“zaixiaoxiaodehuayuanlimian，wayawayawa。zhongxiaoxiaodezhongzi，kaixiaoxiaodehua。zaidadadehuayuanlimian，wayawayawa。zhongdadadezhongzi，kaidadadehua……”
qingsongliantiyijie！zhongyuchengweixiuxingzhe，maichulefeishengchengxiandediyibu，zheshikexikehe。paoyaoyudelikuan，kaixindihengqilexiaoqu，tongshixinyiyidong，yanqianbianfuxianchulexunidegerenmianban。
【likuan（gongde：20）】
【chaoshishangpin：paomian（zengjiaxindeshangpinzhonglei，xuyao100liangyinzi。）】
【xiuweijingjie：liantiyijie（zhijieshengjixuyao2000diangongde。）】
【功法技能：无】
likuandegerenmianban，xinxihenshao，jiandanmingle。zhiyaoyou2000diangongde，jiukeyizaicizhijieshengjijingjie！
wanquanbuxuyaozijikuhahadixiulian。xialiansanfu，dongliansanjiu，meitianlingchenqilaidamojingu，zheixiequandoubuxuyao。zhenxinbucuo！
zhishi，zheigongfajinengyigedoumeiyou，lvexianhansuan。zhiyouxiuwei，buhuijineng，yihoudongwudeshihou，kongpazhinengluanlunwangbaquanle。
youaiguanzhan！zheizenmenengxing！
dezhaoyimenjilidegongfajineng！
“xiaohong，nihuishenmewugong？”
yushi，likuanzhuantoukanxiangyipangzhengzaiqiaoqiaogenzhehenggedeyahuanxiaohong。
“zaitebiedadehuayuanlimian，wayawayawa，zhongtebiedadezhongzi，kaitebiedadehua……a！dianxiajiaowo？bizicengjinggenzheneiyuandejiaoxixueguoquanjiaohefeidao。”
gangtinglejibian，bianchenmiyuwayawayadeyahuanxiaohong，fanyingmanlebanpai，hengwanyijuhou，caiyishidaolikuanzaiwenziji，lianmanglianshangyihong，kuaisudadao。
“daidaoleme？luyishoukankan。”
quanjiaoshijinshenroubo，jiusuanle。feidaotingqilaimanbucuode。
“weilebaohudianxiadeanquan，bizidefeidaoconglaidoushisuishenxiedai。dianxia，qingkan。”
xiaohongshuozhe，yitaishouluqilexiuzi，shunjiangeboqianbeishangluchuleyipai，hanguangshanshandeliuyefeidao。
zaiyitaishou，shunjianyibafeidaobianchuxianzailexiaohongdeshouxin。
“嗖！”“嘣！”
likuanyagenjiumeikanqingzahuishi，xiaohongshouzhongdefeidaobianhuazuoyidaoliuguang，feilechuqu，zhayanjianbianchazailebuyuanchudefangmenshang。
“……”
zheiyishoufeidao，ganjingliluo，kuairushandian！beijingyandaole！meixiangdao，pingshitanchitanshui，youxiemeixinmeifeideyahuanxiaohong，jingranrucilihai。
yizhaozhidi，judiyuwai，haijuyouyidingdeyinbixing，feidaodezheijigetediandoumanfuhelikuandexinyi。
jiutale！woyaoxuefeidao！
likuandadingzhuyihou，gangxiangkaikourangxiaohongjiaozijilianfeidao，quezaicitingdaoleneigejixiebandetishiyin。
【ding，runinsuoyuan。xiaohao20diangongde，zidongxuehuilefeidaowuji：zhaiyefeihua。】
【zhaiyefeihua：feidaowuxuejineng。xiuliandaodacheng，liwuxufa！xiuliandaoyuanman，keyizhenzhengshixianzhaiyefeihua，wanwujiekeweifeidaodejingjie。
wuxuejinengzonggongfenwei：chuxue、rumen、shulian、jingtong、xiaocheng、dacheng、yuanman，zonggong7gedengji。】
zheixitongyetaitiexinle！wanquanbujilikuannulixuexidejihui，20diangongdejingranzhijierangxuedaolefeidaojineng。
buguo，likuandehuanlezhichixuleyimiaozhong，yinweihenkuai，xitongtishiyinzaicixiangqi。
【ding，nindefeidaojinengzhaiyefeihua，muqiandadaolechuxuedengji。zhijietishengdaorumendengjixuyao100diangongde。
