“噗！”
“chouxiaozi，nishuoshenme？”
zhanganchengwai，yichunongjiaxiaoyuanzhong，zhengzaichizhehuoguodelier，zaitingdaolingtianneiyifanjingtianhuayuhou，yixiameirenzhu，yikoupenlechulai。
suihou，liangyanzhizhidedengzhelingtian，hedao“chouxiaozi，nipashifengleba！”
“造反？”
“nikezhidaozaofandedaijiashishenmema？”
“niruoshichenggonglehaihao，danfanyaoshishibaile，zijishensihaishixiaoshi，gaobuhaohaidelaiyigezhujiuzu，daoshihounideneixieqinrenpengyou，kejiuyaogenzheniyiqizaoyangle。”
“况且！”
shuodaozheili，lierpieleyiyanzhengzaichizheroupiandelingtian，suijishuodao“nizheichouxiaozipingshenmezaofanni？nishiyouqianni？haishiyoulianga？”
“zaiyouyidianjiushi，nishouzhongyoujunduima？”
“yidatangdiguoxianrujindeshili，niruoxiangyaozaofan，meiyougeersanshiwandajun，neishijihubukenengde，jiusuanshiyouzugoudejundui，nishoudixiayounenggoutongshuaidajunderenma？”
“xingjundazhankebushinaozhewande，youqishizheizhongdabingtuanzuozhan。”
“ruoshimeiyouyigenenggoutongshuaiquanjunderencai，jiusuanshiyouersanshiwandajun，xiangyaoyunzhuanqilai，neiyeshifeichangkunnande。”
“zheixiedoubushizuizhongyaode，zuizhongyaodeyidianshi，nizaofandeshichuyoumingcaixing。”
“kerujintianxiataiping，laobaixingkebuhuigennizaofan。”
“chouxiaozi，nigaibuhuishizaimenglizaofanba！”
“那没准还行！”
“嘿嘿！”
tingdaolierzheihua，lingtianweiweiyixiaodao“laotang，meixiangdaoniduizaofanzheigeliucheng，haishitingshuxidema？mofeiniyeyouguoyaozaofandedasuan。”
“去！”
“chouxiaozi，yibianqu！”
“woshichilefanmeishigan，haishinaozichoule，caihuiyouzaofandexiangfa，kuangqie，dangchaodezheiweitianzi，keshiyiweiaiminruzidehaohuangdi，woxiangxinzaitadedailingzhixia，zanmendatangdiguojianghuiyuelaiyueqiangsheng，laobaixingdeshenghuojianghuiyuelaiyuehao。”
“chouxiaozi，nandaonimeiyoukandaoyigejijiangdaolaideshengshima？”lieryilianjidongdeshuodao
“laotang，nishuodemeicuo，lierqueshishiyigehaohuangdi。”
“但是吧！”
huafengyizhuan，lingtianyouxiewunaideshuodao“laotang，woyoubudebuzaofandeliyou。”
“ng？budebuzaofandeliyou。”
“shaliyoua！”lierrenbuzhuwendao
“woyousangebixudenongsidechouren，danzheisangechourendeshilidoufeichangdeqiangda，zaizhengchangdeqingkuangxia，wogenbenjiubaobulechou。”
“ruoshizaofandehua，meizhunhaiyoukenengnongsiqizhongyiliangge。”lingtianyilianjiandingdeshuodao
“shiliqiangdadechouren，doushisheini？tamenzhizhong，gaibuhuiyoudeshihuangqinguoqiba！”lierxiayishiwendao，yaoshizhenzheiyang，kejiubuhaobanle。
“没错！”
“jiushihuangqinguoqi，erqiehaibushiyibandehuangqinguoqi。”
“laotang，niyebushiwairen。”
“wojiudougennishuoleba！”
“wodediyigechourenshizhangsunwujideerzizhangsunchong，wodediergechouren，naishiqinghecuishideshaojiazhu，zhiyudisangerenma？”
“bushibieren，zhengshidatanghuangdilierdeerziweiwanglitai。”lingtianshuodao
“什么？”
tingdaolingtianzheihuadeshunjian，lierxinzhonggedengleyixia。
