecunkou，laohubeifangdaoleshandongli。
yizhongchiguozaofandezaicunkouxianliaodelaolaoshaoshaoxiangshishoudaozhilingyiyangjitikanxiangsuyitangtamen。
jingliguodafengdalangdesuyitangshenmemeijianguo，feichangdandingdizouleguoqu。
zhishangliangsuibandeluxianjiubiaoshi：woyouniangqinde。suirannimendoukanzhebenbaobao，renweibenbaobaokeai，benbaobaoyebuhuigennimenzoude。
yiqunrenzouguohou，cunkoushunjianxiangcaishichangyiyang。
liushi：“neigexiaohuozikanzhetingjunde，kexibaixialeyishuangyan，kanshanglesuyitangzheigesaobaxing。”
laier：“liushi，nianlingdouzheimedalejiubiezaiwangrenjiaxiaohuozishenshangkanle。”
zhangshi：“buguosuyatouguzilihaishijunde，kexile，pianpiantianshengshigezheiqingkuang。ruguotanianghaizaidehua，jiubuhuiguodeneimekule。ai~”
“taniangshigeshanren，kexibuhuikanren，pianpiankanshangleneigekousoudesuwan。”
“zaojiukanbuguansuwanle，zhuanqiandeshihoubisheidoujiji，rangtajiaogeqianjiuzheiyangtuituoneiyangtuituode，jiekouyidadui。nishuoshibushilizhengjiade。”
“nimenliaozhe，woxiaosunsunfankunle，xianhuijiale，gairizaihenimenlao。”lizhengfurensuibianzhaolegeliyou，congmangdehuijiale。
“ai~，nanya”buzhishisheizairenqunzhongfachuleyishengtanxi。
yiqunrenyoukaishitaolunjinniankenenghuishigeshenmeshoucheng。
zaiqudabojiadetuzhong，suyitangjiujuedingle，duiyuanzhuhaode，suyitangyehuiduitamenhao。
“suyatou，zendejinrixiangqizhaoboniangle?”boniangliuruohuayuzhongmanshiyiwenheguanxin
yinweisuyitangmeiciqudoushimanshenshanghen。
“boniang，dabozaijiama?wozhaodaboyoudianshi。”
“suyatou，zenmele?”limianmanshiguanxinhezheji
“dangjiadekuaichulai，suyatouzhaoniyoujishi。”
jihushihuayingangluo，sulijiuzhejimanghuangdelinzheyidailiangchulaile，bijingmeicilaizhaota，doushituozhemanshendeshanglaijieliang。
没错，就是借粮。
suyitangtadiesuwan，suiranshicunzhongshoufu，danshimeiyouzhibantiandi，yibandoushiqujishimailiangchi。suizhesuwandekousou，yuelaiyuebuxiangmailiangmaimian，jiurangsuyitanglaijieliang，jiebudaojiuda。
danshisuyitangyezhidao，bunengyizhijiedabojiadeliangshi，dabojiaderenyeduo，zijidedidimeimeiyezaidabojia，suoyijishiaidatayebulai，chufeikuaiyaodingbuzhule。
suoyisulitingdaoliuruodehua，zhejimanghuangdebaliangnalechulai，miandesuyitangwanhuiquyouyaoaida。
“dabo，jintianlaibushijieliangde...shiyouqitadeshi。”shuowansuyitangjiuyoudianbuhaoyisile。
suliyangzhuangyansu，neixinzhejidehen：“zenmele，kuaishuo!biemomojijide!”burandaboyebuzhidaogaizenmebangni。
“wojintianshangshanzhaoyewudeshihou，jiuleyigeren。daihuijia，fuqinkendingyouyaodama。keyixianfangdabojiama?”
danxinyaoqiutaiguofen，suyitangganjinbuchong：“guoduanshijianjiuhuibatajiezoude。”
“shenmeren，suyatoukebiereshangshenmemafanshi?”manmandeguanxinhebaguan，jiupasuyitangbeibierenpianle。
“buhuireshangshenmemafande。fangxin，woxianzaiyijingzhangdale，youfencunde。”suyitangyiliankending。
“nizaizenmeyangyeshiwomendewanbei。”yiliandebuzantong。
“renni?rangdabokankan。”
“好的，大伯。”
hetamenxiangchusuyitangzhaodaolejiuweideqinqing。zaimoshideshihou，qinrenhenzaojiulikailerenshi。suoyi，suyitangjuedingyaoduitamenhaohaode，baohutamen。
“niangqin，xianjiuhaipa。”yimibajideluxianjiuqituduodaosuyitangdeshenhou。
buguo，banlubeisuyitangzuzhile，bijing...meiyankan。
“suyatou，tahanniniangqin!!!”suli，liuruotongshifachulezijizhenjingdehusheng。
“tashangdaolenaozi，shiyile，yizhirenweizijicailiangsuiban。”
“suyatou，nibushiduoguanxianshideren，shuoshuoshiweishenme?”sulizhendechediyansuleqilai，liangyebuguanle，shenmedoubugule，zhixiangzhidaoyuanyin。
“...woganjuetatinghaokande。”suyitangtoutoukanleyiyanluxianjiu，manlianjiaoxiu。
这都是装的。
“suyitang!nirangwoshuonishenmehao，nibunengyinweizheixiongxiaozizhangdejunjiushenmedoubuyaole。”sulishuohuadeshengyindoubuzijuedetilejigedu。
“dangjiade，nixianbieshengqi，suyatoushigeyoufencundehaizi。nixianjinwu，biehezhehaizi，wohetalaolao。”liuruoyibianquansuli，yibianrangtawangfangjianzou，zhendehenhaipaliangrenchaoqilai。
sulidejiaobushengzhujianpiaoyuanhou，liuruoqianqilesuyitangdeshouwangpangbianzou，shuohuadeneirongbizheluxianjiu。
“niangqin，niyaoquna?”luxianjiuyiliandaimengde，yanjingpushanpushande。
guoran，meng，zhihelianyouguan，hechuandeshenmewuguan。
buranhuanguoyizhedeluxianjiu，zenmeyijiumengletadeyan。
“xianjiuxianzhanzaineili，zijiwanhui。womenjiuzaizheipangbianshuoshuohua。”suyitangwenroudehuifuzhe。
“haode，niangqin”zuoweiguaihaizi，yaotingniangqindehua
beijiaoniangqinzheimeduoci，suyitangbiaoshiyijingmamule。
shuoletayebugai，shibushidenaodongdakai，zhenderangrenhenbengkui。
buzhidaotahuifuhouxiangqizijixianzaideyangzi，huibuhuixiangpaisiziji。
yipangdeliuruokanzhetazheimewenroudehebierenshuohua，buyouzizhudedengdaleyanjing。
kanlai，suyatouzhendexihuanshangrenjiale。
“suyatou，nizheigenianlingkanshangbierenjiadejunxiaohuozishinanmiande。danshi，womenbunengkengren，daotoulaikongshanglezijidexin。”liuruoyuzhongxinzhangdehetajiaotan
“boniang，wozhidaode。”yilianguaiqiao
neixin：xianzaiwoyijingbatadanghaiziyangle，paotadeniantouyijingyanxiaoyunsanle。zhishijuedetahaokan，kanzheshuxin。
陆纤玖：哭死