ningxiangjirenkanzhefurenbuguanbugujiuyaochumen，yehuangleshen，shoumangjiaoluandenalegunbaimaohongjinduanjiamianpifeng，zhuidaoxiebuyanshenhoushi，youzhilejiaobu。
xiebuyanhuitou，kandaoningxiangshoubeishangdeyiwu，tinglejiaobu。
“拿来。”
ningxiangxiaoxinyiyidileguoqu，“furen，qingrongnujininshutoufa。”
头发？
xiebuyanmengdishuaitou，yuanbenhunluandetoufa，zheihuierquanbusandaoshenhou，chuiluodaodatuichu，tayuyaosuibianbangzhayixia，naihemoshilidoushiduanfadeta，huluanjiaohejibadoushibaile。
“nilai，biangebianziba。”
xiebuyanzhizheningxiang，moshilitajianguojidizhangguanweixueshengdejigexiaoqingren，qizhongyougefubaimaomeidejiuxihuanliuzhangfa，meitianhuanzhehuayangdebianbianzi，shuolai，haiguaihaokan。
suirantakanbushangneiqunrenshenshangdehumeizidexing。
ningxiangjianzhuang，shangqianqingqingjifurenbianfa，shundaikanleerjihoumian，milidadehongzhixianhongyudi，zhihaizai，shifurenmeicuo。
可是——
这哪里像夫人？
guoran，toufagangbianhao，yongjuansiyudaizhazhuhou，xiebuyan！bu，xiebuyantinglejiaobu，dishengninan，laoniangjiaoduanbuyan！
嘁！
tachunjiaoshangyang，xiemeiyixiao，xieyehao，duanyeba，malegebazi，xianchidunhaodezaishuo！
zheihuiziwugedaxiaoyahuan，yebuganlileduanbuyanshenbian，tamenbuzhidaofurenhuizuochushenmechugezhishi，danyeyibuduidarenbaoyouxiwang，zhurenhuaizhejinyepeizhefurenshengsidexinnian，liangangbeidaleyidunbuliangyuxingdeqiugui，yefuzhezhuyunhelinglong，genzaishenhou。
xue，yipianyipianpiaoluoxialai。
duanbuyanyangqiyingyingfabaideedanlian，yingzhecongkongzhongzaluoxialaidexuehua，zhibuzhudexinxi。
雪啊！
biqimoshizhihuixiasuanyudeshijie，zheilihaoderangrenxueyefeiteng！
jiezheningxianghelinglongdedenglong，duanbuyanlaidaochuihuamenpang，guoran，jishengyuzhaoerhouzaicichu，qiaozheshanzichumendeduanbuyan，taerrenzhidedaogenqianxingli，“xiaodejianguofuren。”
“开门。”
duanbuyanlenglengdeshengyin，fazixueyelineizhangedanlianshangdezhuchun，jishengjiezhehuoba，taitoukanleyiyanmashangyoudixiatoulai，duanshi，keshijingchengshuyishuerdedameiren。
zhishi，rujinkanlaitaiguoqiaocui，zhuchunburuwangriyanhong，haiyoujidaokouzi。
“furenrongbing，darenyouling，qingfurenhuiwuxiexi。”yanwaizhiyi，bunengchumen，duanbuyanpizhegunmaojianghongjiamianpifeng，zhangbiantuozaishenhou，tingdezheihua，xiabaweitai，zaicizhongsheng，“kaimen！”
tashengyinbuda，quezaixueyeligewaizhener。
jishengjianzhuang，lianmangpeizhexiao，gongshendadao，“furen，xiaodeyeshitingmingxingshi，darenyutiansanshuyanlingjinzhi，renherenxushizhihoubudechurucimen。”
huayingangluo，duanbuyanlengxiaoyisheng。
“那就滚开。”
什么？
jishengtaitou，manlianyihuo，quejianduanbuyanhoutuiliangsanbu，huditaijiao，chaozhechuihuamenchuaileshangqu。
“xiaoxintuijiao，furen——”
yahuanmendehuayinweiluo，duanbuyanyilianxusanjiaobangbangbangchuaishangmenqu，jishengxindao，haofuren，neikeshidingdinghaodeshanmu，yingshidehen。
xiayike，zhaoerjinghu，“furen……，men！”
门怎么了？
轰！
congneikaidechuihuamen，qizhongyishanmenban，xiabanjiebeifurenyingshengshengshichuaidezhiliposui，zhongrenmudengkoudai，duanbuyanniuleniubozi，“malegebazi，haitingjieshi。”
wuyanhuiyu？yeshidajiaguixiudefurenxianggecaohanziyiyangzheimeshuohua？！
budengjishengfanyingguolai，zhijianneiyaotiaodefuren，tuihouliangbu，zaicifeishenqilai，duizhecanpodemenbanyoushizhongzhongyijiao，menbanzuihoujikuaipobanzi，yeqilingbaluodiaozaimenjianshang。
