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我穿越成猪了。
cikewozhengtangzaigongnvhuailibaiwuliaolaidikanzhehuangdihetadefeiziliaotian，duineifeizipingtoulunzuleyifan，[buruwodenvshenyifei。]
皇帝端茶的手一顿。
女神是什么？
“bixia，keshichashuihaiyouxietang？”shufeishanjierenyidikaikou，jieguohuangdidechabei，“chenqietibixiachuichui。”
huabi，duanzhechabeiqingqingchuileqilai。
wobuyouehan，[wakao！wokanjianle！tuomoxingzi！haoexin，ou～]
shufeichuiwan，huangdijieguo，danshitazuijiaochouchuleyixia，zaiyemeibanfazhimianzheibeichale。
xiongdimen，woshizhendebuganxiangxin，zuoweiyimingerbanianhuagenzhengmiaohongdeshaonv，juranhuichuanyuechengyitouzhu！
chuanyuejiuchuanyueba，haishiyitouzhu！yitoujijiangbianchengkaoruzhudezhu！
xieyao，yihouchuanyuedeyoujiwojueduiyouwushucaodianketule。
woxianzaihenhuang，womashangjiuyaobeirenkaidaosongshangzhuole。
shuoqilai，kaoruzhushizenmezuodelaizhe？
wakaoxiongdimen！wozaiyebuxianqizhule！yuanlaiyizhixiaozhuzizijuranyouzheimeqiangdadedantiaonengli！
wo！chenggongdantiaoqibu！zaizhongduotaijiandebaoweizhixiachongchuleyushanfang！
tiana，zheijueduidapolewotiyukaoshidingdiantiaoyuandezuihaochengji！
wochongxiangdamen，fangfowendaoleziyoudefenfang。
taopaoshibai，huangdiyebuzhidaochoulenamenzifeng，juranpaolaiyushanfangdiancai。
taotuotaijianmendemozhua，wohaishiluoruleyulinjundezhuabuquantao。
wonulizhengzha，kanzheyuanchuchenianshangdehuangdipokoudama，“nizheishishenmepohuangdi，wodouyaopaochuqulebeiniderenyouzhuazhu！wohaishigebaobao，wobuxiangbianchengyidaocai，wuwuwu，mamawohaoxiangni......”
buzhidaoshibushiwokancuole，neigebenlaizaiheyushanfangzongguandiancaidehuangditaitoukanlewoyiyan。
我获救了兄弟们。
jiuwodehaishibeiwomadegouxuelintoudehuangdi。
wojuedingshouhuigangcaineixiehua，bijingduiwodejiumingenrenhaishideheyanyuesecaishi。
kanzheyushanfangzongguanchouchudebiaoqing，wojiumeirenzhudeyideyangleyangwodeqiantui，“xiaoyanger，xianzaiwokeshihuangdidezhu，wokanninashenmezhuwo。”
dui，meicuo。woxianzaideshenfenkeyishuoshiyifeichongtian，conggangcairenrennengqirudexiaozhuzaizichengweilehuangdideaichongxiaozhuzhu。
he，fengshuilunliuzhuan，sanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong！