第1章
“huangshang，ninjiuraolewoba！”
liufengzhanzhanweiweidepazaidishang，toudoubugantai，yigejingdeqiurao。
tameixiangdaozijishuileyijuechuanyuechengleyigetaijian......
suishuotazheigetaijianbuzhishenmeyuanyinmeiyoubeiga，keweilezijiweilaidexingfuhenanrendezunyan，juedinglianyekairun！
keliufengdigulehuanggongdefuzachengdu，tongshizuomengyemeixiangdao，weishenmezheigangdengjidenianqinghuangdi，juranbanyesangengdoubushuijue。
dangkandaodangjinshengshangneizhangguofenxiuqidelian，yijishenshangchuandeminghuanglongpaohou，liufengxiangdoubuxiangbianxueqilezijiqianshizijizaidianshilikanguodeneixietaijian，pazaidishangjiukaishiqiurao！
“抬起头来看朕。”
yigeqingrouquebushiweiyandeshengyinxiangqi，shengyinlihaidaizhejifenwanweideweidao。
qileguaile，weishenmehuangshangdeshengyinneimexianggenvren？
nanbuchengshiyinweiqingchunqidenanrenhaimeibianshengdeyuangu？
liufengxinlirenbuzhudiguzhe，ranhouzhuangqidanzihuanhuantaiqilenaodai。
zhiyiyan，liufengqueyoudaizhule！
buzhiheshi，huangshangyijingzhaidiaolezijitoushangdejinguan，yitouwuheishunhuadezhangfasiyisanluozaitadejiantou，rangneiyuanbenjingzhidaqidewuguan，zaizhuhuodeyingzhaoxia，duolejifenshuobuqingdaobumingdemeiyi，yishuangshuiwangwangdemouzilidaizheweiyandeshenshi，rangrenbuhanerli，keneimeiyanfenmingjiushigenvrendemeiyan！
liufengxinzhonganjing：dangjinhuangshangjuranshigenvren？！
jiuzaijingyizhiji，yanqianzheinvhuangdilianshangjingluchulemobaohanshayidelengxiao。
“haonigedadandenucai！jingranweicengjingshenjiuganhunrugongzhong！gaidanghezui？！”
a？tashizenmezhidaode？
liufengxintouyizhan，taishouxiayishidejiuwanglianshangmoqu。
kezheiyimo，liufengjiumingbaiweishenmezheinvhuangdinengkanchuzijishigejiataijianle。
yinweitamodaolezijilianjiashangzhangchudehucha......
wanlewanle！zheixiashizhendewanle！
liufengandaobumiao，tanaoziliqianshendejiyigaosuta，zijichuanyuedezheigechaodai，suibushilishishangzijisuozhiderenheyigechaodai，keshiquejiweixiangsi！
xianhuangtonggongyousigehuangzi，qitasanweidoubushihuanghousuosheng，yincijubeianpaidaoquanguogediqudangwangyele。
weiyouyanqianzheiwei，naishihuanghouqinsheng，yincixianhuangjiabenghou，zheiweisihuangzijiumingzhengyanshundejichenglehuangwei。
kerujinhuangzijingranbianchenglehuangnv，buyongxiang，zheiqizhongdingranyinzangzhexuduomimi！
zaijiashangzijibeifaxianleshigejiataijian......
