第六章 丢了西瓜捡芝麻

tachaodishangdeyudanpeileyikou“goudongxi,danganxiaoxianggunainai,shijinidachulai,zheicijinigejiaoxun,xiacinijiumeineimehaomingle,heng!”

taxiangshuopinzhenaochuxue,yeyaoshougeletadexingming。

guoran,zouleren,xinqingshuang。

qinyuejinlecun,kuaidaozhuangjiashi,caicongkongjianbalianggekuangziquchulai,yigebeizheyigelinzhe。

zhuangshizhanzaizijiamenkou,wangqishiyiyangzhengdengzheta。

qinyuegoulegouchun,haoxihuanyourendengdeganjue,qianshigujiaguarenleyibeizi,meirenhuizheiyangdengta。

zhuangshikanjianqinyue,mangshangqianjieguotashoulidekuangzi。

“kehuilaile,eleba,fandouzuohaole。”

“你爹娘如何?”

zhuangshiheqinyuejinleyuan,bayuanmenchashang。

“douhenhao,wobayaozhayouaoleyici,weijiletamen,qisebizhiqianqianglexie。”

“很聪明嘛。”

“heihei,xianchifanba?”

mounanbeikuajiang,haixiudezhuazhuatoushaxiaoliangsheng。

qinyuecongkuangzilibayoudengquchulai,yonghuoshidianranfangzaizhuozishang。

zhuangshibawankuaibaishang,jiezhedengguangkandaotahuanleyishenxinyi,bizhiqiandeyangzihaokan,yenianqinglehenduo。

“我吃过了。”

“neinibakuangzilidedongxianpaiyixia,neijizhijixianfangzaichaifang,mingerleigejiwo,bieranghuangshulangdiaolequ。”

zhuangshilaidaokuangziqian,kanjianmanmanliangkuangdedongxi,xinlifanzhedigu:

zheimeduodongxidehuaduoshaoqian?tazaishanlidouwadaoleshenme?rencan?lingzhi?nandaoqushenshanle?

xiangdaozheixie,xinlibudejingerle,renjiayigefurendounengjinshanzhuanqian,tayigedalaoyemenquebajiaguochengzheiyang,zhenshibena!

qinyuehezhezhoudingzhetadeyijuyidong,“biemoceng,kuaidianzhe。”

zhuangshihuiguoshenmangantadefenfu,yiyangyiyangdezhenglizhe,tabuduandecongkuangzilina,tajiubuduancongkongjianwanglifang,zheishaxiaoziyidiandoumeichajue。

yeshenle,qinyuedaozaicaoduishangbimurushui,dantianlidetaijituruoyinruoxian,putongrenyongrouyangenbenkanbudao。

zhuangshitangzaikangshangnanyirushui,tingshuoqinshizaiyangjiafeichangqinkuai,renyedunhoulaoshi,zheiyangdenvrenkeshidazhedenglongdouzhaobudao。

yaoshiyangjiazhidaotahuicaiyao,huizhibingjiuren,haihuizhuanqiandehua?neibudechangzidouhuiqingle?

huogai,diuleyigexigua,jianleyigezhima,haiyiweizhanleduodabianyi。

taguangxiangzheixiele,jiumeixiangxiang,tadaodizhenglileduoshaodongxi,yigenvrenyoushiruhenonghuilaide。

次日一早

zhuangshixianqukanlekanshuangqin,zaidaochufang,kanzhemanwudedongxi,tadoubuzhidaoruhexiashoule。

xianshaoshangyiguoshui,zaibamaideguowanpiaopenqingxiyibian,youbadongxizhongxinfenleiguizhenghao,taolexiaobanpenbaimixiadaoguoli。

qinyuedeshengwuzhonghenzhun,tianyiliangjiuxingle,yongshouzhizhanzheqingyanshualeya,xilelian,laidaoyuanlidezhuoqianzuoxia。

zhuangshiganjintaoleyiwankaishui,duanguolaifangzaizhuoshang。

“xianhekoushui,fanyihuierjiuhao。”

qinyueweibizheyan,muyuzheyangguang,“ng,bushiyoujidanherouma?buyongshengzhe,zanmendeshentidouxuyaohaohaobubu,youqishinidieniang。”

“晓得了。”

“jialineixiepolededongxirengdaoyuanyuande,wobuxiangzaikandao。”

“shi”zhuangshihaizhenbazijidangtadexiarenle。

congxiaojiejianguandeta,jidieniangzhengleyiwandangeng,yongsuyouchaoleyipanjidan,youqieleroupianchaoleyipanxiancai。

fancaibaishangzhuo,qinyuexiaole。

“zheiyangjiuduilou,yiqianjialimeitiaojianchibuqi,xianzaiyoule,jiuyaodundunchihaode,zheiyangshenticaihuijiankang,caibupabaqianjiaojiyaopu。”

tingciyishuo,zhuangshishunjianxinzhongchangliangqilai。

qinyuejialeyikuaizijidanfangzaizuili,lijizhouqilemeitou。

“没放盐?”

zhuangshilianyihong,“meifangxiguanjiwangle,neigexiancaichaoroupianhaishibucuode。”

qinyuechangleyikoudiandiantou,mengbudingdelaileyiju。

“yihouwozhuwai,nizhunei!”

