第1章
“si，teng，nixiashounengbunengwenroudian。”
“huaiyujie，nirenren，haihaomeishangdaogutou，jininieyinie，henkuaijiushufule。”
wunei，shencaifengyudeqinhuaiyu，zhengmanliantongchudicetangzaichuangshang，shibushifachuyizhenyingning。
caofeizedunzaidishang，pengzheneiyuzuqingqingdianrouzhe。
shuoshihua，zheihaishitadiyicijiyixingzuotuina，duoshaoyouxiebuzizai。
huanzuobieren，caofeihaizhenbuyidinghuizuo。
danqinhuaiyuzhudongkaikou，tameibanfajujue。
suiranshiguaileshibagewanzideyuanfangbiaoqin，dantazhongjiudehanqinhuaiyuyishengbiaojie。
shuoqilaiyeshimingyunnongren，yaobushidangnianyishichongdong，zuolesannianlao。
tayebuzhiyupaolaichengli，toubenzheiweibaganzidabuzhedebiaojie。
danbudebushuo，yuanbenjiushicunhuajibiedehuaiyujie。
jiadaochengliyihou，mingxianbiandegengjiayouyadongren。
buguoyijinglaizheihaojitianle，yebuzhidaozijizheishenjiachuandeyishu，jiujingnengbunengzaichenglizhaodaogehaogongzuo。
嘭！
turan，fangmenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。
suihouyigeqihenghengdenanshengchuanlejinlai，“haonigexingcaode，laozihaoxinshouliuni，nijurangaowolaopo！”
lairenzhengshiqinhuaiyudezhangfu，wangdalong。
搞他老婆？
shuodeshizijihehuaiyujie？
caofeixianshiyileng，ranhoulianmangqishenjieshidao：“dalongge，nibieduoxiang，huaiyujieshangcesuodeshihouniushanglejiao，tazhidaowodongyishu，jiurangwojitatuinayixia，woliangjueduimeiganduibuqini——”
“你闭嘴！”
wangdalongbiaomianshangxiongdebuxing，shijishangzaomeilediqi。
zaijinwuwendaoyaoyouweideshunjian，tajiuzhidaozijigaocuole。
zhishicaofeihaizai，tazongbunengzhijierencuoba？
“xiaofei，nixianchuqu。”
“huaiyujie，wohedalonggeshuoqingchuba，tawuhuiwomenle。”
caofeihaodaixianzaijiesuzairenjiali，zhengchuzheizhongshi，haishijieshiqingchuweihao。
qinhuaiyubailebaishou，“fangxinba，meishi，wolaihetashuo。”
“好......”
huadoushuodaozheifenshang，caofeizhihaotuimenlikai。
bijingtamenshifuqiliang，shuoqilaiyeheshi，genghekuangzijihehuaiyujiezhijianshiqingbaide。
tagangcongfangjianchuqubamenguanshanghou，jiutingqinhuaiyudamadao：“wangdalong，nigewangbadan！wotiantiansihounichisihounichuan，nijiuzheimexianglaoniangshiba！”
meixiangdaopingshishuoqihualaijiaodididehuaiyujie，faqipiqilaijuranzheimelihai。
tongshi，caofeixinlishengchuleyiguqiangliedeneijiu。
zheijitianchirenjiadezhurenjiade，daolezuihou，hairangrenjiafuqiliangyinweizijichaojia。
meichengxiang，gangcaihaiqishixiongxiongdewangdalong，shunjianruanlexialai，“laopo，duibuqi，wo、wocuole，shiwosixiangwocuo，wuhuilenihexiaofei，niyuanliangwoba。”
“起开！”
caofeitoutouhuitoukanlexia，zhijianwangdalongbenxiangqulouqinhuaiyu，danshihaimeipengdaorenjiubeituikaile。
“zheiyang，nibushixiangzhongneikuanbaobaohaojiulema，womingtianjiujinimaihuilai，jiudangjinipeilidaoqianle，xingbu？”
“heng，zheihaichabuduo......”
