第2章 想算计小爷我?

di2zhangxiangsuanjixiaoyewo?

“yuanshuai,yudiqianrenlailing,rangyuanshuaininjimangganwangpantaoyuan,youyaoshixiangshang。”

zhuxiaoshuaitingdaowaimianshouxiadetongbao,yishiyouxieyihuo,xindianzixiangdao:“zheiyudilaoeryouxiangzhengshayaoezi,pantaoyuan?neidifangtakebuchangqu。heng,xiangsuanjixiaoyewo,meimen!”

tajiandandehuiyingleyixiashouxia,zhengdasuankaimen,turanyouxiangdaoleyijianshi。

zijigangtupozhenxianchuqishi,beiyudidangzhongfengweitianpengyuanshuai,rujinduanduanshushinian,zijixiuweijiudadaolezhenxianzhongqi,zheishibihuiyinqitarenhuaiyi,ruoshirangyudifajuezijibukezhangwoshi,neishibihuitiqianchushoujiangzijichudiao。

shuoshihua,zhidaoxianzai,zhuxiaoshuaiyemeiyouxiangtong,weiheyudihuipeiherulaikaizhanxiyoudaji。

xiangdaozheili,tajimangzaixindikaikoudao:

“xitong,youmeiyoushenmebaobeinengyinzangwodezhenshixiuwei?”

henkuai,xitongdeshengyinjiuzaitanaohailixiangqi。

“zhuren,wokechuannidingjianshentong—shengqizaohua。”

“gaishentongxiuzhirumenkesuiyiyinzangzijizhenshixiuwei,xiuzhixiaochengkesuiyigaibianzishenxiuweiqixi,xiuzhidachengkejiangzijiyanhuaweitiandijianyilvqixi,aoyoujiutian。cishentongyijingshizhan,feishengrenkanbuchu。”

zhuxiaoshuaitingdaoxitongdejieshuo,yishidaxi,jimangyaoqiurangtachuanshou。

meiguoyihuier,mishidamendakai,yuanshuaifuzhongduotianbingzhijianzijiayuanshuaitouyebuhuidexiangzheyuqinggongfangxiangerqu,doubujingantan,zijiayuanshuaizhenshishenlongjianshoubujianwei。

zhuxiaoshuailaizheibianyeyouhaojibainianle,ziranzhidaopantaoyuanzaina,jiuzaiganggang,tayijingjiangshengqizaohuajuexiuzhirumen,shuolaiyeqiguai,zheidenggaoshenshentong,rumenzhixudixuerenzhujike。

天庭,蟠桃园。

zhuxiaoshuaihenshunlidejinruyuannei,zheilizaojiuyoushinvzaidengtale,yiluyinlu,xiangzheyudixiaoqichuzouqu,yilushang,zhuxiaoshuaikanzhezheiyikekeshuoguoleileidepantaoshu,xinligantandao:

“jiuzheixiepantao,gegedoushixiantianlingwu,qiehainengyuanyuanbuduandeshengzhang,bukeweibuxianmu,dankexideshi,sanjiezhizhong,jinyouwangmudongdezhongzhizhifa。”

henkuai,zaichuanguoyipianpiantaolinzhihou,zhuxiaoshuaizhongyushijiandaoleyudi,buguorutayuliaozhizhongyiban,wangmuyezaicidi。

yifanjiandanxinglihou,zhuxiaoshuaibeicizuoxiafang。

“tianpeng,nikezhiweihehuizhaonilaipantaoyuan?”yudideshengyinbuda,danqueyunzangzhejiulongzhenqi,xiangzaierbian,yourumenleizuoxiang。

zhuxiaoshuaiduizheigewentidedaanxinzhongyiyoucaice,buguohaishidadao:

“chenyudun,buzhi。haiqingbixiajiehuo。”

yudiduizhuxiaoshuaidezheifanhuida,fangfoshifenmanyi,lianshangluchuxiaorong,yipangdewangmuzheishixiaodao:“huannilaici,feibixiazhiyi,quanshiaijiaxiangfa。”

