第4章 一言不合就动手

“wei,niyoubinga!”sumuyueqibudayichulai。

tadeqichuangqihenda,youqishimeishuihaobeirenjiaoxingdeqingkuangxia,hunshenbeibingshuilindeshitou,yiguhanqizhichongtinei,rangtabuyoudeyigeduosuo。

mujintingshenshoujiangtalaxiachuang,henhendejiangtayibaguandaodishang。tadejunyanshangxiangshifugailewanniandehanbingyiban,chaofengdao:“zhenkanzainiwangriwenwanxianshudefenshangrangnianzuohuanghouzhiwei,meixiangdaonijingranshizheiyangyigedufu!”

sumuyuezuozaidishanglenglengxiaozhe:“huangshangshuochenqieshidufu,heyijiande?”

“nihaixiangjiaobian!zuorimanchaowenwujiezaichang,nidaohao,jileqingqingneimedayigexiamawei!xianzaisuoyourendouzaikanqingqingdexiaohua,qingqingcongzuoyedaoxianzaigaoshaobutui,huanghoudaohao,jingranshuidezheimeanwen!”mujintingdeyanzhongdaizhetaotiandenuqi,ruoshikeyi,tayidinghuihaobuyouyudifeidiaota,rangguqinglingzuohuanghou!

sumuyueqingqingxiaoqilai,sibuzaiyidao:“chenqiehaidangnimenzuotianfurongzhangnuanduchunxiao,gaolebantianhuangshangnidewenxiangruanyushengbingle。zezeze,yidianxiaoshidouhechengzheiyang。”

sumuyueqishen,yanjingzhizhidekanzheta,sixiaofeixiaodishuo,“zheiyangdanxiaodexingzi,jianglairuhezuonidehuanghou,ruhewengunidehougong?”

“ni!”mujintinglengzhu,talaizhiqianshexiangguozhongzhongsumuyuedefanying,wufeishitongkuliuti,guidichanhui,danshipianpianmeiyouxiangdaotahuishizheiyangyifulisuodangrandemoyang。

taqiji,shougaogaoditaiqiyouluoxia,yiwanjunzhili,henhendishanlesumuyueyigeerguang。

sumuyueyigeliejuyoudiehuizaidi,zhenggerenbeishandeyanmaojinxingtouhunnaozhang,haiweishuhaodezhangfazhezhuletadebanzhanglian,tacalecazuijiaodexue,jianglingluandefasibononghao,zuijiaoxiaoyibubian:“xiangbudaotangtanghuangdi,yeshiyiyanbuhejiudongshou。”

“qingqingyinweinidaoxianzaihaigaoshaobuxing,nifeidanmeiyouchanhuitongqingzhiyi,juranhaichuyanbuxunluojingxiashi!”mujintingdenuhuotaotiandizhizheta,“congqianyiweiniwenwanxianshu,xiangbudaoqingqingyilainijiubaolulebenxing,nizhenshichendezhuqi,jingranzhuanglezheimejiu,wohaizhenshixiaoqiaole!”

sumuyuetiaotiaomei,haobushiruodihuidao:“danwoquegaogunile,nvrenzhijiandeshiqingjingranxuyaoniyigenanrenlaichushou。”

“nibizui!”mujintingdebiaoqingxiangshiyitouxiongmengdeyeshouyiban,yixiangdaohunshenfatangtangzaichuangshangtongkubukandeqingqing,tahenbudejiangyanqiandezheigenvrensisui,tadabushangqian,shenshouhenhenqiazhusumuyuexianxidebojing。

“**!”mujintingdeshuangmujiyupenhuo,shoushangdelidaoyejianjianjiazhong,sumuyuecanbaidexiaolianzhujianbianchenglejianghongse,yishuangmeimushunjianbumanxuesi。

tazhengzhazhe,xinzhonglveguoyisikongju,zheihuangdibiebushizhenxiangbataqiasiba!