jinguanzaizheizhiqian，tajiuyijingyoulecaice，meixiangdaozheiqizhonghaizhenyoutaerzia！
这下可咋整呢？
“咕噜！”
lieryouyuleyixia，suijiwendao“chouxiaozi，nengbunenggenwoshuoyixia，tamenzheijigerendouzenmedezuileni，nifeidenongsitamenbuke，youmeiyouhuanhedeyudini？”
“xianshuozhangsunchongzheigegoudongxiba！”
“qunianbushihuifulekejukaoshima？wojiuxiangzhequchangshiyixia，yiwodecaihua，jiusuannabudaozhuangyuan，bangyan，yihuozheshitanhua，yinggaishimeishenmewentiba！”
“对啊！”
“yinizheigechouxiaozidecaihua，qiansanyinggaishimeiwentide。”lierlianmangshuodao，bierenbuzhidaolingtiandecaihua，takeshihenqingchude。
bijing，suikouyishuoneibianshiqiangumingju，zailiersuojianguodenianqingrenlimian，jihushimeiyousheinenggoubilingtiangengqiangde，jirantacanjialekejukaoshi，weihebangshangwumingni？
忽然！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，lierxiangdaoleyijianshiqing。
quniandezhuangyuanmaosishizhangsunchongneigejiahuo，dangshilierhaiyouxieqiguai，zhangsunchongshenmeshihouyouzheiyangdecainengle，lianxiangdaolingtianyaonongsiderenlimianyouzhangsunchong，lierxiayishidewendao“chouxiaozi，gaibuhuishizhangsunchongdingtilenidezhuangyuanba！”
“没错！”
“jiushizheigegoudongxi，dingtilewodezhuangyuanzhiwei。”
“diechuqiansanzhilie，wokeyijieshou，dangshizhenggebangdanshangmianjishigeren，doumeiyouwodemingzi，zheiqizhongjueduiyouwenti。”
“woyeshizaiyicijiyuanqiaohedeqingkuangxia，yuanlaiyourenqiequlewodewenzhang。”
“neigerenjiushizhangsunjiadedagongzizhangsunchong，erqie，zheijianshiqing，weiwanglitaineigesipangziyecanyudaoleqizhong。”
“yigeshilierzuixihuandeerzi，yigeshizhangsunhuanghouzuixihuandewaisheng。”
“zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，woruoxiangyaobaochou，jihushibukenengde，jiusuantalierzaizenmeaiminruzi，yeshiyouzijidesixin，jueduibukenengweileyigepingmin，erchufazijideerzihewaishengde，laotang，nishuoshiba！”lingtianwendao
“这个嘛？”
“yebuyiding，wanyiyaoshibixiachufalezheilianggerenni？”lierlianmangshuodao
“呵呵！”
lingtianyishenglengxiaodao“laotang，nijuedezheikenengma？zuiguanjiandeshi，suoyoudezhengjudouyijingbeitamenjixiaohuile，wodaoshihouqugaoyuzhuang，yaoshinabuchuzhengjulai，zenmeban？”
“jiusuanshiyouzhengju，nijuedewonenggoujiandaobixiama？”
“zhangsunwujikeweishiquanqingchaoye，neigenbenjiubushiwonenggouzhaoreqide，gengbuyongshuohaiyouweiwanglitaizheigesipangzi。”
shuodaozheili，lingtianneijiaoyigeqifen，kandelierneijiaoyigeganga。
“而且！”
“haibuzhiruci，zhangsunchonghelitaizheilianggewangbadan，zaizhidaowoyijingzhidaoletamenqiequwochengjidezhenxianghou，hailaiweixiewo。”
“ruoshiwoganjiangzheijianshiqingshenzhangchuqu，tamenjiuyaowobudehaosi。”
“erqie，haiyaorangwomenzheiyigecunjibaihaorenyiqigenwopeizang，laotang，nishuowonengfangguozheilianggewangbadanma？”lingtianyilianqifendeshuodao
