乔希：“？？？”
tashensefuzadifuqisongqilang。
哎！
kanzhetingcongmingyihaizi，zenmezhangkoubikoujiushi‘yaoguai’ni？
“niangqin，dafushuo、shuodie、diediefasaola～”
yuyubianzhexiaozuiba，yibianku，yibianjiejiebabadishuo。
发骚？
qiaoxiweiweiyizheng，suihoukanzhesongqilangwen：“nidiediefashaole？”
“ng！”songqilangyongxiuzicalecayanlei，balidafudehua，yiwuyishidijiangleyibian。
wenyan，qiaoximeitouyisong，xuanzhedexinyefanglexialai。
tayuanbenyiweiyuyudiedeleshenmebuzhizhizheng，haidanxinmeibanfajiuta，meixiangdaojiushiputongdefashao。
“haola，biekule，jiejiezheiliyouzhiliaofashaodeyao，nidiediechileyao，yinggaijiumeishile。”
yuyubijianhonghongde，“niangqin，diediebuhuixile，duibuduiya～”
“对！不会死的。”
qiaoxicongyaoxiangliquleyihebuluofen，chaidiaowaibaozhuang，dijisongqilang。
“yicifuyongyilijiuxing，dagaiban……ng，yizhuxiangdeshijian，nidiediejiunengtuishao。”
tayuanbenxiangshuobangexiaoshide，danxinxiaojiahuomentingbudong，youhuanchenglegudaidejishidanwei。
“xiexieyaoguaijiejiedeyaodan。”
songqilangbigongbijingdijiqiaoxikelegexiangtou，cainazheyao，qianzheyuyudexiaoshou，chuanmenerqu。
……
洛河村。
songjiajixiongdililiwaiwaizhaolehaojibian，doumeizhaodaosongqilangheyuyudeyingzi。
jixiongdiyigegedouhechuyishenlenghan。
songqilangshigexiaozi，diuleyejiudiule，fanzhengjialibuqueerzi。
keyuyushiquanjiadebaobei，tayaoshidiule，zheigejiapashidesan。
zhengdangtamenzhunbeichumen，aijiaaihuzhaoliangxiaozhishi，wuneichuanlaisongsilangguikulanghaodejiaosheng。
“鬼、鬼啊……”
wensheng，songjiajixiongdiganjinchaowulipaoqu。
kanzhepingkongchuxiandesongqilangheyuyu，songdalangshensejinzhang。
lazhetamenshangshangxiaxiakanleyibian，querenwanhaowusunhou，caibanzhelianwendao：
“qilang，yuyu，nimengangcaiqunalile？”
songqilangjuzheshoulidebuluofen，naishengnaiqidao：“dage，xinxianrehudeyaodan，kuaijidiediefuxia。”
妖丹？
宋家几兄弟都懵了。
yuyujiuzhengdao：“shiyaoyao，niangqinjida～”
娘亲？
几兄弟更懵了。
zheishi，songsilangzhanzhanweiweidizhizhesongqilangheyuyushuo：“da、dage，you、yougui……”
kanzhekuzishileyidabandesongsilang，songdalangxianqidizhoulezhoumei。
怂货！
suihou，tapiantoukanxiangsongqilang，yilianyansudao：“qilang，zheiyaodandaodishizenmehuishi？”
“dage，xiyaoyao～”yuyuyaozheshouzhitou，youtixingleyibian。
kesongjiajixiongdi，zidongpingbiletadehua。
yuyuwunaidiyaoleyaotou，momotucaodao：bendangege！
“ganggangyuyuturanxiaoshi……”
songqilangbagangcaifashengdeshiqing，yuanyuanbenbenjiangleyibian。
songjiajixiongdiyuetingyuejuededanzhanxinjing。
neikeshichirenbuzhayandeyaoguai，zheilianggexiaobudian，jingranganpaoquzhaotayaoyaodan。
真是不想活了！
“dage，haishixianjiudiedieyaojin。”songsanlangtixingdao。
songdalangdiantou，nazhebuluofenkanleyiyan，“sanlang，nijuedezheiyaodan，keyijidiediechibu？”
tasuiranshijiazhonglaoda，ketounaoyuanburusandicongming。
suoyimeimeiyudaoshiqing，tadouhuiwenwentadeyijian。
songsanlangcongsongdalangshoulijieguobuluofen，zizixixikanlejibian，shensesumu。
“dage，yidiediemuqiandezhuangkuang，kongpajiusuanshidaolezhenshang，yewujiyushi，daoburushishizheiyaodan。”
chenmobanshang，songdalangxiadingjuexindao：“hao，tingsanlangde，weidiediechiyaodan。”
yishenglingxia，xiongdiqirengesiqizhi，duanshuideduanshui，furendefuren，weiyaodeweiyao。
