第1章 接手私人殡仪馆

“sanxi,kuaihuilai,wodehuilaojiachulisangshi,nilaolaotaqushile……danshizanmenbaijiadebinyiguanbunengmeiyouren。”

我自是不愿。

“jiujiu,jiubunengzhaobierenma?wogangzhaodaoyifengongzuo,wobuxiangjieshoubinyiguan。”

zaigezhuangxianchengheshenshanyizhongxiaocunzizhijian,youyijiasirenbinyiguan,jiushiwojiakaide。

zhuyingjieyun、zhengliyirong、shouling、gaobiedeng。

dangrankendingshibudaihuohuafuwude,zheigesirenjueduibuyunxugan!

yinweizheiliangbianxiangjushizaitaiyuan,cunlisilerenmeibanfazhijiesongdaoxianchengdebinyiguan,suoyijiudexianlalaiwojiajinxingyixiliedesangzangshiyi,zuihouyouwojiadaizhechulihaodeguancaiqudaoxiancheng。

“shifaturan,woshangnazhaorenti?zaishuole,nicongxiaozhangzaizheili,suoyouguijunidouzhidao,wozaijiaobieren,haidecongtoujiao,zenmenengzuikuaishangshou?”

xinwenlibobaozhewozhudezheidongloujintianfashenglezishatiaoloudeshijian,woyibiankanzheyibianxinfanyiluan。

“nei……neizhaoqiyang!”

“bieshuoshahua,nididineishenzinengganzheigema?zhushideguiju,xiannvhounan,nididineishenziyaoshiganle,budebeicunlirenchuozhejiliangguma?”

“zongzhinijiwomingtianjiuhuilai,mingwanwojiuyaozuohuochezoule。”

jiujiugualedianhua,woshenxiyikouqi。

shi,wodidibaiqiyangshenziqueshiyouwenti,tashinanyoushinv,sinanyoufeinv,tashishuangxingren,jiushilaojiasuchengdeyinyangren。

tazixiaobushourendaijian,danwo……wozhendebuyuanyiqujieshoubinyiguan。

congxiaodaoda,wojiunengkandaobierenkanbudaodedongxi。

binyiguanlidejiashukuqinanshou,woqueyaodengdashuangyan,nuliqufenbian,naxiecaishizhenzhengdehuoren。

yezhengshizheishi,xinwenlideshitibeidashanglemasaike。

zhubogantannvzirucinianqingjiuzisha,shizaishilingrenxintong。

wosaoleyiyan,neinvrenchuanletiaohongqunzi,shizhijinqiu,tazhenghaoshuaizaileyiduikuhuangdeluoyeshang。

“dongdong”yishengqiaomensheng,rangwohuiguoshenlai。

“谁啊?”

meiyourenhuiwo,woqishenzoudaomenkou,qiaomenshengyouqi。

“谁呀?!”

dawanshangde,wocongmaoyanwangwaikan,waimianshiheide……heide?

xianzaixianchengdeloufangyeshishengkongdengle,waimianyourenbukenengbuliang,mobushidengdeshijiantaizhang,waimiandengzijimiele?

zheimexiangzhe,wocongwuliankailewojiamenkoudedeng,zhishisuizhedengliang,woquefaxianwaimianshenmerendoumeiyou。

人走了?

wogangyizhuanshen,“dongdong”shengyouqi。

“谁啊?”

wozaicongmaoyankan,waimianhaishimeiyouren,danwoquekandaolewodemenkouyouyiduikuhuangdeluoye。

xinwenliyijiubobaozhezishanvrendexinxi,wodenaohailikaishipinfanshanxianmasaikeshitixiadeluoye……

不会……不会吧?!

wotunlekoutuomo,jiutingmenwaichuanlaishengyin,“woxiangzhaoniyaodiandongxi。”

是细细的女声。

“nishisheia?jiuxiang、jiuxiangzhaowoyaodongxi?”

