剧本你耍我!

“xiaojieshuosuan,neijiusuan。”

“aaaaa——”xiaomeijingkongdikanzhechuangshang“fafeng”dexiaojie,houtuijibudao:“xiaojie,ninzheishizen、zenmele...?”

怎么了?

tazuotiannaozichouleawenduhengneigehua!

bierenrenzhenhuidaqilaitajingranmeihuajiangle,dingzhezhangdahonglianbeiduhengkandemingmingbaibai!

“nixiaojiediusirenle。”naodaishenshenmaizaizhentouxia,“yaoshizuomengjiuhaole。”

shuoshihua,taduiduhengyizhiyouhenfuzadeqinggan。

zhiqian,tashiwanjia,ziranshihenxihuanduhengzheigezhujiao,buranyebuhuiwandaofanban。

xianzai,tayouzhuyudejiyihebufenqinggan,duinanzhuqueyouyoulexieyane。

haoganhetaoyan,tahaoxiangyaojingshenfenliele。

gujiduhengyejuedetafengleba。

“neige,liuruoneibianxianzaishenmeqingkuang?”

“xiaojie,wohuilaideshihoukandaole!liuruokandaoxuelinlindezhubairui,chadianmeidangchangyunguoqu!tinglaisongrendetaijianshuotazaigonglihehuangzi**,jingdamazhebatamenganzoule!zheikeshizhanggongzhudianxiapailaiderena!”

“tinghao,zixunsilu。”

“xiaomei,jiwohuayigeqiaocuidiandezhuangrong,mashangjiugaijiaowoqudingzuile。”zhuyudao,“haiyou,dafukaideneigeyaofang,jiwo。”

yaofangshangxiede,zhengshineierhuangzideguominliangyao,zhubairuishiwanwanmeixiangdao,zijicongwozheiqinglaideshenyi,jiushigonglide。

huangzhizaizhuhuozhongjiansanhuijin,yiqiedezhengjuyijixiaohui,zheiyiju,tasuanshiduoguoqule。

“shichendaole,womenzou。”zhuyumanyidikanzhejingzili“kelian”deziji,zheifujingxiang,jiujingshisheibeiqiruleni?

zhubairui,nizuihaocongmingxie。

“laoye,daxiaojielaile。”

zhuyutajinmenjianneiyikejiutingdaoxixililidekuqisheng,guoran,zhubairuigezheidiandaoheibaini。

“fuqin。”weixingyilihou,zhuyusaoshiyizhou,zhongrendounumuershi,zhenshisicengxiangshidechangjing,suoyourendoujuedetashizuiren。

“bairui,nilaishuo。”liuruoyaoyashuodao,zhijianneiquezhejiaodezhubairuitanzuozaidishang,kuhandao:“wolaiyuhuayuansanxinpengdaojiejie,quemeixiangdaotazaiheerhuangzixinggouqiezhishi,beiwofaxianyihoujiejiejiubaerhuangzishenshangdeyaogaojieshimodaowoyishanshang!!!”

haohuibian,jubennilaixiehaoba。

“fuqin,zhanggongzhudianxiazixishenchahoudechudejieguo,nandaofuqinbuxiangxinma?”zhuyuguizaitashenpang,qidingshenxiandao,“erqie,jiusuanzhendeshiwozaixinggouqiezhishi,tongweizhujianvzi,weihemeimeiyaojizhejiefawo,diuzhufudelianmianni?”

zhulaotaiyitingzheihua,shuaishouyigechabeijiuzadaozhubairuijiaobian,nuhedao:“hunzhangdongxi!nizhishuonijiejiewuxiannihuinimingyu,neiniyoubazhujiademingyufangzainali?!!!”

zhubairuikudeqican,queyouturanshuodao:“zuotiandushiweiyezaichang,tanengzhengmingwoshuodehuashizhende!!!”

