“qishiwomenzheiyebucuode，wanzaixingcheng，shizaitanzhou，womenzheihaochidehenduo，ruguobupaladehua，nidoukeyichangshiyixia。”
chenxuyouhuozhejiangyunjin，tayijingkanchulejiangyunjinchihuodebenzhi。
sihukanchulechenxudexianeyongxin，jiangyunjinzhoulezhouqiongbi。
“heng，huaidan，bieyiweiwobunengchila，wowaipokeshixinanren，womamazuocaiyeshifanglajiaode。”╭(╯^╰)╮
（xinanshizhejiangquzhoudegucheng，kaojinjiangxi，jibenshangshizhejiangweiyiyigechiladedifang，quzhoucaishuyubadacaixizhiyizhecaitixilide，danyouyoubieyuhangbangcai，biejuyigehenyouzijidetese，tebieshizuijinjinian，zaihangzhoudequzhoucaiguanyuelaiyueduo，fazhantebiedexunsu，quhangzhoulvyoudekeyizhaojijiaquzhoucaiguanshishi，jueduibuhuishiwang。）
tingdaojiangyunjinwaiposhixinande，chenxujiuzhidaozijidesuanpanyaoluokongle，guaibudezuoweichihuodeta，zheimedeyoushiwukong。
yaozhidaozuoweichihuodiguoderen，quanguogediyoutaiduotaiduohaochidedongxile，danruguobunengchiladehua，zheiduichihuomenlaishuo，zhenshiyigejudadesunshi，suiranlabushuyuweijue，ershishuyutongjue。
“hehe，neishinimeichiguowomenzheideduojiaoyutou，womenzheiyoujiadiandeduojiaoyutoushangguoguoyan，youjihuidainimenshishi。”taixiaozhangle，zheibunengrena，chenxudasuanjitashangyike。
“haoa，neijiushuodingle，womenlagou，nibuxufanhui。”jiangyunjinhaiziqideshenchulexiaomuzhi
chenxuyeraoyouxingqudeshenchulexiaomuzhi。
“lagou，shangdiao，yibainianbuxubian，sheibiansheishixiaogou。”
kanzheliangrenhaiziqidelagou，xiaoxiayijingbuxiangduoshuoshenmele，suitaquba，fanzhengjiangyunjinyijinghaowumingxingxingxiangkeyanle。
╮（╯＿╰）╭
“neinimenzheihaiyoushenmehaowandea。”jiangyunjinlaizheiliyeyouhaojitianle，yizhidouzaipaixihaimeidaochuzhuanguo。
“zaiwokanlaiyejiuzheiyangba，lvyouma，bujiushicongzijidainidedifang，qukanbierendainidedifangme。”chenxuwuqudeshuodao
“a，jiumeiyouhaowandehaokandema？”jiangyunjinyouxieshiwang
“ng……chulehongsejingdianwai，yanjiangfengguangdaibucuo，wanshanghuozhezaoshangdeshihoukeyiqukankan，haiyouyigedifang，kexinilaidebushishihou。”chenxuyouxiekexideshuodao
“weishenmezheiyangshuo？”jiangyunjinyihuo
“zhidaofurongguozhidaidejiushiwomenxiangshengba？”
“ngng。”jiangyunjindiandiantou
“furongfenmufurongheshuifurong，shuifurongqishijiushihehuale，xianglianshiwomenzheidejingjinongzuowu。”chenxujitajieshidao
zuishineiyiditoudewenrou，xiangyiduoshuilianhuabushengliangfengdejiaoxiu。
“daoleqiyuedeshihou，yangwanlishizhongsuoshuodejietianlianyewuqiongbi，zaiwomenzheibushikuazhangdeshoufa，ershizhenzhengdexieshi，yiyanwangqukanbudaojintou，quandoushihehuaheheye。”
jietianlianyewuqiongbi，yingrihehuabieyanghong。
congxiaojiuzaihehuatianlidagunzhangdadechenxu，shuodaozheilideshihou，lianshangshimanmandexiaoronghehuainian，suiranyijingzhangdale，meilexiaoshihouneimewuyouwulvdekuailele，danduijiaxiangdereaiqueconglaidoumeiyoujianshao，suizhenianlingdedizeng，fanerxiangyitanlaojiuyiyangyufadexiangchun。
“woxijiupaidaowuyuedi，haofana，a～”jiangyunjindajiaoyisheng，haojiahuozheifenbeibachenxuhexiaoxiadoujijingdaole。
“qiqi，niyaoshunvyidian，yaoshibeinixiaoyikandaode，youhuishuonile。”xiaoxiatixingzhejiangyunjin
“heng，xiaoyiyoubuzai，woxianzaibupata。”jiangyunjinshenqishizu，xiaoyibuzai，neitajiushiyuguidahai，kebatadeyihuaile。
叉腰＜(￣︶￣)＞
“jiangyunjinhenpataxiaoyi？”chenxukanzhejiangyunjingaoguaideyangzi，haoxiaodewenxiaoxia。