“啊?”

zhuangshidunganlianshaoshaodesaodehuang,nayourangnvrenzhuanqian,nanrenzuojiawude?

“怎么?不愿意?”

“bu,bushi,jiushijuedezhuanqiandeshigainanrenlaizuo。”

“neininengyirizhuandaomaizheixiedongxideqianma?”

“不,不能!”

zhuangshibeishuodedixiatou,budebuchengrenzijimeiyouzheigenengli。

qinyuehengletayiyan:“jibuneng,jiuganhaowojiaodaideshiqing,nizhixuzuodaotinghuajike,bieshishierde。”

“知道了!”

qinyuechibaohezu,qishenbazhiyaogongjubaizaiyuanli,bamailaideyaocaizhekaibao,kaishizhiyao。

kanzhetamangliu,xiangdaodieniangdeshentihenkuaihuifu,xiangdaoqinyuedezhuanqiannengli,zhuangshizhenshiganjingershizu。

tashoushihaowankuai,jidieniangweilefan,fashangmian,bayuanlaidejiwoxiuzhengleyixia,xiaojifanglimian,sashangyibaxiaomi,fangshangbanwanshui,kanzheqiangshichidexiaojizaier,tadexiongzhongnengliangmanman,ganjuezheicaishitaxiangguoderizi。

zuowanzheixie,zhuangshishenxiyikouqi,tizhekandao,beileyikuncaoshengchulemen。

qinyueditoushuliandenianzheyaocai,zhiyaodegongxufanduo,jiutazheiyangdeqiangpozheng,buzuodaozuihaobuhuibaxiu。

yishangwuzhiyanlewubaomanyideyaofen。

tanaleyibaodaozaiwanli,taoledianreshuijinqu,yongshaozijiaolejiao,kandaowandimeiyoucanzha,zheicaimanyi。

suihouduanzhewanjinlewu,xianjilianglaorenbalexiamai,jiezhebatangyaoweilejinqu。

gangzouchuwu,jiukanjianzhuangshituozheliangkecuzhuangdeshujinleyuan。

tabawanfangzaizhuoshang,kanzhezhuangshishuodao:

“yaoyijingjitamenweixia,yaobaofangzaikangtou,yitianyibaoyici,weixiajike。”

“我爹娘?”

“tamenzhihuiyuelaiyuehao。”

“neijiuhao,woquzuofan!”

taxianquwulikanleyiyanshuangqin,jiezhedaochufangzhengmantou,daodimeishedequanbuyongbaimian,limianchanleyibanyumimian。

yigeguozaojiushiman,tabujinkanleyiyanqiangbiandeliangkoudatieguo。

qinshimaizheixie,shibushijiuxianzaotaibugouyong?

dengyoushijianzhongxinpangezao,yigaoliangdi,zheiyangzuoqifanlaijiukuaiduole。

xiangguixiang,tashoushangdedongzuomeiting,zhenghaomantou,chaoleyigexiancaichaorou,aolebanguoxiaomitang,zuihoubasuoyoudefeirouqiele,fangzaiguolizhunbeilianzhuyou。

daolefandian,zhuangshizhunshibaihaofancai,zijizaichufanglikanzheguozao。

youshixiancaichaorou,qinyuezhouleyixiameitou,kanlaiyoubiyaotishengzheixiaozidechuyile。

xiawu,tameiyouxiuxi,jixugudaozheyaocai,jiejishaitaiyang,xishouriguangnengliang。

zhuangshibaozheyigexiaotanzi,laidaoqinyuejinqian,youxiebuhaoyisidewendao:

“wolianhaolezhuyou,nengbunengjisunjiasongyiguan?”

“孙家?”

“ng,tajiazhuzaicunzhong,zheixienianyizhizaijiejizhuangjia,jialiyoulejiuhai,meiyoulejiuqujie,yezhiyoutajiakenjie,congmeicuihai。”

qinyueshunjianmingbaile,takanzheguanzi,shizuixiaohaode,yushidiandiantou。

“嗯”

zhuangshipatabugaoxing,haijieshileyixia。

“nifangxin,zheijiashinide,dongxidoushinizhibande,fanshiwodouhuigennishangliang,nibutongyide,wojueduibuhuiquzuo。”

“你明白就好。”