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youyishuoyi，huangdidehougongzhendehaokana。
zheihuazheicaozheidiaolianghuadong。
wogenxiangxiatubaozijinchengyiyang，zhenggerenxingfendidaochukan。
daoshufeigonglideshihoucaimianqianglengjingxialai。
zhihoujiushihuangdixianggegongjurenyiyanglixingheshufeiliaotian，erwobaiwuliaolaididaizaichuntaodehuailitouchiguogan。
shufeidabandejiaoqiaokeren，neijiaodididihanzhe“bixia”，tingdewodouqileyishenjipigeda。
wozixidaliang，zuihoumanyidedechuyigejielun：[buruwodenvshenliuyifei。]
女神是什么？
huangdiruoyousuosi，kanxiangshufeideyanshendailetanjiu。
shufeiqinzizhencha，dongzuoxingyunliushuishuobuchulaideyouya。taduanjihuangdizhiqianteyichuileyizhenzi，“bixia，zheichalvetang，chenqiebangninchuichui，qiahaonengrukou。”
womuduquancheng，guoganyebuchile，zaixinlifengkuanghaojiao。
[wokao！wokanjianle！tuomoxingzifeijinqule！yue～haoexin。]
huangdigangjiedaochabei，yishijianheyebushi，buheyebushi。
wohaizaiaoaojiao，sushuogangcaideyimuduizijiyouxiaodexinlingzaochengleduodadexinliyinying，haijulilehaojigeexindeshiqing，yuexiangyueexin。
exinguohoujiukaishichiguoganyayajing。
bieshuo，zheigudaimeiyoutianjiajideguoganjiushihaochi。
shufeishiluodeniezhuyijiao，“bixia，keshichenqiedecharangbixiabumanyile？”
“zhen......jinriyinshuiguoduo，youxiebaozhangle，hebuxiale。”
好尴尬。
huangdidaizhexujiadexiao，qiaoqiaodekouleyixiazhuojiao。
shufeiluchushanjierenyidexiao，“daoshichenqiewangjijinritianqiyanre，hegaiduohexieliangchacaishi。”
huangdidiandiantou，jiaojinnaozhikaishixianghuati。
aoguoyigeshichenjiumashangliu，tabuxiangjixudaizaizheilile，taxianghuiqukanzouzhe。
wokanzhehuangdiheshufeiqilerongrong，[taliangshashihoukaishibanshia？banshideshihouwoshibushinengqiaoqiaokanyixia？xianghuangdizheizhongshenfende，huibuhuiyaoqiushufeizijilai？]
shufeikanqilaishencaijiuhenhaoa，neixiyao，neizhangtui......
唉，当皇帝真爽啊。
hougongjialisanqian，shayangdemeinvmeiyou？
guanjianshi，doushuyuta......
好爽。
guangshixiangxiangjiuliuhalazile。
huangdizheiyicimeiyoudaigouyigeshichen，haimeiyoubangeshichentajiudaizhetadeaichongxiaozhuzhuluohuangertao。
wokanzhetalijitoushenpizouzheshiyezhizhong，kaishihuaiyihuangdidexingquxiang，bingqiezonghetaheshufeiliaotiandeneirongdadanfenxi。
[wonengbunenghuachengrenxingni？]wogongdaohuangdidemaobijiazi，maobishuaileyidi，xiangzhezheiyangkeyibangtajianqingkanzouzhedefudan，[yaoshinengbianhuiren，wokendingdexianconghuangdizheiligaodianqian，ranhouyanggeshigebagemeinanzi。]
huangdirouleroutaiyangxue，zhijuedezijidesanguanzaijintiansuidechabuduole。