kanzheneiqingnianzhizheziji，yiliankudachoushenxiangshizijizhailetajiataozideyangzi，liyixinlimianshifendeyumen。
哥们，我们认识吗？
yongbuyongyijianmianjiubaichuzheiyangyifulianse，haoxiangtayijingdinglehenjiudetaozibeizijijizhaile，womenbushua！
juemeinvzibingweilihuizheiqingnian，kanzheneiyaoweizuyoushuitongcudefuren，zhuantouduiliyishuodao：“xianggong，qieshenweinijieshaoyixia，zheiweishiershenniang。”
“相公！”
tingdaojuesemeinvdechenghu，neiqingniandeliansemengdiyibian，yongyizhonglenglideyanshenwangzheliyi，kandaotadeyanjing，liyibuyoudecongxinlimianganshoudaoleyiguhanyi。
“ruyi，nibuneng……”neiqingniannanzigangyaokaikou，quejianneibeichengweiruyidenvziqiaolianyihan，yizhangpaizaishencedehongmugaozhuoshang。
“zenme，wozuoshihaiyaoxiangnibinggaoma？”
砰！
zailiyijingkongdemuguangzhong，neizhangkanshangqushifenjieshidemuzhuo，shunjiansifenwulie，bianchengleyidicanhai。
zhuoshangdechabeiwandiedengciqi，yeyiqishuaidefensui。
kandaozheiyimu，liyidebiaoqingzhujianbiandedaizhi，renshengguanshijieguanhejiazhiguandouyouxiedianfu。
tacishinaohailimianzhiyouyigeniantou。
zheinimashizaipaiwuxiajuba？
xiangdaozijigangcaijuranxiangyaozhifuzheigenvziduoluertao，liyibuyoudedaleyigeduosuo，momodexiangzhechuangweidefangxiangyidongleyidian。
hetatongyangdaleyigeduosuodebushizhiyouliyiyige，haiyouneigetixingshifen“jianshuo”defuren。
“ruyi，ni……”tayouxieliansefabaidezhizheganggangpaisuizhuozi，ruowuqishizhanzaineilidenvzi，benlaishixunchidehua，cishiqueyouxieshetoudajiedeshuobuchulai。
“buzhiershennianghaiyoushenmezhijiao？”neinvzihensuiyidepailepaishou，kanzheta，dandandeshuodao。
“ni，niyigeguniangjia，zenmenengzuochucideng，cidengyouru……”zhongnianfurenliansezhanghong，huashuoleyiban，yanjianneinvzideshouyoutaileqilai，buyoudedaleyigeduosuo，jijimangmanglazheneinianqingrenpaochulefangjian。
yizhanglianmuzhuodounengpaisui，zheiyaoshiluozaitadeshenshang，neihaibuyaoletademinga！
canghuangdejiaobushengtingbudaole，fangjianzhizhongshunjiananjinglexialai。
“haibuzhixianggongxingming？”
“li……liyi。”liyishenxileyikouqishuodao。
piankezhihou，yueerdanquebuhanyousihaoganqingdeshengyinzaicichuandaoleliyideerbian。
“shihoubuzaole，xianggongzaoxieanqinba……”
qingyingdejiaobushengjianjiandeyuanqu，tingdaoguanmenshengzhihou，liyitaitouwangleyiyan，faxianmenwaiyouyidaodandandeyingzizhuzuleshumiao，caiyoushengyinchuanleguolai。
“qieshen……liuruyi。”
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neinvzilikaizhihou，chulemouzhongbuzhimingdechongmingzhiwai，fangjianlimianjiumeiyoulerenheshengxiang。
liyidaidaidewangzhejianloudewuding，xujiuzhihou，zhangtanleyikouqi，zhitingtingdetangzailechuangshang，yanjingquemeiyoubishang。
suiranxianzaidetayijinghenleile，danliyideshenjinghaimeiyoudatiaodaojinglilezheimeduodeshiqing，hainengshenmedoubugudedaotoudashui……
tushuguandahuo，feiyisuosidechuanyue，chadianbeiburenshidelaotouzhuazhushaosi，jiaoxingtaotuo，youbeishanzeizhuaqilaidangleyazhaixianggong，mingtianhaibuzhidaohuizenyang……