ninmuqiandegongdeyueweiling，buzu100dian，feidaojinengzidongshengjishibai。】
“……”
de，haishidejixuzhuangongde！
……
dailikuanxishuwanbi，zaicihuidaoshangpujinsilou。jinsiloulicongpaotangdehuoji，daodongjiawuzhaodoushiyifushencaiyiyi、ganjingshizu、gonggongjingjingdemoyang。
huojimenzheibeizidiyicichibaolefan，diyicichidaojuejiameiwei。erwuzhaozeshichedibalikuandangchengledayinyinyushideshenxianrenwu。
“开张营业！”
dedaolikuankendingdeyanshenhou，wuzhaoyishengjiaohe。tingyezhengdunlebantiandejinsilou，zaicigezhizhididakailedamen。
piankezhihou，zhenzhennongyu、chanrendexiangqi，zhujiancongjinsiloulipiaolechulai，dianranlezhengtiaojieyoukedexiujue。
“si……shishenme！zenmezheimexiang！”
“咕咚！我饿了！”
“haoxiangshijinsilou，kuaiqukankan……”
meiguoduojiu，zhengtiaojiederen，douzhengxiankonghou、fengyongerzhi。
“汤饼免费试吃？”
“meitianmianfeizengsong10wanxianjiatangbing，xiandaoxiande，songwanweizhi。”
“看着就好吃！”
“neihaiyouyushenme！woxianlaitidajiachangchang！shankai，shankai……”
meiguoduojiu，yigeshenxingzhuangshuo，wudasancu，geboshangjirouguguzhe，nongmeidayanwanruotongling，manlianluosaihuzideweimenghanzi，zuixianmeirenzhu，lvxianbozhongerchu。zoujinshichiqu，yemeizuoxia，zhijieduanqizhuozishangdedawan，chaoqilekuaizi：
“chiliuchiliu……gudonggudong……”
“xiongtai，weidaoruhe？”
zhouweirenjianweimenghanzichidegewaiguoyin，yushibianyourenkaikouwendao。nacengxiang，neiweimenghanzi，quezhuangchuyiliankuxiang，yibianhetang，yibianwengshengwengqidihuiyingdao：
“gudonggudong……a？buhaochi，buhaochi，zhenbuhaochi！zheiwanyierchile……chileshangtou，fayun！nimenjiubuyaochangshile……ai，huoji，zailaiyiwan！duojiamian，duojiatang！”
伙计：“……”
围观众人：“……”
zheiweimenghanzishiyaobadajiadangchengshazime？
“我来一碗！”
“我也来一碗！”
“wo，wo，haiyouwo……”
dangneigeweimengdahanduanqidierwandeshunjian，limabianyoushijigeren，chongleshangqu。
shichiquzhuozishangdeshiwanmian，qingkejian，bianbeifengjuancanyunbandechilegejingguang。
“huoji！meitian10wanyetaishaole，haibugousaiyafengde！nimenjutaishang，haiyouneimeduo，guoyezai，ganjinzaizhuxielai，rangwolaochengchigetongkuai！”
zhuhaodemiandoumeile，weimenghanziyiranyiyouweijin，zhuantouyikan，yiyanbiandingshanglebuyuanchujutaishang，luodegenxiaoshanside，meiyoudaibaozhuangdepaomiankuai。
weilejiangdidatangrenminduiweizhishiwudekongju，zailikuandejianyixia，jinsiloulisuoyoushichiheshoumaidepaomiandoushixianqudiaolebaozhuangdai。shangpindemingpaiyecong“paomian”gaichengle“xianjiatangbing”。
“zheiweikeguan，xiaodiandeguijushimeitianshichishiwan。ruguonihaixiangchi，jiuxuyaogoumai，yiliangyinziyikuaimianbing……”
dianpuhuojijianweimenghanzidasuanzhijiechongxiangjutai，yushilianmangshangqiandangzhulequlu。danshi，huojidehuahaimeishuowan，jiubeiweimengdahanzhijieyibachedaoleyipang，shuailegeliexie。
“luosuo，shankai，ganburanglaochengchifan，qianzoubani！”
“qianzoudeshiniba！chenghuaimo！zenme？zheiguangtianhuari，qiankunlanglangde，tianzijiaoxia，nihaixiangqiangqiangbucheng！”
weimengdahanqiangxingchekailedianpuhuoji，sanbubingzuoliangbu，yankanjiuyaodaodajutai，nacengxiang，yanqianyihua，zaicibeilanzhuqulu。