第1章

yizhengyan,chuangshangduolesangechuanzhenanpuzhuangdenanrenshishenmetiyan?

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ruodadewoshililiangzheyizhananhongdedengguang,dishangsanluozhelingluandeyishang,daizhemaoerduodenanrenbaozhewuzilidegangguanyaoraodeniuzheshenti。

haiyoulianggeruangunanyizuoyiyoudetiezaitashenshang。

???

peijiaojiaochuisimengzhongjingzuoqi。

靠!

这什么情况?

takanzheyanqianzheifuxiangyandehuamian,huaiyizijizaizuomeng,buguozheigemengduoshaoyoudianzilipu,tashiyouduojikecaihuizaimengliyicixingjizijianpailesangenande?

jiuzaizheishi,menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng。

peijiaojiaotingdaoyigenvrenguozaodeshengyin,“xicigege,woqinyankanjianpeijiaojiaodaizhesangenanrenyiqijinlefangjian。tazheimezuogenbenjiumeiyoubanifangzaiyandi。

实在是太过分了。”

霍西辞?

peijiaojiaohunshenyigejiling,limaxiankaipangbianjiaodididenanpumen。

zheigemingzibushitaganggangkanwandeguzaonveliangouxuewenlimiandeyinzhibiantaidafanpaima?

tabuhuichuanchengletaneigezuojingzaosidelaopoleba?

wenlidepeijiaojiaoshigedianxingxiongdawunaodezuojingda**,mingliannanzhuduonianquebeijialianpaigennanpeidafanpailianyin。

ranerdafanpaiyandizhiyounvzhu。

yishenfangudepeijiaojiaohunhouduidalaobaibanxiuru,siyijianta,zaijiagengshiwufawutian,zuotianzuodi。

zuihouhaitingxinlebierendehuazhaolaisangenanrenzaijialikaiparty,qiturangdalaotoushangyipianqingqingcaoyuan。

zhongyudalaorenwukeren,zaiyueheifenggaodewanshangjiangtaganjinlexiaoheiwu。

yebuzhidaoshisheichenjijiangtadaichulairengjinleeyuchi。

她光荣的嘎了。

yejiushishuopeijiaojiaocongzhengkaiyanjingdeneiyikeqijiushitashengmingdedaojishi。

狗不狗啊!

renjiachuanshuyaomeshinvzhuyaomeshizhenqianjin,tachuanshuchuanchengfanpaidesiwangqianqi?

6!

pengdeyisheng,woshimenbeichuaikai,qinmanmanyilian“peijiaojiaorangwozhuadaoleba”debiaoqingyangleyangxiaba。

xiayimiao,tadexiaorongjiangzailezuibian。

peijiaojiaobushizaigentamenguihundema?

怎么会……

“八万。”

“红中。”

“碰。”

“ei,xiongtai,fangxianideshou,wohule!”peijiaojiaoxiaosadebazijimianqiandepaituidao,zhuantoukanxiangmenkou,xiaoyingyingdezhaolezhaoshou。

“hai,yiqidapaima?”

taweiyangdeyanweizaiguangyingxiayangchuyimoyourendehudu,xiaoqilaihuoseshengxiang,xiangyizhigourendexiaohuli。

媚骨天成。

qinmanmanjidudeyaoyaqiechi,tayinyangguaiqidefanlegebaiyan,“peijiaojiao,nidabanyedejiaotamenguolaibuhuijiushiweiledapaiba?”

“不然呢?”

peijiaojiaoshuozhezoudaoqinmanmandegenqian,yiliantianzhendewendao:“chuledapaihainengzuoshenmea?”

tayanjinggewaihaokan,pifushengdebaixiyingrun,zaidengguangxiafangfozidaimeiguangdeng。

baidehaosinengqiachushuilai。

qinmanmangengleyixia,“……”

zheigesipeijiaojiao,zhuangshenmechun,nengzuoshenmetazijibuzhidaoma?

takemeishaozaihuisuoligenneixienanmomeilaiyanqu。

qinmanmanshipeijiaojiaodelinjujiasiduitou,congxiaodaodajiuaigentataigang。

taxihuanhuoxici,zicongpeijiaojiaojiajihuoxicizhihougengjiahenbudebapeijiaojiaocuoguyanghui。

suoyi,jintianwanshangbapeijiaojiaodiujineyuchiderenhuishitama?