liyijuedezijidejingliruguonengxiechengyibenshu，kendinghuishifenchangxiao，buguoxianzaijitashigedanzitayebuganxie，naoziliyouzheizhongxiqiguguai，guangguailulidexiangfa，yaoshibeibierenzhidaole，jueduibuhuikuataqisimiaoxiangnaodongda，zhibudinghaidejiazaihuoshangkao……
suanle，buxiangzheixiele，xinlei。
dangwuzhiji，haishixiangaoqingchuzheidaodishishenmechaodai，shenmedifangzhihou，zaizuoqitadedasuan。
naohaizhizhongkongkongdangdangde，meiyouguanyuzheixieshiqingderenhejiyi，duiyuzheigexiaobailianchulezheijushentizhiwaishenmedongxidoumeiyouliujiziji，liyideyuannianhenda。
buguo，zaizenmeshuo，chuanyuezhenaodaishangzonggaishidingzhezhujiaoguanghuandeba？
naodailimianzhuangzheneimeduolingxianzheigeshijiejibaishangqianniandezhishi，pingjiezijidecongmingcaizhi，haipahundebuhao？
bushuofenghoubaixiang，danggedaguanzongshihenqingsongdeshiqingba？
daoshihoufeihuangtengdale，jiulingzhejigegoutuizi，meishilezaidajieshangdiaoxidiaoxiliangjiafunv，guozhexiaosawubideshenghuo，haobuqieyi……
dixiatouxianglexiang，piankezhihou，liyideyankuangyouxieshirun。
科举？
tayigegongkesheng，baguwenbuhuixie，sishuwujingbuhuibei，zhuanyebuduikou，kejuzheitiaolukendingzoubutong……
造火药？
suishuozaihoushi，huoyaodepeifangkeyihenrongyidezaiwangshangchadao，dansheitamaxianzhemeishilehuiquchaneige？
pingjiexianjindekexuezhishi？
tianwendili，shengwugongcheng，zheixiedongxijiusuanliyixinlimianshifenqingchuyejieshibule，zaichuanyuezhiqian，tahaimeiyoushuofulaomagaibianrangtamashangxiangqindexiangfa，gengbieshuowangxianggaibianguren。
gujidaoshihoubeibianchengkaoroudekenengxinggengdayidian。
liyibeiaidefaxian，tahaoxiangshenmedougaibianbule，yeshenmedoubugangaibian。
jiuzaizaoshangdeshihou，tahaizaiweiyihouchishenmeerfachou，jialimeiyouyilimi，zhenzhengdejiatusibi，yiqiongerbai……liyidouhuaiyizheijushentideyuanzhurenjiushibeieside。
kenengshiyinweimeixinqingdeyuanyin，xianzaidetahaibuzenmeganjuedaoe，danzongguishiyaomianduiqueshaoshiwuzheigewentide。
taitouwangzhepoluodewuding，liyiyouyoudetanleyikouqi。
meiyouchuanyuedaodafuzhijiayejiubale，haodaiyedebuchouchichuanba，xianzaidaohao，cunziyehuibuqule，lianzhudedifang……
咦！
liyihuranyigeliyudatingdecongchuangshangfanleqilai。
住处？
xianzaizheilibujiushima？suiranjianlouleyidian，danshibitazhiqiandewuzibuzhidaohaoleduoshao。
食物？
kaiwanxiao，zheiyeyongchou，shanzeihuiqueshaochidedongxima？jiranneimeinvhaiyaotabangmang，ziranbuhuiesiziji。
老婆？
buyongbeilaombzhequxiangqin，buyongmaifangbuyongmaiche，suiranshishangmen，danzijimingyishangdeqizizhangdekeshilianhoushineixiedamingxingdoubibushang，zheiyangxianglai，zuoyigeyazhaixianggong，sihu……yebushiyijianchikuideshiqing？
buyongpinlemingyiyangdegongzuo，meitianleidexianggouyiyang，huijiahaiyaoqiazhezhitoujisuanzheidianweibodegongzidaodihaiyaoduoshaoniancainengmaishangshuyuzijideyitaofangzi……
房子？
zijidelaopokeshishanzeizhaizhu，waimianzhengzuoshantoudoushiwode！
xiangdaozheili，liyihuranjianhuorankailang。
官居一品，算什么？
封侯拜相，没意思！
wokeshiyaochengweishanzeiwang------denanren！