第1章 我和孙悟空是兄弟

“ge,shenshangdeshizibuyaochi,taibuweishengle!”

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“ge,xiacinizhaiguozinengbunengkankanshangmianyoumeiyouchongzi,youchongzidemeidukeyichi,lianyizhichongzidoumeiyoudejiusuanmeiduyekendingbuhaochia~!”

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“ge,wenzhu,wenzhu!jiushiyigemingzieryi,nizhiyuzheimejidongme……”

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“哥,……”

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sunlihenwunai,shifenwunai,feichangdewunai,kanzheneigezaishanlinzhijianzonghengtiaoyuekuangbenxishuadejinseshenying,zaikankanzijishenshangdandandejinmao,zhongzhongditanlekouqi。

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“erdi,nizaixiangshenme?”

“哇~!”

sunwukongdemaoliantuwudichuxianzailesunlimianqian,tayanzhongdejingguangyijingxiaosan,shoulinazhelianggebuzhidaoconghechuzhailaideguozi,zhengyilianhaoqidikanzhesunli。

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“erdi,niganshenme?”sunwukongbeisunliguaiyidexingdongnongdemomingqimiao,huishoudakailesunlideshou。

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sunliyilianmizuidikanzhesunwukong,banshangzhihouhuranfanyingguolai:“nijiaowoshenme?erdi?”

“duia!erdi,nimeishiba?”sunwukongyiliandanxindishenshoumolemosunlidetou。

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xiangyaogaibianzheigeshijie,shouxianbixuyaoshiyingzheigeshijie,sunlikaishileduidagesunwukongde**jihua,zhishizheixiaoguoma……

“呯!”

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“erdi,yidingyaochime?henkude!”sunwukongkuzheliankanzhezijimianqiandelingzhi,bumingbaizheizhongweidaofankuyidianyebuhaochidedongxiweishenmeerdiyingyaobizhezijichixiaqu。

“ge,tinghua,guaiguaichixiaqu,zheikeshihaodongxi!”sunliyibianzhouzhemeitouyanxiazuilidelingzhiyibianshuodao,shuoshihuatayemeixiangdaozheichengshuzhihousanfazhenongyuxiangqidelingzhijingranzheimeku,nanguaiyuanzhulizhishiyibidaiguo,yisunwukongdepixingruofeizijibizhekongpatajueduibuhuipengzheilingzhi。

jinguanzheixianzhi——xianshibanshengdelingzhi,kebujiushixianzhime?——kudediaozha,dansunlihaishiniezhebizichixialeyidaban,ersunwukongyezaisunlidebipoxiachileyixiaoban,bieshuo,xiaoguohaizhenshihenmingxian,sunwukongyanzhongdejinguangzaixian,jiuliansunliyanliyeyouledandandejinguang,suirantahaimeinongqingchuzheijinguangdaodiyoushenmeyong。

是时候该下山了!