第6章拜师计划泡汤
zaixiaozhujiri，zheitianzhuxiaoshuaijiangheixiongjinghelingxuzijiaodaoshenqian：“wosuishounimenweishouxia，danwoyebuhuiguoduodeganyunimen，nimenzhiqianganshenme，xianzaihaishiganshenme，buguoyouyitiao，bukelanshawugu。”
“wojintianbianhuilikaicidi，nimenhaoshengxiulianba，daitariwoxuyaoyongdaonimenzhishi，zihuiqianlai。”
yitingzhuxiaoshuaiyaolikai，heixiongjingjilingxuzixianshiyilengjiezheduishizaiyiqi，yanzhongjieshanguoyimoliangse，dangjibaidaozaidi：“shi，jinzunyuanshuaifazhi！”
“呵~”
zhuxiaoshuaizuijiaoqiaoqiyimohudu，heixiongjingjilingxuzidexiaodongzuotaqiaodeyiqingerchu，duizijidelikai，liangyaogaoxingzheishizirande，yincitayejiumeiyouzaiyi。
dangjizhanqishen，huazuoyilvqingyanxiaoshizailiangyaomianqian。
zhuxiaoshuaiyebudanxinzheiliangyaorihouhuipanbian，tazhangwozhetamendeyilvyuanshen，jiuxiangdangyuniezhuletamendemingmen。
ganshoudaozhuxiaoshuaideqixixiaoshihou，liangyaozheicaiqishen，jianshouzuozhishangkongkongruye，liangyaodangjiduishi，lianshangdouluchulexise，suichenfuletianpengyuanshuai，dantamendoudangdawangxiguanle，toushanghuranduochuyigerenlai，lingtamenfeichangbushiying，haozaizheirenrujinyijingzoule。
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zaoyilikaiheifengshanshulizhiyaodezhuxiaoshuaijiazhexiangyunqianwanglingtaishan，tazhunbeixianxuebenshi，dengbenshixuehaolezaichulaihuangyou，benshibujiwangwangfeichangrongyifanche，jiurucici，chadianjiufanchele。
zheicideshitajiuyouxielumangle，suiranyouxitongbabahuzhe，danzongguishibubaoxian，neiheixiongjingyaoshizhengedongshou，yiqizhenxianhouqideshili，sheishusheiyinghaizhenbuyiding，erqiehairongyi“dacaojingfo”，yaoshibeirulaineigelaoyinhuohaiyouyudilaoerfaxianneijiubumiaole。
jiazhexiangyunyiluwangxi，feisulveguoyizuozuoshanchuanjichengchi，feixinglesansigeshichen，zheicaianxiayuntou。
xingzouzairenaofanhuadedajieshang，zhuxiaoshuaibeiganqinqie，beiganxiangshou，zidalaidaozheigeguangguailulideshijie，tajiuyizhizaihaowuyanhuoqidetiantingdaizhe，zhenshikuaibeibiechubingle。
zheilishixiniuhezhoudeyigexingsheng，jiaoxiasheng，ertayaoqudelingtaishanhaiyuanzheni，zhishaohaiyaozaijingguolianggexingshengcainengdao，ertaganggangguolaideheifengshanzeshiyuxiashengxianglindeyigeshengjiaogansheng。
meifa，tasudusuiranbuman，danxiniuhezhouguangmaowubian，guangshizheiyigezhoubianduodajiushengsanshiyifu，diyuzhiguangmao，bukeliangye。
erzheihaizhishiyigexiniuhezhou，yaoshizaijiashang，dongshengshenzhou、nanzhanbuzhou、beijuluzhou，zhenshiwufaxiangxiangqiguangmaochengdu，yongzhiwuyin，dangzhiwukui。
zaiyigetajimeiyounazhadefenghuolun，yemeiyousunhouzidejindouyun，xiangdaojindouyun，zhuxiaoshuaideyanlishanguoyidaoliangguang，buzijuedetianletianshetou，“zheiyicishuoshenmeyeyaojiangjindouyunxuedaoshou。”
jindouyun——yigegendoushiwanbaqianli。
suishuoguranyoudiankuazhangdechengfenzailimian，danbiqitaxianzaidesudulaizongyaohaoshangbushaoba！taxianzaiyigeshichendingduonengfeichuqianli，erzheihaishizaianxinganludeqiantixia。
taxianzaidesuduyongweilaishifuputizushijiaoxunhouzidehualaishuodingduosuanshipayun，lianjiayundouhaisuanbushang。