“lairena,baaijiajitianpengyuanshuaizhunbeidepantaoduanshanglai。”

suizhewangmudeshengyinluoxia,qishenhouyigeshinv,lijishangqian,shouzhongduanzheyigeyupan,qishangdaokouzheyigeyuwan。

zhuxiaoshuaijianci,xinzhongbuyouandao:“zhongyulaile。”

suizheshinvjiangyuwannakai,panzhongheranchuxianyikehongzhongdailvdepantao,zhitingwangmukaikoudao:“aijiazheitaoyuan,yousanqianliubaizhutaoshu,qianmianyiqianerbaizhu,huaguoweixiao,sanqiannianyishu,renchilechengxiandedao。zhongjianyiqianerbaizhu,liuqiannianyishu,renchilexiajufeisheng,zhangshengbulao。houmianyiqianerbaizhu,ziwenxihe,jiuqiannianyishu,renchileyutianditongshou,riyuetonggeng。“

“zheikepantao,zhengshineijiuqiannianyishudedapantao,aijiaganniannixundaotianheshuishiyougong,teyishangniyike,citaofuyongxiaqu,dingnengzhutianpengyuanshuaipozhenxianzhongqizhijing。“

zhuxiaoshuaitingzhewangmudejieshi,xinzhongbuyoulengxiao,shuodeguanmiantanghuang,biaomianshizhuzijitupoxiuwei,shizebaozanghuoxin。

tazhidaoyigemimi,zhongxianyidanchixiapantao,neimejiuhuichengweiwangmudekuilei,bingqiechixiayike,wanghoujiubixudeanshifuyonglingyike。

zheiyeshiweishawangmuhuizaiyaochianshijubanpantaodahui,shizejiushiweineixiexuyaopantaodexianrenmenfafang,burantianjieyizhi,zhongxianbijiangyunluo。

zhuxiaoshuaiqichurenweizheishiweiyansongting,danhoulaisuizhezijiduixiuxianyitulejieyueshen,jiuyuemingbaizheiqizhongdedaoli。

xianrensuiranhaochengnengyutiantongshou,shizeburan,fanshixianren,junyaojinglisanzaijiujieshiernan,ruoshiyouyicimeiduguo,qingzedieluoxianban,weiliedixianzhijing。zhongzeyishendaoxingyanxiaoyunsan,congcichenguichen,tuguitu。

ranerzheishijianziranshiyouxuduobaowunengmianquxianrenjienan,zheipantao,jiushiqizhongzhiyi。

xianrenfuyongpantao,kediyicitianrenjienan,ranweijingliguosanzaijiujiedexianren,shilixiangyingdejiubuhuiyoutaidadebianhua,neimexiayicigengweixiongmengdejienanlailinzhishi,tamenziranshiwufadidang,zheishijiubixuzhaodaobaowuyonglaidixiaojienan,erwangmudepantao,qiahaojiuyouzheigongxiao,qiehainengyuanyuanbuduandegongying,suoyizhongxianshifenleyucanjiapantaodahui。

zhuxiaoshuaishuangshoujieguopantao,yishibianzainaohailixiangdaolexuduo,zhengdangtajueding,zheipantaoshibibunengchishi,zuozaishangshoudewangmuquezaidukaikoule。

“tianpeng,zheipantaonaishixiantianlingwu,yituolimushu,qishangjinghuayongbuleduojiujiuhuixiaosanzaizheitiandizhijian,nibufangxianzaijiuchidiao。“

huayingangluo,yipangdeyudiyekaikoudao:“wangmushuodebucuo,zheipantaozhengui,tianpengnihaishidangchangchixiaba。“

zhuxiaoshuaitingci,xinzhongyizhenanma,zheilianggoudongxi,zijizenmebuchiyikou,haibushixiangkuitanneishengrenguowei,zijiyaoshixianzaijiuchile,neibujiuzhengzhongerrenxiahuai?

kezijiruoshibuchi,liangrenshibihuiqiyixin,zheigairuheshihao?

zhengdangzhuxiaoshuaiyouyubujueshi,yudizaidukaikoudao:“tianpeng,haizaixiangshenme,ganjinchileba。“

zhuxiaoshuaitoupiyiying,lianmangdao:“bingbixia,chenxiangjiangpantaodaihui,yehaozhijiezaimishibiguan。“

huayinluo,changjianjiujiuwusheng,zhuxiaoshuaiqiaoqiaoweitaiqitou,zhijianshangzuoyudimanlianweirong,shenshangjiulongzhenqihuanhuanliuzhuan,shuangyanweimidao:

“zhenrangnixianzaijiuchi。“