“咳咳！”
“xianbushuozheilianggexiaowangbadanle，nigenqinghecuishi，youshishenmeqingkuang？”lierwendao
“laotang，buzhidaonitingshuoguoqinghecuishizuijingaochulaideneigexinzhima？budanzhiliangbiyiqiandezhizhanggenghaole，erqiezhizhanghaigengbai，youqishizaojiagengdile。”lingtianwendao
“知道啊！”
“jiushiyinweizheizhongxinzhidedansheng，rangtamenqinghecuishi，budanzaitianxiawenrenzhongdediweigengshangyicenglou，gengshirangtamenhenhendezhuanleyidabi。”
“嗯？”
xiayike，lierlianseweiweiyibian，suijiwendao“chouxiaozi，zheizhongxindezhi，gaibuhuishinigaochulaideba！”
“meicuo，jiushiwogaochulaide。”
“danshibeiqinghecuishizheiqunwangbadanjiqiangzoule，nishuowonengbuqifenma？”lingtianshuodao
“chouxiaozi，bieguaiwomeiyoutixingni，qinghecuishineikeshiwuxingqiwangzhishou，zaidatangyouzhefeichangjuzuqingzhongdediwei，jiusuanshidangjintianzi，yebuganshuodongjiunengdongqinghecuishi。”
“nijibianshizaofanchenggongle，yebujiandenenggoubaochou。”liershuodao
“嘿嘿！”
xiayike，lingtianweiweiyixiaodao“laotang，neinijiubuzhidaoleba！buguanwoyoumeiyouzaofanchenggong，zhiyaowozaofanle，neitamenqinghecuishijiukendingshiwanduzile。”
“呃！”
“weiheni？”lierbujiedewendao
“ruguowozaofanchenggongle，neiwokendinghuinongsitamenzheiyijia，wocaibuguantamenqinghecuishiyoushenmeyingxiangli，wojiuzhishibaochoueryi。”
“danruguowozaofanshibaile，yiwogentamenqinghecuijiadeguanxi，zhujiuzudeshihou，jueduikeyibatamencuijiayesuandaolimiande，bijingwomenlingjia，hetamenqinghecuishizhijian，keshiyouzheqiansiwanlvdeguanxi，tamenzenmedouzaijiuzuzhinei。”lingtianyilianwanweidexiaodao
“我去！”
“这……这！”
tingdaolingtianzheihua，lierdunshilengzaileyuandi，yanshenyouxiebukesiyidekanzhelingtian，zenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，lingtianjingranbengdachulaiyigezheiyangdeliyou。
chayidian，rangliermeiyoufanyingguolai。
“不对啊！”
xiayike，lierwendao“jiusuanzaofanshizhujiuzudedazui，xiangyaoyicilaiduifuqinghecuishizheizhongdajiazu，dangjintianziyebuyidinghuizhulianguoqu。”
“hahaha，neijiandana！”
lingtianxiaodao“ruoshiwozaofanshibai，luodaolelierdeshouli，dengtaguolaishenwenwo，wojiushuoshiqinghecuishijiwotigongdeqianlianghebingma。”
“ruguowocaidebucuo，liergujizaojiuyouduishijiaxiashoudedasuan，zhibuguotameiyouheshideliyouhejiekou，zheibu，youlezheigeliyou，zugouleba！”
“这小子！”
tingdaolingtianzheihuadeshunjian，lierxinzhonggedengleyixia。
怎么可能啊！
zheigechouxiaozi，jingranzhidaotadexiangfa，jiusuanshitadexinfufangxuanling，zhangsunwujizheixierenyedoubuzhidao，tayouzheiyangdexiangfa。
“而且！”
xiayike，lingtianliezuiyixiaodao“daosihuwohaikeyizaipanyaoyixia，shuoweiwanglitaizheigesipangzi，yeanzhongzhichiguowo，jiwotigongleyibufendekaijia，haiyouzhangsunchongzheigewangbadan，anzhongzuoguowodemuliao。”
“laotang，nishuodaoshihouhuizayangni？”
“这……这！”