mujintingdeshoubingmeiyousongkai,takanzhesumuyuejinghuangdebiaoqing,xinzhongyongqiyizhen**,ruoshineng!tayidingjiangtahenhenqiasi!danshi——

“huangshang!shouxialiuqinga!”tadetieshenhuanguancoudaoerbiandishengquandao,“huanghoubunengsi。”

mujintingshenshenxiyikouqi,sihuxiangjiangxiongkoudefennuyazhixiaqu,yankanzhesumuyuebaiyanzhifan,tasongkaileshou。

sumuyuebaituolejingu,daliangdekongqishunshiyongjinxiongqiangli,tapazaidishang,dakoudehuxizhe,bojingshangdeneiyiquanxianhongdeqiahen,rangtalianhuadoubuganshuo。

“huanghoutingzhi——”mujintingkanzhepazaidishangjicuchuanxidesumuyue,manyancanku。

dianliyizhonggongrenqiqiguixia。

“fahuanghoumeiriquweiyanggongguishangsangeshichen,yizhiguidaolingguifeibingyuweizhi。”mujintingshuowan,fuxiuerqu。

“xiaojie!”yuzhudaizhekuqiangpushanglai,jiangyijianhouzhongdepifengpizaitashenshang。

sumuyuehuitou,jitayigeanxindeweixiao:“fangxin,wohenhao。”tadeshengyinrutongpoxuyiban,cugananting——mujintingganggangqiahuailetadesangzi。

yuzhukanzhesumuyuelianshangdexiao,rendingtashikuxiao。taxiangdaosumuyueqinglukankebushuo,haibeishouzhemo,buyoubeicongzhonglai,kushengyufadaqilai。

sumuyuetoutengdishuo:“qin,nengbunengkuxiaodiansheng。”

yuzhuguozhenjiangshengyinfangxiaolebushao,danshiyijiuleiliubuting。

sumuyuegengyiwanbihou,yizhishouzaiyipangdelaotaijianshangqianlai:“niangniang,zouba,huangshangdezhiyizaici,laonuweifanbude。”takanzhefengqigonglideyizhongren,yudaiaoman。

yuzhuqibudayichulai,ganjinmoleyanlei,henhencuileneigelaotaijianyikou:“gouzhangrenshidedongxi!”

laotaijianjianguodafengdalang,takanzheyuzhujiaoqiaodeliandan,yanzhongyinhendeguangmangyishanerguo,pixiaoroubuxiaodishuodao:“nucaikeshifenghuangshangdeminglingbanshi,zhiyuyangzhangdeshishei,yuzhuguniangyinggaihenqingchu。”yanxiazhiyi,tayangzhangdeshihuangshang。

yuzhuhaixiangshuoshenme,quebeisumuyueyibalanzhu,tadadafangfangdidiantou:“fanqinggonggongdailu。”

weiyanggongzaiqianmingdiandedongmian,yulenglengdefengqigongxiangbi,weiyanggongfanhuasijin,lianyipianzhuanwadoushijingdiaoxike。

“niangniang,jiushizheilile。”gongrendaizhetalaidaodadianmenqiandekongdishangguixia,meiyouruandian,meiyouyangsan,sumuyuedexigaiyingshengshengluozaiqingshibanpujiuchengdedimianshang,liangyiqingu。

tayangzhetou,daliangzheweiyanggong。

yanyagaozhuo,langyaomanhui,jingdiaoxihua,wuyibumei。shenzhilianzheilideyiduohua,yikeshu,douzhangxianzhemujintingduiguqinglingdechongai。

sumuyuebujinlengxiao,heweiliehuoyoupeng,yebuguoruci。

kediwangzhiainengyouduozhangjiu,suoweiyueyingzekui,pengdeduogao,jiushuaideduohen。

haihaozheigeshentidebenzhuyijingsiqu,buranzheichirendeshengongzhong,guangyouyipianshenqingruhenenggou?

sumuyuezhengxiangzhe,yipenlengshuidoutouerxia,hanlengchegu。