yankanfuqilianghehao，caofeizheixinliyesonglekouqi，wuhuijiekailejiuhao。
zhengdangtazhunbeilikai，quetingqinhuaiyuyoudao：“duile，xiaofeidegongzuonizhaodezenmeyangle？wogaosuni，takeshiwoqinbiaodi，zheishierniyaobanbuhao，zheibeizinibiexiangzaishanglaoniangdechuang！”
tapaolairenshengdibushudebeihai，jiushiweilezhaogongzuo。
jianfuqiliangliaoqizheishier，caofeiqingleqingshenzi，tingdegengjiazixile。
“laopo，wobanshiernihaibufangxinma，wojitazaitangshijituanmoulegebaoandezhiwei。”
“xiaofeijiazaicunlishidaixingyi，nirangtaquganbaoan？！”
zhitingwangdalongganmanganfudao：“laopo，nixianbiejidong，zanbiaodizhongjiuzuoguolao，woyoushiqingkeyoushisongli，haoburongyicaijitagaodaozheichashi。”
“kuangqiewomentangshijituanzaibeihai，neikeshishuyishuerdedagongsi，jiusuanshibaoan，neidaiyuyebushiqitagongsinengbide！”
“yuexinliuqianqibu，ruzhiyigeyuehoujiujitashangwuxianyijin，zheihaizhishigangkaishi，younilaogongwozai，tarihoukendingnengshenggeduizhangshade，daoshihoujiashangjiangjin，yueruguowandoubuzaihuaxia。”
月入过万？！
caofeihenbudelimajinquwenwenwangdalongshibushizhende。
duiyuchushennongcun，youdunlesannianlaodetaeryan。
guowandegongzi，jiusuantazuomengdeshihoudoubuganzheimexianga！
wulideqinhuaiyuyelailejingshen，“nishuozhende？”
“wonengpiannime，mingtian，mingtianwojiudaitaqugongsibanliruzhi！”
wangdalongzhengshuozhe，huranyadileshengyin，“laopo，nijintianzhenpiaoliang，wozhishikanliangyanjiuyouganjuele，yaobu......zanliangshishi？”
“shishenmeshi，xiaofeihaizaiwaimianni，dengtashuilezaishuo。”
“pashenme，zheishiwojia，nishiwolaopo，youbufanfa！”
......
jiexialai，fangjianlichuanchude，jiubuzaishifuqiduihua，ershidichendechuanxishengle。
caofeisuiranmeiyoutanguoduixiang，danmeichiguozhurou，haimeijianguozhupaoma。
xiaoshihou，cunlidedarenjingchanghuijizaiwulifangdianying。
buguozaikanzhiqian，zongyaoxianbatamenzheiqunxiaojiahuojiganchuqu，shuoshenmexiaohaizibunengkan。
keyueshizheiyang，tamenzheiqunxiaopihaijiuyuehaoqi。
youcigebilinjudexiaopang，jiuchenjialimeirendeshihou，badiepianfanlechulai。
haiyouyangxueyangdeyaoqinglaixiaohuobanmenyiqikan，shuoshilimianyandenannvdajiake**le。
houlaizhangdaletacaizhidao，neigenbenbushidajia，ershi......
yishidaofashengleshenmedecaofei，yilianganga，huangzhangdihuidaozijidefangjian。
tazhidao，wangdalongshiguyide。
zheishizaiduizijixuanshi**，zheilishitajia，qinhuaiyushitalaopo。
曹飞叹了口气。
guaibudeyeyelaoshuo，rangzijishaonabierendehaochu......
dengtagangtangxia，jiutinggebiwulichuanchuleqinhuaiyuyouyuandeshengyin，“zheijiuwanshile？”
jinjiezhejiushiwangdalongneichongmangangadeyuqi，“duibuqialaopo，ke、kenengshiwozuijinyingchoutaiduotaileile，zheiyang，woquxigezaojingshenjingshen，yidingmanzuni！”
caofeimeixiangdao，zheidalonggedeshentisuzhijuranzheimecha。
xiangqiqinhuaiyugangcaineiyouyuandeshengyin，caofeijiuganjuehunshenbuzizai。
fanlaifuqude，bantiandoumeishuizhe。
不行！
dalonggeweilezijigongzuobenzoulezheimeduotian。
renjiaduizijizheimehao，zijiyeyaoganentubao。
yihouyoujihui，yidingyaohaohaobangbangdalongge！
jiuzheiyang，daizhefuzadexinsi，caofeijinrulemengxiang。