第一章 见鬼了,植物会说话

“zheizhongguinvnihaiyoushenmehaodianjide?kesiqindie,youkedelijiaxiucaishuaiduantui,meirangnipeiqianjiubucuole,tuiqinhaibushiyinggaide!ganjingun,bieaiyan!”

“niang,ninjiurangwojinqukantayiyan,erxiqiuninle。”zhourongguidiaiqiu,huisedelianshanghengmancangsangzhouwen。

“sheidoubuzhunqukanzheigesangmenxing,yebuzhunsongchidejinqu,yaoshibeiwozhidao,nimenquandoujiwogunchuqu!”

caozananting,keboxilidemashengchuanlai,chaoxingleyunluo。

yunluozhengkaiyan,tuqiangtuibai,mubanpolan,yinyuetoujinyixieguangxian。

这是哪?

tazhijidechehuohouyanzhongdeyipianxuehongheweihunfuhuangzhangdelian。

tajiannanqishen,gushouruchaideshoutuiletuimen,menmeidong,congwaimianbeisuosile。

menwaidetaitaizhengningdelianshangzhezidongzhe,shuangyansinengpachudushe,tajinjinningzheyipangfunvdeerduo,funvchiteng,yanliqinmanleihua,quebugankuchusheng。

“huiqubazhuweile,ranhouquxiyifu,yunjiabushibaiyangnimende!”

yizhenxuannaoguohou,menwaianjingle。

naohaizhongdejiyidaliangyongru。

云洛脑袋一阵疼痛。

tazheishibeineiduizhananjiannvkaichezhuanglezhihou,chuanyuele。

bianchengletongyangqicandeyuanzhu。

yuanzhudeweihunfugenyuanzhutangmeiyunlansihuishuaiduanletui,quefeishuoshitakede。

lijiafumuzhaoshangmendanaoyichang,jieguoshijieqinderenhuanchengletangmeiyunlan,eryuanzhuquebeiyidunhaoda,guanjinwuzi。

“姐?”

menwaichuanlaiyishengxiaoxinyiyidaizhezhandoudeshengyin。

yunluochaoshengyindefangxiangkanguoqu,mubanliekaidekouzilichuxianyizhanglahuangsedelian。

zheishiyuanzhudedidiyunshaojie。

“jie,wojinidaileganliang,nixianchi,wowanshangzailai。”

yunshaojiejucubuandekanlekansizhou,bashouliyijingliangtoudebanmeiyecaiyumibingzisaijinqu,caixiaoxindepaole。

shuoshiyumibingzi,buzhidaochanleshenme,yikouyaoxiaqu,gabengluoya,tapinmingshunleshunbozi,caiyanxiaqu。

要命,更饿了。

huanshiyiquan,mubanyouxiefulan,yunluoyijiaochuaiguoqu,jiaodibanhuolaladeteng。

zheifushenzitairuole,danhaodaimenkaile。

“yaopaola,yaopaola,yunjiadeshaguinvyaopaola!”

“shei?”yunluojingtidekanlekansizhou,kuyehualaladediao,meigerenying。

taxinliyixiazishenglejifenkongju。

chuanyuezheizhongshidouyou,nandao……shigui?

“你踩着我了……”

yunluohoutuijibu,taditou,dishangyouyizhucheqiancao,zhengduizhetahuangdong。

“henishuohuani!”neizhulvyouyoudecheqiancaohuangdongzheyepian。

yunluoyigeliangqiangshuaixiaqu,kanzhedishangyaobaidecheqiancao,neiyangzihuoshengshengjianguileyiyang。

植物会说话?

她……没听错吧?

“咕噜噜……”

“niduzijiaole!”xiaocheqiancaojixukaikou,liangpianxiannendeyepianyihe,sizaizuobiaoqing,

云洛不语。

“wangqianzhizou,ranhoukanjiandiyikeshujiuzuoguai,neiliyouchide。”

yunluodiandiantou,jingyaguohou,tanaozilishenglejifenlizhi。

tadazhedanzikaojin,dunxiashen,wendao:“zheilisuoyourendounenghenimenshuohuama?”

cheqiancaoyepiandakai,huanglehuang,“wozhijianguoniyige。”

她?

这算什么技能?

tahaixiangwenshenme,quejiancheqiancaolvyelongzaiyiqi,zhongjianxizhangdesuiqinghuangzhe,sijinruleshuimengzhong。

yunluorouleroushoushangdeyuqing,qishenchaocheqiancaozhiyindefangxiangguoqu。

kedaole,yunluoshayanle。