第1章 祖坟冒青烟了!

“听说了吗?”

“啥咧?”

“laoxujia,zufenmaoqingyanle!”

“谁说的?”

“cundongbianlaosuntouqinyankandaode!”

“jiuzaizuoerzaoshang,laosuntoushangshanlietuzi,yuanyuankandaolaoxujianeifentoumaoqingyanle!”

“真的?”

“neikebu?laosuntouneirenpin,duoshaonianle,pianguosheia?”

“guaiguai,laoxujiazheishiyaofaa!”

“neikebu?mingnian,xulaosanyougaiqukaoshileba?zheihui,gujishiwenle!”

“zeze,kanqilaizheilaoxujiayihouyaodouqilaile!”

……

yirizhijian,laoxujiazufenmaoqingyandexiaoxijiuchuanbianlezhenggelingshuicun。

erzuoweicunminyangmuguanwangdelaoxujia,zeshiyidianxiaoximeidedao。

zheiyiridelaoxujia,zhengeshijingtaohailangyizhenzhen。

为啥?

xujiayijingdanglezumudelaotaitaiyouhuaishangle!

zheidasunziyijingnengdajiangyoudexulaotaitaijuranduziyouguleqilai,zheikezhendeshilaobanghuaizhu,xiqidejin!

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nianjidaleyouzayang?zankeshilaodangyizhuang!

xulaoyezizhanzailaoxujiatangwudemenkou,wangzhemianqianzhanzhedelianggeerzihesangeerxifu,haiyouneilianggerangtayiqianshifenbaobeidedasunzi。

“nimenniangyouhuaishangle!”

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“yihoua,zheiwuzililiwaiwaideshiqing,laodaxifuer,nidoutiaoqilai。”

“yaoshiyoushabudongde,zailaiwenniniang!”

“爹,我听您的!”

xulaodadexifuerzhoushitinglexulaoyezidehua,xiyoucanban。

xideshi,tazheisuanshiyoulezhangjiaquan。

youdeshi,popohuaishangle。zheiduzilibuguanshichuaizhegenanwahaishigenvwa,yihoupadoushilaoliangkoudexinganbaobei,jialiyoudeduogezuzong。

xulaoyeziwanquanmeizhuyidaodaerxifudejiujie。

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“好的,爹!”

lishixiaoshengdaying,mianshangbujiantaiduodeqingxu。

zuihou,xulaoyeziwangxianglesangeerxifulizuiburangrenshengxindexiaoerxifuwangshi。

王氏是真正的低嫁。

laoxujia,suanshigengduchuanjia。

sangeerzi,congxiaodouqujinguoxue。kexi,zhiyoulaosanxuyuanxuyouzheigedushudetianfen,xiaoxiaonianjibiantongguolexianshi、fushi,zhidaitongguoyuanshi,jiunengchengweixiucai。

yinweixuyuanxudedushutianfu,zheicainengqulexianchengshuxiangzhijiadedaxiaojiezuoxifuer。

kexideshi,xuyuanxuqueshisannianbuzhong。

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“老三媳妇儿!”

xulaoyezicaikaikou,wangshilikehengleyisheng,dao:“die,wo,ninjiubuyongdingzhule!”

“xianggonglainianyouyaokaoshile!”

“wodiezhiqianshaoleshuxinlai,shuoshizaixianchengyoumaileyizuoxiaoyuanzi,jiwogenxianggongzhuzhe。erxixianqianjiuxianggenninshuo,zhishiyizhimeixunzhejihui!”

wangshibalalayidunshuo,xulaoyezideliansejiuchenlexialai。

“zheijianshiqing,laosanzhidaome?”