“duheng?”zhuyudao,“meimeikebiewangle,tashouleyidaobianxing,zaiyangshang。”

“wufang,wonengzuozheng。”

“daxiaojieyanhuituzhongzhouranlichang,duozaijiashanhoumian,erxiaojiekuaiyaobeiqinfanshicaichulaixiangjiu,quezijibeibandaoshuaizaierhuangzishenshang。”

鸦雀无声。

zhuyudezhangxinbeizhijianchuochulexue,neirenjiuzhanzaimenkou,haishiyixiheiyi,buguojigeshichen,kantadeshenqingjingyoubianchengleneimoyang。

该死的剧本。

“fuqin!nikan,dushiweishuodaodoushizhende!shizhuyutaguhuozhongren,mingmingshoushangdeshiwoa!”zhubairuiyandishanguoxise,huangmangpadaozhufujiaobian,zuilijujuxuyan,zhizhizhuyudehuangyan。

zhuyuyijingtingbujianrenherenshuohua,zhijidehunshensidiaorubingkuyibanhanliang,duhengyizhimeiyoukanta,neishuangyanmouqueshidaiyoulianxidizhushizhezhubairui,tamen,caixiangyiduiluonandewangzihegongzhu。

tajiushineigeerenshiba?

“jingransuoyourendouzheimeshuo,neinverwuhuakeshuo。fuqindanqingfaba,fulijinshixuweizhiren,wobunengbazhenxiangxuanzhiyukou,renpingchuzhi。”

zhufuqidehuzidouzaizhandou,haojiucaibiechulaijigezi,“niezhang!lairen,jiwodatasanshidaban,buzhuntachuyuanziyibu!”

“mingbai。”zhuyumianwubiaoqingdizouchumen,yingshangduhengjingyayihuodeshenqingshi,xiaoshengdao:“duheng,nizhenshigelaji。”

sanshidaban,meiyibandoudadexiangcheyuanluo,zuijiaosihushenchulexue,xingtiandeshitaxianzaiweiyidezhijue。

xinshoucunmeiyoushanghai,daoyeshihaoshi,renpingtamendachuxuerouzhanfang,tayemeiyousihaotonggan。

“dawanle?”zhuyujiaojiandezhanqilai,jubanzidexiarenkanguisidekanzheta,beishangxianxuelinli,jingranhaimianwubiaoqingdizoule,guaiwua!!

pianjian,caishizhenzhengdeguaiwu。

wunei,xiaomeikukutitidijitashangyao,beishangmeiyichudoushijingxindongpo,“zheinalishichengfa!hetianlaoyoushenmequbie?xiaojie,zheiduhengnijiubugaijiu!”

zhuyunaodaifangkong,dandanxiaodao:“xiaomei,nixiangxinmingdingma?”

“buxiangxin!”xiaoguniangshouzhuleihua,qigugushuodao,zhuyuhuanxiaxueyejinshideyishang,dao:“neiwojiuqudasuita。”

shenmegoupijuben,laoniangbuyaonile!

duhengyizhizhanzaimenwai,xinlixiangshiyaleyikuaizhongshi,zhixiyoujuewang。tabuzhidaoweishenmehuiturangaofazhuyu,buzhidaoweishenmehuiduizhubairuiyoulianxizhiqing,gengtongkudeshi,taturanduizhuyuyoulehenyi,zaiweiruodeganqingxiamengshengdehen,xiangyigenzhangmaozhazaitaxinkou。

“zhuyu,nishuodehuawotingbudong,kewoxiangyaoqulejieni。”

meicuo,zheijiushijubendaijizhuyudejingxi,zaijingliguogongyanyinanhou,tahuodele“zhenxin”xiangnangyijian,keyixuanzeyiren,ruciyilaineirendexinlisuoxiangbiannengtongshichuandaotanaohaili。

他选择了祝余。

jubenli,zheigexiangnangdaozuihoucaihuichuchang,pingjiezheigeshenzhidiwangxinxudeduheng,zaigongbianliqingeryijunaxiahuangwei。

juqing,qishiyijingchaozhexindefangxiangpianyi。

“小姐。”

zhuyuyizhen,chuangdanbeitazhuaichuzhezhou,xiaomeidanyoudikanzheyanmoutonghongdezhuyu,dashengdao:“dushiweiquxunerxiaojiebianshi,buyaozailaizhaowomenxiaojie!”

“......zhuyu,nixiangqunali?”

liansedabian,mumenbeiyixiadakai,zhuyukanzhetadeshuangmou,lengshengdao:“xiaomei,nixianxiaqu。”

“可是小姐...”

“下去!”

duhenghuanbuzhanzaitamianqian,coujindao:“zhuyu,nizaineigeshijieyeshizheigemingzima?”

“hong”deyishengsiwuleihongding,zhuyuzhuazhutadeyixiu,dao:“nishenmeyisi?”

“xiaojie,wodouzhidaole。”

“你怕我会杀你。”

我靠了。

nanzhujingran...tingdejiantadexinsheng???!!!