peijiaojiaodingzheqinmanmanshangxiadaliang。

【ze,zheigeqinmanmanzhangdedaoshirenmogouyangde,sheizhidaotabeihouhuiganchutouren**zheizhongbiantaishiqing,guoranrenbukemaoxiang,biantaibukeyanliang】

【haibarenjiade**zhenzaitouxiashui,kezhengouzhongkoude。buguo,tahehuoxicihaizhenshitianshengyidui,yigeyinyigelang

绝配。】

huoxicimeitouweicu,“peijiaojiao,nizhukou!”

tayikaikoulianshenhouyuanzhuyangdeneizhiyingwudoudoulesandou,pulengzhechibangbaozhulezijideniaotou。

peijiaojiaopiantoukanxianghuoxici。

zhabazhabayanjing,“womeiyoushuohuaa。”

【毛病吧!】

huoxicizheicaizhuyidaopeijiaojiaogangcaiqueshimeiyoukaikou,neitatingdaodeshengyinshishenme?

幻听?

qinmanmanyoukaishiletadebiaoyan,“xicigege,neisangenandefenmingjiubushishenmezhengjingren,tamenjigedouzaiheimahuisuogongzuo,zheimewanlaizheilijueduibushidanchundedamajiang。

yeheifenggaode,gunanguanvdaizaiyiqinengzuoshenmehaoshi?”

peijiaojiaozuijiaochouchuleyixia,anzhaoyuanshujuqinghuoxicitingwanqinmanmandehuajiurangrenbatarengjinlexiaoheiwu,jiezhetajiubeigale。

不行。

绝对不能进小黑屋。

peijiaojiaogouchun,“wa,qin**zheimeshushibushiheimahuisuodelaogukea?”

“ni……peijiaojiao,nibiexuekoupenren。”

peijiaojiaosongsongjian,“jirannishuogunanguanvdawanshangdaizaiyiqimeishenmehaoshi,qingwenqin**genwolaogongyiqiganmaqule?

nigaibuhuiyiweinandegennvdezaiyiqichulezuoneizhongshiqingjiumeibiedezhengjingshileba。

qinmanman,nisixiangzenmezheimewochuoni。”

peijiaojiaoyoukanxianghuoxici。

huoxicishengaoyimijiu,guoranrutongshulimiaoxiedeyiyang,shengaotuizhang,guxiangyouyue,heqinglengjinyuneiyiguabuyiyang。

tashenshangdaizheyiguzixiongxingheermengbaozhadeyexingmei。

mingmingchuanzheyijianbaichenyi,kouziquemeiyouhaohaokouzhe,luchujingzhuangdexiongkou,jirouxiantiaoyinyinyueyue……

勾人得要命。

nanguaiqinmanmanweitayaosiyaohuo,zheisizhangdeguorantingyouxingzhangli。

yaobushilejiezheisihoulaizaishulimiangandeneixiehuaishi,taduoshaodekeyikou。

huoxiciheimouxiazhang,touzhelengmo。

muguangliangliangdeduishangpeijiaojiaodeshixian,limianshibujiayanshideyane。

qinmanmanqideduojiao,“peijiaojiao,niyoulianshuowo!zuizuiwochuodebushinima?nihaiganshuotamenlaizheilishidamajiangde,neinichuangtoujulideneixiedongxiyoushizenmehuishi?”

床头柜?

peijiaojiaoxunsuzainaozilisousuo,zhongyuxiangqilaiyuanshulimianyibidaiguodejuqing。

weilerangpeijiaojiaogenneisangenanrenfanyunfuyu,qinmanmanteyijitazhunbeileyiduichengrenzhijianliangliangqiangqiangyongdexiaowanju。

变态至极。

peijiaojiaogangcaimengranxinglaiwanquanhulvelezheiyicha。

**。

jintianzheigeeyu,shifeidetaweishiba。

qinmanmanshuangshouhuanzaixiongkou,shifendudingdeshuodao:“xicigege,niyaobuxinjiuqujianchayixiatadechouti!!”

huoxicimeiyanweichen,yandideyinzhihuanmandimimankailai……

peijiaojiaozhidao,suiranhuoxicihepeijiaojiaoshifengminglianyinchenghunmeiyouganqing,dantayebuhuiyunxutazaitatoushangluankoulvmaozi。

nanbuchengchuanshudediyigewanshang,tajiudegua?

jiuzaizheishi,peijiaojiaoerbianchuanlaihuoxicilenglengdeyisheng,“lishu,sou。”