“neinizaicongmaoyankankanwo……”

wojiangyingdizhuanguotou,youkanxianglemaoyan,kaishiyishunjianbujujiao,wozhikandaolehongsedeyifu,kuhuangdeyezi。

houlaijujiaole,wokandaoleyizhangyijingshuailandelian……

我猛地后退数步。

huitoukankanxinwen,youkankanmen。

qiaomenshengjixu,woshenshangdelenghanjiuxialaile。

“nikaikaimen,woxiangzhaoniyaodiandongxi。”

womeiyouhuida,neimenbashoujiukaishizhuan,woganjinguoqusuoshangmen,jiutingwaimianyishengqingjiao,sishitonghu。

woyangtoukandaowomenshangmiangualegejingzi,shiduizhewaimiande,zheishiwojiujiujiwodejingzi,shiwozhiyiyaolikaibinyiguanchuwaitaoshenghuodeshihou,tasaijinwoshoulide。

waimianmeiledongjing,woquebugandongyixia。

chulaixiaobannianle,woyiweiwohuicheditaolineiyangdeshenghuo,danxianzaikanlaibingbushi……wobuguanzaibuzaibinyiguan,doujiangkanjianzheixiekepadedongxi……

worenbuzhuwuzhelian,hunshenzhandou。

shijianyifenyimiaodiguo,wobuganqushuijue,modi,youyisheng“dongdong”deqiaomensheng,wodexintidaolesangziyan。

她……她还没走吗?

“baisanxi,woshilouzhang,zhiqiannishuonijiameitongqi,woguolaikankan,haojinishangbao。”

是楼长大妈!

wowangmenbianzoulejibu,youduizhemaoyankan,queshishita,wozhiqianyezixunletongmeiqideshi。

neigenvrenyinggaizouleba?wozheiyoujiujiujidejingzi。

jiuzaiwoyaokaimendeshihou,woliulegexinyan,dishangdeluoyemeiyoushao!erlouzhangdamadejianbangshangdazheyizhiwaiqiniubadeshou!

woganjinhoutuishubu,renpinglouzhangdamabutingdipaimen。

“baisanxi,nizaijiadeba?nizheimenkoudedenghaikaizheni……baisanxi,baisanxi?”

houlailouzhangdamadeshengyinmeile,qiaomenshengyehaizaijixu,taqiaodewohuangzhangyouxinfan,woduojinwoshili,nabeizimengzhetou,duoduosuosuo。

yiqianzaibinyiguan,haiyoujiujiuhedidizai,qimajialiyougeren,erxianzai,zheixinzudewuzilizhiyouwoziji……

wodenaozihenluan,zheizhongshenghuo,wozenmejiutaolibule?

buzhiguoleduojiu,qiaomenshengmeile,wocaihuanhuanfangxiabeizi,ketingdedenghailiangzhe,dansihuliwohenyuan。

jiuzaicishi,wotingdaochuanghuchuchuanlai“dingding”deshengyin。

wolijihuitou,shuaibianxingdeshouzhizaiqiaojiwodechuanghu!

zheilishiliulou,neishouzhizaiwodechuanghushangdaichuyidaoyouyidaoxuehen,wodazhangzhezui,ketingdedengkaishihuminghuan,ranhouzhidaowanquanximie。

wozhenggerendouchuyuleheianzhizhong。

youlaojiuchuangzinuokaideneizhongciersheng,wobuganhuitou。

qishiwoxianglijibendaojingzineiqu,danshiwoyoupawochulebeizi,jiukanjianshenmekepadedongxi。

静默……静默……

huranerbianchuanlaiyishengxixideqinghuan。

“woxiangzhaoniyaodiandongxi,niweihejiubujini?”

neiyishunjian,wodexintidaolesangziyan,wohuangluandipaizhe,yebuzhidaozijiyoumeiyoupaidaota。

wozhishifengkuangdipaodaojingzinei,paochulemen。

qiutiandeyewanyijinghenliangle,wochuanzhetuoxieyizhipao,paochulexiaoqu,paodaolejiedaoshang。

wobugantingxie,zongganjueyoushenmezaihoumianzhuiwoyiban。

houlaiwopaodaolegongjiaozhan,neishihoutiankongfanqiyudubai,wojiuxianggeyaofanderenyiyanglata。

woshenmedoumeidai,weiyiqingxingdeshi,shoujiyizhizaikoudaili。

womochulai,duosuodianlejiujiudehaoma,“jiujiu……nengbunenglaixianchengjiewoyixia……wo、wojieshoubinyiguan……”

yinweiwowulunzaina,dounengkandaoneixiedongxi。