zaitingdaolingtianzheifanhuahou，lierzuijiaorenbuzhuchouchuleyixia。
chouxiaozizheiyizhao，haizhendeshigouyinsuna！
shenhuxileyikouqihou，suijishuqiledamuzhi，shuodao“chouxiaozi，nizheiyizhaogoujue。”
“buguo，woquannihaishifangqizheigexiangfaba！”
“nikannixianzaiguodezheigerizi，guodeneijiaoyigexiaosa，fanzhengzaiwokanlai，jiusuanshiyixiewanggongguizudeshenghuo，doubujiandebinigenghao。”
“那是！”
tingdaozheihua，lingtiandunshiyouxiedeyideshuodao“laotang，nizheihuajiushuoduile，bieshuoyixiewanggongguizu，jiusuanshitalierzheiweihuangdideshenghuo，yebujiandebiwogenghao。”
“dangranle，talaopobiwoduo，yeshenghuobiwofengfuyidian，youyouzhangsunhuanghouzheimexianhuideqizizheiyidian，wobibushangzhiwai，qitadefangmian，woshibilieryaoxiaosaduole。”
“对啊！”
“jiranruci，neinihaifeideyongtongguiyujinzheizhongfangshibaochou，zheiduobuzhidanga！”
“还是活着好啊！”
“erqie，zuiguanjiandeshi，zheiyiqiedoubuguozhishinidexiangxiangeryi，nigenbenjiumeiyouzaofandejichu，haishineijuhua，nideqian，nideliang，nidejunduini？”lierwendao
“youzheigeweijichu，nicaiyouzigezaofan。”
“ruoshimeiyoudehua，nihouxudeneixiejihua，genbenjiushizhanbuchulai。”
“军队？”
“hehe，youwohoushancunzheiliangbaiduocunminjiuzugoule。”
zaikandaolieryanshenzhongneiyisichaofenghou，lingtianzuijiaoweiweishangyang，lianshangluchuleyisiwanweidexiaorong，shuodao“laotang，nishibushijuedewozaidouniwanni？”
“neinikezhidao，woshouzhongkeshizhangwozhezhenli。”
“youzhenlizaishou，wozhixuyaoyibairen，shenzhiyuzheiyibairen，doubuxuyaoshineizhongbaizhandelaobing，zhiyaoshiyouxingdongnengliderenjiuxing，jiusuanshiwuliushisuidedaye，jiunenggouqingqingsongsongdegandiaolierdexuanjiajun。”lingtianxiaodao
“chouxiaozi，nigaibuhuishixiangbaochouxiangfengleba！”
“yibairen，haiwuliushisuidelaodaye，jiupingtamenshouzhongzhangwozhezhenli，shenmezhenli，nengyouzheibanqiangdani？haixiangyaogandiaobixiashouzhong，zuiweijingruideneiyizhixuanjiajun，nizhidaoxuanjiajunshishenmeyangdecunzaima，nipabushizaidouwoba！”lierchaofengdao
“laotang，nibuxinshiba！”
“也对！”
“duiyunizheizhongmeiyoujianshideren，zenmekenengzhidaozhenlideqiangdani？”
“ganbugangenwodayigedu，zainijianshidaozhenlideqiangdazhihou，ziranjiuhuizhidao，zaiwodezhenliqianmian，xuanjiajunshayebushi。”
“zenmeyang？ganbugandu？”lingtianyilianwanweideshuodao
“好！”
lierdashouyipai，suijishuodao“wojiugennidule，chouxiaozi，ruguonishuledehua，congjinwanghou，jiubudezaiyouzaofandexiangfa，jiwolaolaoshishidedaizhe，ruhe？”
“好，可以。”
“laotang，neiruguonishuleni？”lingtianfanwendao
“ruguowoshule，neiwodaoshihoujinizhaoyigexiaoxifu，ruhe？”lierxiaodao
“laotang，neiganqinghaoa！”
“jiranruci，neizanmenjiuzheimeshuodingle。”
“zouba！zheigedifangtaixiaole，wodezhenlikenengzhanshibuchulai，zanmenquhoushanba！neigedifangbijiaokongkuang，zhenghaokeyinalaiyanzhengzhenlideqiangda。”lingtianxiaodao