第3章 不用医术也能打肿你的脸(1813字)

zhaomamayoubeiyezhu,qideyanjingdouhongle.

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戏子嘴巴微张。

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她不甘心啊!

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还敢质疑他!

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“wangyezheimekanzhongmingsheng?”

“废话!”

“e?”yuncangluanyishuangnongheidemouzishanzheweiguang,chunjiaoqianqianyigou,“neijiushiyourennazhewangyedemingshengbudanghuishilou?”

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“不知?”

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“那这些呢?”

yuncangluanluchushuangbei,shangquandoushibianhen,hongzhongbukan,chumujingxin。