……
“水、水……”
yuemoyizhuxiangdegongfu，zaijixiongmeijiaojidedengdaizhong，chuangshangderenzhongyuyoulefanying。
“爹爹醒啦～”
yuyushoujiaobingyongdipadaochuangshang，bazhangdadexiaolianshang，luchulejingxideshenqing。
songdalangbayuyubaoxiachuang，“yuyu，diediehaimeixing，buxutaoqi。”
hualuo，jiujianchuangshangderen，manmandizhengkaileyanjing。
“爹爹——”
songjiajixiongdiweileguolai，gegeyanquantonghong。
“bieku！”songhuaianshengyinshaya，mozheyuyudexiaonaodai，zuijiaoweiweiyangqi，“diediedaleyewei，rangnidagejinizhushang。”
“diedie，shui。”songdalangyanjishoukuai，duanlaiyiwanshuidijisonghuaian。
songhuaianzhengzhazhezuoqishenlai，jieguoneigehuolekoudeciwan，minleyikou，youbawanhailehuiqu。
“wuwu，diedie，yuyuzaiyebuciyouyoule……”yuyukudehenshangxin。
songhuaianmanyanchongnidao：“shayatou，diediezheibuhaohaodema，nikushenme？”
“xiniangqinjiulediedie～”
yuyuyangzhexiaonaodai，lazhesonghuaianbumanlaojiandedashou，xiaozuiyibie，gengyandao：
“diedie，womenquzhaoniangqinhaobuhao？youhuairenqifuniangqin，niangqindoukula～”
娘亲？
zheixialundaosonghuaianmengle。
songsilangzuikuai，baganggangsongqilangshuoguodehua，youzhongfuleyibian。
“yaoguai？”songhuaianjunmeidelianpangshang，shanguoyisiyihuo。
这世上当真有妖怪？
“diedie，yinggaibushiyaoguai。”songsanlangcongdoulitaochubuluofen，dijisonghuaian，“zheibuxiangshiyaoguaidedongxi。”
diyicikandaobaozhuangruciqiguaidedongxi，songhuaianmeitoujinzhou。
“这、这是何物？”
“是妖丹！”
“系药药～”
songqilangheyuyuyikoutongshengdao。
“药？”
songhuaianduanxiangzheshoulidebuluofen，yandishanguojisichayi。
wanzhuangdeyaowu，tadaoshichangjian。
danshixiangzheizhongtuoyuanxing，yibanbai，yibanjuhuang，limianhaiyouxiangxiaomiliyiyangdebaisekelizhuangdeyaowu，haishitouyicijian。
taganbaozheng，jiusuanhuanggong，doubukenengyourucixiqideyaowu。
“系药药～”
kandaozijialaodierucishihuo，yuyudiantourudaosuan。
“niangqinjialihaoda，haopiaoniang，genyuyuyiyangpiaoniang。”
songqilangrentongdao：“duiduidui，yaoguaijiejiejia，shiwojianguozuipiaoliangdeyaoguaidongfu。”
宋淮安：“……”
hezhenihaijianguoqitayaoguaidongfu？
“niangqincaibushiyaoguai！”yuyuqihuhudidengzhesongqilang，“niangqinshipiaoniangjiejie～”
songhuaianweiweizhoumei，buguanduifangshibushiyaoguai，renjiadoujiuleziji，liyingganxierenjia。
sijici，tasaoshijigeernvyiyan，dingzhudao：“shiguanzhongda，nimenjigewanbukeduiwairenshuoqicishi。”
“是！”
宋家几兄妹应道。
songhuaiandiandiantou，“dalang，erlang，qubaneijizhiliewushoushiganjing，zaibawobeilonglideneiduolingzhizhuanghao，rangqilangheyuyu，jiyao……jitasongqu。”
neiketuishaoyao，xiaoguoqijia，xianglaikendingyebubianyi。
yebuzhidaozheixieliewuhelingzhi，goubugouchanghaizheifenenqing。
silaixiangqu，songhuaianzhaixiazijidesuishendeyupei，duisongerlangshuo：“erlang，quzhaogexiazi，bazheigezhuangqilai，denghuieryibingjineiweiyaoguniangsongqu。”
“是！”
songerlangyingleyisheng，nazheyupeizhuanshenquzijiwulizhaoxiazi。
“diedie，yaoniaodan～”yuyuzhizhezijidexiaoduzi，naishengnaiqidao：“niangqinduduyechanggele～”
songhuaiantingmingbailenverdeyisi，dunshixinshenglianmin。
xiangzheyaoguaineiliyinggaiyequeyishaoshi，bianrangsongsanlangdaizhejigexiaode，chuqumolexieniaodanhuilai。