mianmianqiangqiangnengguoren，shuanzishangtoudetongsuo，chaofengsidezaixueyeyaoye，jishengyuzhaoermanlianbukezhixin，kanzherouruowugudefuren，daizhedadenglongdexiaoyahuan，tanrancongmendongzhizhongzuanguo，ningxiangyuzhuyunyanlekoukoushui，fuzheqiuguigenleshangqu。
jishengyoudicetou，yintaiguokuaisuchadianniulebozi，“laoer，woyanhuale？”
zhaoerzaipang，yonglirouleroushuangyan，“bukenengba，zheimen！zheimen——，furenchuaihuaide？”
糟糕！夫人出去了？
jishenghuiguoshenlaiyiduojiao，“nikuaiquxunsanshu，woqubingdaren！”
liangrendiediezhuangzhuang，wangliangchupaoqu，tiansanshubenyixiexia，tingdezhaoerbuyaomingdekoumen，piyizuoqi，“zendigeshier，zheimejichibailie，gounianle？”
“三叔！出事了！”
bigounianhaipa，furen！furenchuaikailechuihuamen——，zhipaquzhoubianjunyinglitou，zaiyongmengzhuangshuodejiangshiyemeiyouzheigeliqihenengnai！
zaikanmichunge，suecairanglianggepoziliaolileqiugui，zhuantoumenyouxiangqi。
takanzheerfurenzhuhuoweimiedefangnei，xindaozheiduanbuyanzhendeshibuzhangyan，zenmeyoulaikoumen？feidejiaohedarenyuerfurendeyuanfangfangcaibaxiu？chunfu！
kewaitoukoumenyuefajiqie，“kuaikaimen！youyaojinshibingbaodaren！”
咦？男人的声音？
suemanyouyoukailemen，jishengzaidengbuji，yibatuikaimen，tuijiaoyikua，rulemenjian，“darenni？woyaojiandaren！”
tashengyinhongliang，huapoxueye，jingdonglewaitangzaidahongzhuangbanchuangtazhishangdefengqie，yuanbenbimuyangshendelangjun，tingdaozheituwudehanjiao，zhiqileshenzi。
duanzuozailuohanchuangshang，chuanzhetaohongyiqun，xielezanchaizhifendengzheyuanfangderanlianxinzhongshengqiyisidanyou，duanshiyoureshenmehuoshile？
jinertadehaorizi，neijianfuhaibukenrenming？
“xianggongxiezhe，rongqieshenquwaitoukankan。”
zhengyaoqishen，waitoujishenghuangzhangdeshengyinchuanlai，“daren，furenbachuihuamenchuaikai，zoule！”
什么？
fengqieshiyiranlian，bajishengjiaojinlaineiwulai，jishengdizhetougongyaorunei，yebugankanlianyiniang，gengbugankanfengqie。
“nishuodeshenmehua？duanshishirenchuaikaichuihuamenpaole？”
jishenglianlianyaotou，“bu，daren，shifurenchuaide。”
什么？
fengqieyiweizijitingcuo，jishengtaitou，kanzhemianrujiaoyuefengshenjunlangdedaren，zhizhechuihuamendefangxiang，“furenyaoxiaodekaimen，xiaodeshuodarenyouling，xushizhihoubudewaichu，furenrangxiaodegunkai，taijiaosanwuxia，jiuchuaikailemenban——”
好吓人啊，大人！
fengqieweiweimishangdayan，jianmeiweicu，rudaoyiban，yingqiboboyuyaoxierubinfa，“duanshi，chuailechuihuamen？”
笑话！
jishengmanmianjiqie，“daren，zhenjiuruci，qingdarenyibuqukangeshizai。”tingdezheihua，fengqieyiqishen，ranlianlianmangqulaiyaqingsusetuanwenlingbiangunmaochangyi，sihouzhefengqiechuanshang，youqulaitongcuoyinruyiyunwengaishoulu，baolehongburuanjindidaofengqieshouzhong，“xianggong，qieshenyeyitongquqiaoqiao，keshifurenshoulejinghe？”
fengqieweiweihanshou，bucengduoyan。
jinzanyinzhudaogenqian，qulaiqinglianronghuishudoupeng，toufasuiyiyongyuzanwanqi，jinzanqulaixuemao，sihouzheranliandaishang，fangcaigenzhefengqiechumen。
liangrenchuanzhedidiaoshehua，queshihenxiangyiduifuqi，danbuxiangshiyuyaorudongfangdexinren。
gangdakaiyuanmen，jiubeijuanzhexueerlaidehanfenggualegeliangqiang。
fengqiehuitou，“lianer，yexueshangren，burunizaiwuzhonghouzhe。”ranliantingdexinzhongnuanleqilai，errenchichimeiyouyuanfangdeshiluo，zaizheiyikehuaweiwuyou。
tataimoukanzhegaodaweian，congjinerqijiushizijinanrendefengqie，manmianhanxiu，ruanshengshuodao，“qieshenpeizhexianggongyiqi。”
hanfenghuxiaoerlai，shunjianchuifeimeixihaoyudaidexuemao。
ranliandishengjinghu，fengqieshenshoujiezhetadexuemao，zhongxinjitadaihao，“zouba——”