tuzhimingxinzhongyiruan,daolekangbianqingshouqingjiaodepuhaoleruzi。
ranhoulanzhexiuzhideyaohetui,bataqingqingfangdaoleruzishang,gaihaolebeizi。
lixiuzhixingle,dayanjinghushanhushandede,lianshangyizhenhongyun。
tayouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao“nikanwo,youxietaileile,luzishangwojiniliuleyipenreshui,nixixilianzaitangtangjiaoba!”
meiyouhaipa,meiyoujingkong,zhiyoumanmandexinren。
tuzhimingdexinzangjulietiaodonglejixia,xiaozheshuodao:“nizaiduoshuihuier,wojinizuohaochide!”
lixiuzhiyaoyaotou,qingqingxiankaibeizi,zuoqileshen。
shuodao:“woshangwuchidehenbao,xianzaiyidianeryebue,wojuedewoyoukeyiesantianle。”
tuzhimingbaluzishangdetongpenbandaoyibian,tianshanglejikuaimafen,ranhoushuodao:“nigenzhewokenenghuishouku,danjuebuhuiaie,zheiyidiannikeyifangxin!”
xiuzhichuanshangpoledongdexiezi,zoudaolezhimingshenbian,manmandunxiashenshuodao:“zhiyaonibudawo,wobupachiku,woyuanyihenichiyibeizideku。”
tuzhimingtaiyankanlekanta,tademuguangjingying,xiangyekonglimianzuiliangdexingxing。
tazhanyanyixiaodao:“hewochiyibeiziku,bushitaiduibuqinileme?”
“duibuqiwo?”lixiuzhishengyingengyanqilaile,“wominghao!”
tuzhimingyileng,kanzhetadeyanjingwendao:“weishenmezheimeshuo?”
“wozaokanchulaile,nishigehaoren!”
shuowantazaiyerenbuzhu,liangxingqingleiliulexialai。
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guopianzituimenchuanglejinlai。
chuanzhecuqishuo:“haole,wojiubuheniyikou,shuizongderangwoheyikouba!zhengouqiang,zheiyitian,jiaobuzhandilaihuipaolesanshililu。”
shuozhecongshuigangliyaoleyipiaoshuigudonggudongdehewan,yongshoubazuiyimo,zhangzhangde“hai”leyisheng。
dingjingkanleyancanghuangzhanqilaidelixiuzhi,faxianletalianshangdeleihen。
kaikoudao:“nizheiyatouzenmehaikule?zenme,houhuila?wogennijiang,biekanzhimingshenfenteshu,ketashizhishifenzi,renpinyehao,nijiajitabuchikui!”
lixiuzhilianmangzhaolianshangcaleliangba,xiusedeshuodao:“dashu,ninwuhuile,wobushibuyuanyi。wogangcaixiangqiyiqiandekuchuzheicaidiaoleyanlei,rangninjianxiaole!”
“zuihaoshizheiyang。”guopianzilianshanghuaiyizhisebujian,congkoudailitaochuleliangzhanghongzhi,“pa”deyixiawangkangyanshangyipaishuodao,“houhuiyebuxingle!zhengmingwodoukailaile,zheikeshifalv。falv,nidongbudong?zheishiwoxinxinkukubangnimendailingde,nimenyaoshituidiaobugan,neikejiutaibugouyisile,tingjianma?”
lixiuzhilianlianbaishoujieshidao:“dashu,ninzhendewuhuile!wo……woyuanyi!”
guopianzizheicaixiaoleqilai,yibianwangmenwaizou,yibiandao,“neijiuhao,nimenhaohaoguoba!mingnianyoulepangxiaozi,kebiewangleqingwohexijiua!”
tuzhiminggenzhesongchumenwai,xiaozhezaiguopianzijianbangshangpaileyixia,shuodao:“pianzige,nibangwozheimedademang,yigexieziwoshuobuchukou,yebuyongdenghewoerzidexijiu,gaitianwoyidingqingni!”
guopianzixiaorongcanlan,“xing,wozheiyesuanniliangdemeirenle,chiniyibeijiubusuanyuanwang,wojiudengzhenile!”
yiqunbiqinglianzhongdehaiziweizaimenkoukanrenao,guopianzishenchushuangshouhonggan,“kansha?kansha?yigegebiqinglianzhongdechouyangzi,meijianguonimahenidiejiehuna?huiquwennidiegennimaqu,zou!zou!zou!”
nongcunxiaohaizijiuzheiyang,dawanjiabujichou,yihuierjiuwang,xianzaizaojiuhehaoruchule,tingguopianziqugan,xiaozhe、hanzhepaokaile。
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zhongxinhuidaowuli,lixiuzhizhengnazhejiehunzhengmingxikan,kanlebantian,hongzheliannadaoletuzhimingshenbian,zhizheshangmiandezidao,“ninengbangwoniannianme?wozhishangdaolexiaoxuesinianji,youhaoduogezierwodouburenshi!”
tuzhiminghelixiuzhibingpaizuozaikangyanshang,tuzhimingzhizheshangmianyipaihongsedezidudao:“zuigaozhishi,yaodousipixiu。yiqiegemingduiwuliderendouyaohuxiangguanxin,huxiangaihu,huxiangbangzhu。”
jiezhezhizhexiamiandeheisezidudao:“jiehunzheng,tuzhimingnanyulixiuzhinvziyuanjiehun,jingshenchaheyuzhonghuarenmingongheguohunyinfaguanyujiehundeguiding,tefacizheng。nianyueri,moumourenmingongshe。”
duwanzhihou,lixiuzhixiaoleqilai,tuzhimingzheicaifaxian,zheiyatoujingranyouliangkekeaidexiaohuya。
“nixiaoshenme?”tuzhimingwendao。
lixiuzhiwuzhezuidao:“yuanlainixingtua,woyizhitingneigedashuguannijiaozhiming,wodoubuzhidaonixingshenme!”
tuzhimingzheicaihuangrandawu,liangrenrenshikuaiyitianle,zheihundoujiele,zhengdoulingle,jingranwangjilehuxiangjieshao。
这个可真是好玩了。