【shuaigemeinvmen，laidoulaile，dagekabei】
“zheigeshijie，nidebudaodedongxihuoxuhenshao，danwosumokendingshiqizhongyige！”
“liyihan，zheibeizidoubuhuihenizaiyiqide。nijiusilezheitiaoxinba！”
jingchengdiyiwudaogaozhong，gaosan（yi）banjiaoshi。
anjingdejiaoshihuranchuanlaijijufennunvsheng，jiaoshineisuoyourenmuguangtongshizhuanxianghoufang。
jiaoshihoumen，yiweichuanzhebaiseshuishoufudenvshengzhengzhanzaiyiweigaodadenanshengmianqian，aotuyouzhideshencaiyuzhifujinmitiehe，zhayikanxinxiongzhijianxiangshiyoudiandongxi。
xiuzhangdeshuangtuijinzhideguozheyishuangheise**，chongchizhexiexudutedexueshengyunwei。
jingzhidewuguanyubaixidepifu，zaijiaoshidengguangdeyingshemenglongdongren，ketacishimianlulengse，meimouzhijianjinshiyane，zhizhetashenqianneiweiyingjunshuaiqidenanshengnumadao。
“nizhibuguokaozhejiazuneixieshouduanxiepowoyunidinghun，danshiwozheibeizidoubuhuijieshouni！”
jiaoshineidezhongrenjianzhuang，kaishiyilunfenfen。
“aiyouwei，zheisudaxiaohuayoubeilishaoyebiaobaila！”
“wa～lishaoyekezhenshihaowurenxinga！yichushoujiushijiazhishangyidaxiabidegaojiqixueningjudanzuoweibiaobailiwu！”
“zheigaojiqixueningjudankeshimeiyiweijijiangcanjiawukaoxuezimengmeiyiqiudedongxi！keyinitiangaiming，tingshuochiletakeyirangmeiyouwudaotianfudexueshengzhijiedadaoliangdaxuefuderuxueshuiping！dannaihejiazhitaiguiangguo，qiexuyaozizhicainenggoumai，rangrenwangerquebu。”
“ai，zheimehaodedongxi，kexibeisudaxiaohuawuqingjujue！”
“fangpi，nimeikandaoneisumozuishangshuozhejujue，shentiquehenchengshi，yizhizuanzaishoulini！”
ercishizhanzaijiaoshihoumenkou，shenxianyulunxuanwodeliyihan，zaitingdaozheixieshengyinzhihou，mangrandikanzheyanqian。
tashencaitingba，jianmumeixing，shensuideyanmouzhijianbiliangtingzhi，lunkuoyourudaokebanjingzhi，jiuxiangyiweimishizairenjiandejingling，wanmeidewuguanwuketiaoti。
lianshangdeshenqingbingweiyinweibiaobaibeijuxiandehuangzhang，xiangfanyouxiezoushen。
这是，哪儿？
yanqianzheileisizuomengdechangjingrangliyihanyoudianmengbi，tahuanglehuangnaodai，mimangdekanzhesizhou。
taqingchudijidezijibushizaigongsiaoyejiabanma？
zenmedageduner，jiudaozheilaile。
这是...穿越了？
hurannaohaizhongkuaisuyongxianchuyidaduanbushuyutadejiyi，poshinaodaichuanlaiyizhencitong,rangtaweiweicumei。
zaiduanduanjimiaozhongxiaohuawanzheixiejiyihou，liyihanyixiajingxingguolai。
**？
zheibushizhiqiankanguodeneibenxiaoshuoma？
zenmejiyegandaozheierlaile？
zuoweigongsihelv，liyihanpingshizaigongsicesuobanshichubanshideshihou，yexihuankankanshuangwen。
dangshiduizheishuganxingqujiushiyinweizheishuqizhongyiweifanpaihetatongmingtongxing。
zheiliyihanzuoweifanpai，bujinzishenwudaotianfujiqiyouxiu，erjiazushiliyichangqiangda，zuoweidiyijiazuzaizhenggelanxingdouyouzhezhigaowushangdediwei！
fuqinlihuaixuanshibajiewuzun，zhizhangrenzushenpanting，chuyuquanlizhidian。
eryeyelishengtiangengshijiujiewusheng，zhenshoumohai，renzujinyoudejiweidinghaishenzhenzhiyi！
danshi，yuanbendeshuangwenrangtakandeyidiandoubushuang。
yinweizheishuzhongfanpaidegezhongmizhicaozuorangtajuedeyichangnaonu，youshihouzhenxiangzuanjinshuliqudaita，yongxingdonggaosuta，niumaruguoshengzailuomayinggaizenyangguo！
wojiuzuishangyiti，jieguozhenjiuguolaile？
liyihantucaoguitucao，naodaiquezaibuduanhuixiangzheishuzhongdejuqing。
这段剧情好熟悉。
sihushiliyihanduisumodediyibailingyicibiaobai。
he，neisumokebushishenmehaodongxi，yezhiyouyuanshuzhongnei**fanpaihuixuanzewudixiandexiatian。
kanguoyuanshudeliyihanfeichangqingchu，zhei**biaomianyitaobeidiyitao，tasujiayuanbenyigeburuliudexiaojiazu，nenggouyiyuechengweilanxingyiliushijia，kaodequanshitaliyihan！
