第3章 大堂伯是为你们好

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tayibianshuozhe,yibianweiweiqianqingshenzi,yanzhongshanguoyisibuyichajuedejiqie。

tianshuyaoxinliyile,xinshuo:“heiyowei,shuolebantian,jiudengzhezheijuni!hezheqianmianneixiegeshuluo、quanjie,quanshipudianna。”

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dabomujianzhuang,lianshangmanshixinteng,sanbubingzuoliangbuchongshangqian,zuiliniantaozhe“wodeera,dishangliang,kuaiqilai”,yibianshenshouqulatangjiedegebo,shoushangshizulejinger,shenziweiweihouyang,xiangyaobatangjiezhuaiqilai。datanggeyeganjingenguoqu,zhouzhemeitou,yilianjiaoji,zuilishuozhe“meimei,kuaiqilai,biezheiyang”,yizhishoudazaitangjiedebeishang,shitubatachanfuqilai。

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