第一章唐僧
“haishui！haishui！zheidoujidianle！jinianpaidexiangqinyaochidaole！”
“aiya，ma！woshuoguolewobuqu!zairangwoshuihuier！”
wobabeizimengzaitoushang，fanlegeshenzhunbeijixushuijue！
womazhanzaichuangbian，qibudayichulai!danyouwukenaihe。yankanzhelinjuxiaohutamadoubaoshangsunzile，gengshizhejidebuxing！
“ai，wodaodishishangbeizizuoleshenmeniea，rangwotanshangzheimegeerzi！”womashuowan，zhuanshenguanshangmenzoulechuqu！
wojiaoyangsen，jinnian29sui。daxuebiyehouzaijialiangnian，gongzuobushunli，ganqinggengshiyidianzheluodoumeiyou。womazhejikendingshiyouyuanyinde，duimenlinjuxiaohuqunianjiedehun，gangshengxiayigeerzi。houjiedeliufeideduixiangyetingzheduzicongwaidihuijia，zhunbeihunshi。meidangwomazoudaojieshang，doubikairenzou，jiupabierenwenwodeshi。
yizhishuidaozhongwu，womahanwoqichuangchifan，wocongchuangshangbuqingyuandepaqilai，chuanshangyifu，kaishixishu。
xishuwan，wozhanzaijingziqian。zuoshoushuzi，youshoufajiao，yongshouzhiyigengendedalizhewodefaxing！
“tiantianbazijidaliderenmogouyangde，doukuai30lelianduixiangdouzhaobudao，wokannihaishitiguangtoufaqusimiaodangheshangba！”womacongwoshenbianluguo，xiezheyanduiwomaiyuanzhe。
zheizhonghuawoyijingtingdetaiduole，suoyiyejiubingmeiwangxinliqu。
“wozhendangleheshang，yeshimiaolizuishuaideheshang！”wohuitouduizhewomafanbodao。
“nishuoni，yaoshengaoyoushengao，yaozhangxiangyouzhangxiang，weishenmejiubunenghaohaotangeduixiang？”
“nandaozhangdeshuaijiubixutanduixiangma？wopingshilidanshen！”
tingwanwozheifanhua，womagengshiqidaobuxing，zhijiezhizhewobizi，pokoudamadao：“nixianzaijiwogunchuqu，shashihouzhaodaoduixiang，shashihouhuijia！”
“走就走！”
shuozhewonaqiwaitaoshuaimenerchu！
zouchujiamen，wonachushouji，botonglefaxiaoerpangdedianhua！
“wei，erpang，dengxiadataiqiuqua！”
“senge，jintiankongpabuxingle，wocaitanlegenvpengyou，dengxiadaitaquguangshangchangni，jiuzheimeshuoba，mangzheni，woxianguale！”
“made......ni......”
budengwoshuowan，erpangbawodedianhuaguale！
womanwumudezaijieshangzouzhe，jintianshiqingrenjie，lushangdexiaoqinglvgewaideduo，yiduiduidecongwoshenbianzouguo。
wobingbuzaiyizheixie，kenengshiwoyanguangtaigaoleba，duilingyibanyaoqiuyouxiegao，dabufennvshengdourubulewodeyan。suoyidaxuesinianwobingmeiyouxiangdaduoshurenyiyang，tanyichangshenzhijichanghonghonglieliedelianai！
buzhibujue，wozoudaoleyijiawangbamenkou，jiranmeirenpeiwodataiqiu，neiwojiuqudayouxiba！suihouwobianjingzhixiangwangbaneizouqu！
kaileyitaiji，youdianleyifenzhujiaofan，zuozaidiannaoqian，dakaile《xiyouchuan》，zheishizuijinbijiaohuodewangluoyouxi。
xuanzejiaosedeshihou，wokandaduoshurendouxuanzedewukongbajie，wozheirenbajiuxihuanfanqidaoerxingzhi，woxuanleyigerangrenrenweizuimeiyongdetangseng！
xuanzejiaosehou，wohenkuaibianbeiyouxilidejuqingjidailejinqu，cishiwojiushitangsengbenren。suizherenwuyiguanguandeguo，wobuzhibujueyijingcongzhongwuwandaolehoubanye。