danzheinvrenyusujiasihaomeiyoujiangtafangzaiyanli，bujinsiyiduoqulijiaziyuan，erqiehaimingmuzhangdanhuazhetadeqian，yongzhetadeziyuanbaoyangtadeqingren。
neiqingrenjiushiyuanshuzhongdezhujiao，zuozhedeqinerzi——yefeng！
meiqimingyuetamenshizhenai。
zijishigechazutamenmeihaoaiqingdedisanzhe。
zuikehende，shizaizuihouyefengchengjiuwudizhiweihou，jiangzhenggelijiamanmenchaozhan！
shirenjiezhilijiaduiyurenzudegongxian，danshiquebeichengweiwudideyefengqingyidingzui，zuizhongyichouwannian！
“niyiweisongwoququyimeijiazhishangyidegaojiqixueningjudanjiunengshouhuowodefangxin？”
“nigenbenjiubudongwo！？”
“niwanquanbuzhidaowoxiangyaoshenme！？”
sumoyilianbuxiedekanzheyanqianmangrandeliyihan，biaoqingsuiranjinxianyane。
danshixinzhongquedandingziruo，yanshenzhongchongmanzhezixin。
zheitiangoudexinggezaojiubeitananiedesisi。
meicibiaobai，zhiyaozhuangzuoshengqi，tajiuhuinachugenghaodedongxilaihongziji。
zheigaojiqixueningjudansuiranzhiqian，danpeitademeimaokeyuanyuanbugou。
zheikeshidiyibailingyicibiaobai，nvrenyishengzhongnengyoujici？
jiuzheidianchengyidoumeiyou，haihaoyisilaibiaobai！？
kuangqie，zheiyefenggegekeshidaolejijiangwukaodeguanjianshike，zheigaojiqixueningjudansuiranbucuo，danshiwodeweitazhengqudedaoyibagaojiedewuqicaixing！
zhiqianliyihansongdeneibabjiyinjianhaibunengfahuichuyefenggegedequanbushili，zhiyaodedaoajiwuqi，woyefenggegebujinkeyiyijukaoshangzuidingjiandexuefu，haiyoukenengbeiqijieshenzhibajiededaoshixuanzhong！
xiangdaozhei，sumodelianjiashanguoyimofeihong。
zhiyouzheiyangyouxiudeyefenggegecaipeideshangwo，eryanqianzheigenanrenchulezhangdeshuaiheyouqianzhiwaihaiyoushenme？
他根本就不懂我！！
jianliyihanyizhifadaibuliziji，sumoxinzhongshengqiyiguwumingdehuoyan，talengshengwuqingdekaikou。
“liyihan，niyiweizheiyangzhuangfengmaishahuibihuatijiukeyiduoguoqulema？”
“zaishuoyici，nizhidaowoxiangyaodeshishenmema？”
“woxiangyaodeshiniquxiaowomenzhijiandedinghun，peichangwozheimeduonianlaidemingyusunshifei，ranhouxiaoshigundan！”
“你知道吗！？”
yuanbenhaizaishiyingjiyideliyihan，tingdaozheijijuhuahoushunjiantingzhileshiying。
tataiqitoukanzhesumo，yanshenzhongdaizhexiexujingxi。
baituohelvshechushenfen，chuanyuedingjianshijiashaoye，hainengtuihunyigenvchabiao。
niumachushengzailuoma，wodechuntianzhongyuyaolailema？
“一言为定！”
“双喜临门！”
liyihanjidongdekaikou，shengpazijishuowanleside。
“a？ni。nishuoshenme？”
sumolengleyixia，yiweizijichuxianlehuanting，yanshenhuanghudefanwendao。
“woshuo，jiuanzhaonishuode，tuihun。”
“真，真的吗！？”
zaiciquerenzijimeiyoutingcuodesumoyanshenyixiaqingcheqilai。
wozhongyukeyibaituozheigefanrendeshijiashaoye，guangmingzhengdadeheyefenggegezaiyiqilema！？
“ng，mingtianzhongwu，wohuiqinzishangmen，jiechuhunyue。”
liyihanyuqijiandingdebuchongleyiju。
“太好了！”
sumotingdaozheigexiaoxi，gaoxingdeyuandibengdaqilaizhuanlejiquan，suihouxiangshihuranxiangqishenme，zaicikanzheliyihan，zhiwendao。
“neiwozheimeduoniandemingyusunshifeini？”
“耽误我这么久。”
“nvhaizideqingchunkeshiwujiade！”
“nizhunbeipeijiwoshenme！？”
tingwensumodecihua，liyihanxiaochulesheng。
danwu？zheijinianlainiheyefengbeidilitoujimogoukemeishaozuo，haihaoyisishuodanwu。
suihouqingchiyishengsihuxiangdaoleshenmeyouqudeshiqing。
“dangranmeiwenti，zheigewoxianzaijiukeyijini。”
“是什么呢！？”
sumomanlianqidaidekanzheliyihanchuaizaikudoulideshou，pingjiezheitiangoudedaqi，zheibisunshifeijiyoukenengbaozhangtayuyefenggegeshushinian！
“是这个！”
zhijianliyihanzhouranmuguangyileng，congkudouzhongxunsuchouchushouzhang，mengdiyixia。
henhenshuaizailesumoneibaixizhinendelianjiashang。
啪！！！
“一个大逼斗。”