“bushiqiqipa，shigongsisuoyouderendouhenpaxianjie，xianjiedeqichangtaikepale，tashigangenlaobanpaizhuozi，erlaobanhaiyaoxiaoxinyiyianfuderen。”xiaoxiapailepaitapinjidexiongkou，xinyouyujideshuodao。
(⊙﹏⊙)
“xiaoxiajie，niwanle，nijuranbeidilishuoxiaoyidehuaihua，kuaidianhuiluwo，buranwojiuxiangtagaomi。”jiangyunjinhuaihuaiyixiao，jiuchatoushangmeichalianggexiaojijiaole，shizudexiaoemodeyangzi。๑乛v乛๑
“hengheng，yaobuzheiyang，qiqi，wolianghuxiangxiangnixiaoyidouduifangdecuoshi，kansheidoudeduo，niganbugan？”laiya，huxiangshanghaia，whopawhoma。
“haoa，xiaoxiajie，nijuranbeipanwo，woyaodayimieqin。”
“shisheiyaoxiangaofawode？”
ranhouliangnvjiuzaichenxumianqiannaochengyituan。
yikaishijiangyunjinchuanzhexiaobaiqun，zhazhewanzitoudexiaoxiannvxingxiang，cikeshichedizaichenxuxinlibengdiaole。w(ﾟдﾟ)w
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shijianqiaoranzoudaole9dianduo，zhongtudianliyelaileyixiekeren，meiciyourenshi，jiangyunjinjiuhuiqiaoqiaodizhetou，buqingchuderenhaiyiweitahaipajianrenni。
qishiyemeiyoushenmede，xianchengshigejiezouhenmandedifang，nianqingrenbuduo，qiexianliyougeyingshichengdeyuanyin，mingxingzaizheilibingbushaojian，dajiadouxiyiweichangle。
chenxuyemeiyouduoshuoshenme，dengjiangyunjinzaidaijitianjiuhuixiguanle，hetamenlianggedouhuxiangjialeliaotianhaoyou，jiangyunjinlikaiqianhaitixingchenxu，biewangletamenlianggedeyueding，daitaquchihaochideduojiaoyutou，chenxudangranbuhuiwangji，zheiyebushishenmenandeshiqing，jiranyuedinghaole，dengtayoukongledaitaqujiushile。
dengdaotamenzouhou，chenxushoushileyixiazhuozi，kanlexiashijiankuaishidianle，chengleyigelanyao，wanghualaile，tajiukeyijiaobanzourenle，yourenliaotianshijianjiushiguodekuai。
ai？chenzhehaiyoudianshijian，keyikankanjiangyunjindepengyouquan，chenxuyanjingyiliang，ranerdakailiaotianruanjianhou，jiushiyilianchuandedingdong，dingdongdetishisheng。
chenxuyikan，haojiahuo，quanshijiangyunjinjitapengyouquandedianzan，gentaxiangdaoyikuaiqule。
qishizheiyeshihenzhengchangde，henduorenjiarenhaoyouhou，renjiahaizaideshihou，haishiyaoshaoweijinchiyixiade，dengrenzouleyihou，limajiutoukanrenjiadepengyouquan。
zhishijiangyunjinyoudianchangkuangle，toukantapengyouquanjiusuanle，haifengkuangdianzan，zhijiebaiminglegaosuta，wokannipengyouquanle，haixieledaociyiyou。
～(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～
buxing，woyeyaokanhuilai，chenxudiankaijiangyunjindetouxiang，jiangyunjindewangmingshi:kuailedexiaoyunduo，touxiangjiushiyigelansebeijingzhong，yiduoqbankeaidebaiyun，qianmingyehenyouyisi，woxiangzuoyiduodaochupiaodangdeyunduo，fengchuidaonali，wojiupiaodaonali～
chenxudiankaitadepengyouquan，gaihaoyoujinxianshizuijinsantiandepengyouquan。
what？？？
chenxubuxinxie，zaidiankaixiaoxiadepengyouquan，tongyangxianshizhe，jinxianshizuijinsantiandepengyouquan。
shibushiwanbuqi，a，shibushiwanbuqi？
meixiangdaonijiangyunjinjuranshizheizhongren，taikechile，kanwanrenjiade，quebujirenjiakanle，jiangbujiangdaolile？a！pengyouzhijiandexinrenni？
taiyumenle，buxing，woyeyaoshezhijinsantiankekan。
xianzhuo(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
erhuidaojiudiandejiangyunjin，cikexiangshiyizhitoudaoyudemao，pazaichuangshangxiaodedaochudagun。
*′∀`)′∀`)*′∀`)*′∀`)
“xiaoxiajie，xiaoxiajie，nikan，nikan，chenxutabapengyouquanyeshezhichengsantiankejianle，buguoyijingwanle，wodoukanwanle，hahaha……”jiangyunjinyiliandehuaixiao
erxiaoxiazuozaichuangbiantanlekouqi“ai，zhennanimeibanfa。”