第3章 脑袋有问题

“zaixiaqiuruxu,guniangshoujing!”qiuruxubaoquanraoyouxingweidekanzhedaliangzijideyunduoer。

“caitingyeyu,bianjueqiuruxu。haomingzi!”yunduoeryanjingyizha,yanguangpiaoxiangqiuruxushenshangdefeifengyupei,buzhidaozheiyupeinengzhiduoshaoqian!

“guniangzhenshicaixuemanfu,baodushishu,zaixiapeifu!”qiuruxuweiweiyixiao,jianyunduoerchukouchengzhangbianjuedejingyan,xinzhongduiyunduoerdekanfayousuogaiguan。

“xiexiegongziyuanshouzhien!”yunduoerruxiangsuisu,yingyingdexiabai,zhiyubaideduibuduibudeerzhi!

“chouxiaozi,nalaide,zhibuzhidaowomenshaoyedeshenfen!”jiadingjiajianzijiashaoyeyijinghunzailedishang,yushizhanchulaiweizijishaoyechutou。

“nimenshaoyeshenmeshenfen?”qiuruxuzhuanguoshenqu,muguangbinglengdekanzhejiadingjia。

kanqingqiuruxudemianmu,jiadingmen“a”deyisheng,sishijiandaoguaiwuyiyangyihongersan,sizhouweiguanderenqunyeshimanmandesanqu。

“tamen……weishenmezheimepani?”yunduoerbujiedekanzheqiuruxu,lianshangzongshiyouzhemirendexiaorong,yinggaishiyiweiqianqianjunzicaidui,keshineixierenjianle,weishenmegegexiangjianleguiyiyang!?

“kenengshitamenzuolekuixinshideyuangu,guniangbubijieyi。kanguniangdezhuangban,haoxiangbushijinlingrenshi!”qingqingdedakaizhishan,qiuruxuzuijiaoshangqiao,weiweiyixiao,kanzhelianshangshijingyabiaoqingdeyunduoer。

“e,wobushijinlingren,yebushinimenzheigechaodaideren,woshiconghenyuanhenyuandedifanglaide!”

yunduoerxiaoxiao,jiangzijidetoufajiandandeshuqi,kanzheqinqiekerendeqiuruxu。kelianle,duoerduiaiqingmeiyoushenmexinxin,buranzheimemeidenanziyexukeyiguaidaoxiandaiquzuolaogong!

“qingwenguniangdefangmingshi?”duoerneigupanshenghui,liaorenxinhuaidedayanjingshenshenxiyinzheqiuruxu,xinzhongzhiganjuezheishigetebiedenvhaizi,yushipolidiyiciwennvhaizidemingzi。

“wojiaoyunduoer,nijiaowoduoerhaole!”duoerxiaoxiao,kanzhezijishenshangdeyifuyuqiuruxudeyishishichaojidebupei,fangfodajiashizaicanjiahuazhuangwuhuiyiyanghuaji。

“shaoye,shiqingyijingbantuo,womenkeyizoule!”budaiduoerfanying,congduoerdehoumianyixunleibujiyanerzhishichongguolaiyigeren,laidaoqiuruxudemianqiandishengdeshuo。

“hao,qiuli,womenzheijiuqicheng!”qiuruxuyanguangdanlexiaqu,dianlediantou。

“guniang,zaixiahaiyoujishi,jiucigaoci,xiwangyihouyouxingzaijiandaoguniang!”qiuruxuneiqinqiedexiaorongyoufuxianzailianshang,baoquanyoulidewanyao。

“nizheijiuzoulea?”yunduoerdeyuqizhongsihuyouxiebushe,xiaozuibianlebian,xiangyaoshuoshenmequeyouyuyanyouzhi。

“gunianghaiyoushenmeshiqingma?”qiuruxunaixindewen。

“meishi,nimanghaole,youyuanzaijian!baibai!”yunduoerwunaideshuo。

“baibai?baibaiguniang!”qiuruxusuiranbuzhidao“baibai”weihewu,keshiyemingbaiyunduoerdeyisi,yushiyexuezheyunduoerdeyangzihuilehuishou。

qiulituranzhuanguoshenlai,yongtanjiudeyanguangdaliangzheyunduoer。

“qiuli,haibukuaidian!”qiuruxumuguangyileng,cuicuzheqiuli。

“shi,shaoye!”qiuliganjindixiatouqu,genzaiqiuruxudeshenhoumanmandezouyuanzhizhixiaoshi。

yunduoerchangranruoshidezhanzaijietou,kanzheqiuruxumanmandeyuanqu:

“qishiwoxiangshuodeshi,nineikuaiyukebukeyisongjiwo,woxuyaoqianmaishenyifu!”yunduoerbianzhezuibalianlianbushedesongzoulefeifengyupeidezhuren——qiuruxu。

“a!haoxianga!”turanyizhenqingxiangconghoumianxuxuniaoniaodepiaoguolai,yunduoerqiaoqizijidexiaobizidalidexizhexinxiang,turanganjuedaoyanqianyuanfangderenyingmanmandehuangdongleqilai。

haimeiyoulaidejimingbaifashengleshenmeshiqing,yiranyunzaileyirendehuaizhong。

guyiangrandedatangshang,lengjiaerlaoyelengmingchanjinzhoumeitou,lenglengdekanzheguanjia:

“zheijiushinizhaohuilaideren?”yuqizhongmanhanbuman,zhiyaokankanyanqiannvhaidedaban,jiuzhidaobushiyigehaorenjiadenver,youzenmenengchongdangzhishudali,wenrouxianhuidelengjiaxiaojieni!

“erlaoye,nikanzheiweinverdelian,yuxiaojieyoubafenxiangxiang,zhiyaoshaojiaxiushi,lengyanxiangxinwairenshijueduikanbuchulaide!”

guanjialengyanxiaoxindeshangqianjiangyunduoerdenaodaibanzhengleguolai,tangneimingliangdedengguangzhaozaiyunduoerbushifendaieryanseruchaoxiayingxuedexiaolianshang,yingguangyaoyao。

“moyangdaoshiyoubafenxiangxiang,keshinikantadedaban,zheidaodishishenmeyifua,guangtianhuaritanxionglubei!yueerkeshichushenmingmen,congxiaozhishudali,jingtongshishuliyi,zenmekenengshizheiyangdeyifuzunrongni!”

lengmingchanzhizheyunduoershenshangdeyishan,meitoushiyuezhouyuejin。

“erlaoye,lengyanyebuganmaoxianjiangzheinvzidaihuilai,kelengyanzhaobianlesihuwuzhou,zhizhaodaozheiyigegenxiaojiexiangxiangdenvzi,zheimingnvziwufuwumu,meirenzhidaotalaidaolelengfu,zuizhongyaodeshi,zheiweixiaonvzichuqushenshangdeyishanqiqiguaiguaiwai,mianmaodouyuxiaojieyoubajiufenxiangxiang,erlaoye,haorenjiadenver,sheiyuanyi……”

“hao,dengtaxinglaikankanba,laofubupabiede,padeshitadezheihuibuhuiyouwenti?”lengmingchanzhilezhizijidenaodai。

“erlaoyeninfangxin,xiaodezaipangbianguanchalehaojiu,zheimingnvzijueduibushiyigeshazi!”lengyanxinshidandandeshuo。

“neijiujiangtasongquxiaojiedefangjian,julixuanfeihaiyoulianggeyuedeshijian,zhiyaotabushishazi,laofujiuyounenglijiangtaxunlianchengyimingdajiaguixiu!”lengmingchanyaoleyaotou,yishengzhangtan。