zheiliangtiaowulunshinayitiao，douzugouyaoleliufengdeming！
jiuzailiufengsisuozheyanxiagairuhehuomingzhishi，huangshangneirouzhongdaigangdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“zhenwennihua，nijingganbuda？！”
娘的！
liufengxinzhongyiheng，yegubushangxuduo，mengditaiyankanxiangnvhuangdi，zhuangzhedanzishuodao。
“bixia！nucaidequebushigezhentaijian，kebixianin，yebushigezhentaizi！”
“suoyizanmenlianggejiahuojiubuyaohuxiangshanghaileba？ninkanningaotaiguishoufangnucaiyima，nucaiyexiangninbaozheng，juebujiangnindemimiwangwaixielubanfen！”
nvhuangditinglezheihua，xianshiyileng，jiezheqingshengxiaodao。
“hahaha，nijinggangenzhentantiaojian？yiweifaxianlezhendemimi，jiunengyaoxiezhenle？nandaonibuzhidao，zheishishangzuinengbaoshoumimide，jiushisiren！”
那就是没得谈喽？
liufengyanzhongshanguoyimohense，zhuangchufubeihepodandeyangzi，kuhanzhepadaonvhuangdidejiaobian，yishuangshoubaozhutadeshuangtuijiukaishidashengjiku。
“huangshang！qiuniraolenucaiyimingba！nucaixiangninbaozheng，zhiyaoninnengraolenucai，nucailiketouyebuhuidechugong，bingyongyuantininbaoshoumimi！”
sishimeixiangdaoliufengjingranzheimedadan，nvhuangdilianshangshanguoyimohuangluan，bingdaizhejifenxiunu，xiangliufengnuchidao。
“ni......niganshenme？！kuaisongkaizhen！”
guoran，jiuhaizhishigexiaonvhaieryima......
liufengjianlenvhuangshangdefanying，xinlianwenlexuduo。
he，bijingqianshideliufengyechengdeshangshigehaiwangjibiederenwu，naniegexiaonvhaihaibujianjiandandan？
jiusuannishihuangshangyouruhe？nanieni！
dadingzheigezhuyi，liufengmengdicongdishangtiaoqi，zhijieyibabaozhulenvhuangdi！
“大胆奴才！”
nvhuangdiliumeidaoshu，nushengmadao。
“jingganduizhenruciwuli？zhendingyaojiangniqiandaowangua！”
“呵呵。”
liufengqingxiaoyisheng，zainvhuangdierbiantuqikaikoudao。
“huangshangbiezheimedahuoqima，shuoqilaizanmenlianggetongbingxianglian，zaizheidaneishengongli，gaihuxiangbangzhucaishi，yigexiaoguniang，biezhengtianhandahanshade。”
liufengneidaizhenanrenqixidehuxidazainvhuangdideergen，nvhuangdishenziyizhan，ergenshunjianhonglejifen。
这天杀的奴才！
keliannvhuangdinianfangerba，benjiushihuaichundenianji，gengyinweishenfendeyuanyincongweiyunanxingyouguoruciqinmidejiechu。
rujinbeiliufengrucidadandeqingbo，fangxinshashijianluanchengyipian！
buguotabijingbushixunchangnvzi，henkuaijiulengjinglexialai，chenshengxiangliufengshuodao。
“nikuaixiesongkaizhen，zhenbaonibusi！”
jilaozihuabingshiba？kexilaozichiduolezibenzhuyidebing，nizheifengjianzhuyidebing，laozishichibuxiale。
liufengziranmeineimetianzhen，taneihuanraozhenvhuangdideshoubeibujinmeisong，fandaogengjinlejifen。
“haha，bushinucaixinbuguohuangshang，zhishinucaicongxiaojiudanzixiao，buruzheiyangba，huangshangninjinwanxinkuyixia，lianyebanucaijisongchugongqu。”
“fouze......nucai，ningweiyusuibuweiwaquan！”
shuodaozheili，liufengdeshoubeigengyonglilejifen，nvhuangdidehuxidouyouxiebutaishunchang，lianjiaweiweitonghong。
jiuzaizheiguanjianshike，huranconggongwaichuanlaileyigenvrendeshengyin。
“huangshang，ninxiuxilema？”
zheinvshengqingyawenwan，zhitingzaierlijiurangrenxinqingyuyue。
buguoliufengqueshiyihuang！huaile，zenmezheigeshihouyourenlaile？
zaixiangnvhuangdilianshangkanqu，zhijiannvhuangdiyeshimanlianchayi！
jiezhe，tadishengxiangliufengeryudao。
“kuaisongkaizhen！huanghoulaile！”