zhuxiaoshuaizaichengzhongmanwumudezhuanyouzhe，zhouzaodexuanhuashengjijiaomaishengjiangtalaruledaoleqianshideshijiezhong，taxianzaisuifalijiashen，yibuzaisuanshifanren，danshouqianshideyingxiang，tazenmeyewufabaputongrendangchengbitadixiadecunzaikandai，zaitaguyouguannianliyiranshirenrenpingdeng，renxianjieshiruci。
yourencaiyouxian，ruguoyouyitianrendoumeile，haihuiyouxianma？
zhuxiaoshuaizoujinyijiajiulou，suibiandianlelianggecai，yitadexiuweichibuchifandouwusuowei，chifanyezhishiweilemanzukoushizhiyu，zaiwuqitayongchu，ertajinlaichifanyechuncuijiushixiguanshiran，
henkuaifancaijiushanglai，henputong，meiyoushenmesexiangweiyishuo，buxiangqianshidecaisuizuodehualihushao，kanzhehenhaokan，wenzheweidaoyehenhao，danchiqilaiquejiaorenyanbuxiaqu。congkuaihezhongquchukuaizibianzhunbeikaichi，buguojiuzaizheishi，pangbianrendeduihuayinqilezhuxiaoshuaidezhuyi。
“laoli，nitingshuolema？pingshanneieryouyourenfengle！”
“shenme？youyourenshizongle，qianyiduanshijianbushiyijingbeigaorenzuofaquxie，zhihaolema？zenmeyoukaishiyourenfengle？”
“hai，sheishuobushini？nishuozheipingshana，yebuzhidaozhongleshenmexiele，santianliangtoudechushi，tingshuoneierderendoukuaibanqianwanle，haoduocundouhuangfeile，jinyoudejigecunzizhongrenyebuduole。”
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“呲溜”
zhuxiaoshuaixiyikoujindaodemiantiao，jingjingdetingzheliangrendetanhua，qixianzhishizheiliangrenzaitanlunhoulaijiarutanlunderenyuelaiyueduo，dengzhuxiaoshuaichiwanfanhou，zhenggejiulouyiloudatingdoutanlunqizheijianshiqinglai。
renduozuiza，suizhetanlunderenyuelaiyueduo，zhuxiaoshuaiyejiangzheijianshiqingdelailongqumailejielegebajiubulishi
yuanlaizheizuochengchidebeibianwulizuoyouyougejiaopingshandedifangzuijinyinianlifashengleyixieqiguaideshiqing，qichurenmenhaimeiyishidaoshenme，danshijianyizhangsuizheguaishiyuelaiyueduo，shenzhiyourenshizonghou，renmenzhongyuyishidaolebuduijing，zheishicaizhongshiqizheijianshiqinglai，zixiyichacaisongranfajuepingshanfujindecunzhuangdouyouguaishifasheng，qiedouyourenshizong。
guanfudangshiyepairendiaochaguo，buguosuoweidediaochayezhishizougeguochang，quliudayiquaneryi。
“啪”
zhuxiaoshuaifangxiakuaizi，hejikouchashuishukou，ranhoubianzhunbeidongshenle，shijiezheimeda，meitianfashengdeguaishibujiqishu，taneiguandeguolai，yemeineigexianxinguan。
zaiyigezheigaobuhaoshiyaoguaigaochulaidedongjing，wanyineiyaoguaibitalihai，neitahaibudegepile。
buguojiuzaitaqishenzhunbeilikaideshihou，xitonghuran“ding”lesheng，zhuxiaoshuaidangjitingxiashenxing，biantingxitongneijixiebandeshengyindao：
lujianbupingyishenghou，badaoxiangxiangchuhuohai。
任务：为民除害！
jiangli：50dianhuolizhi！
kandaoxitongdezhishi，zhuxiaoshuailenglexia，zheishiyaotadangyigehaorena，shenmeshihouzheipoxitonghainengweiminzhexiangle？zheishi“renbukemaoxiang，xitongbukexiaokan。”
zhuxiaoshuaizaixinzhongtulegecao，buguoyemeikangju，dangjibabaishideshipaodaoleyibian！putilaozuyizhizaineiernei，youbuhuipaole，zaizheshuolewangmuneigexiao**yemeishuoshenmeshihouquputilaozunaerxueyi，zhishuorangtaxiafandaoxieyuesanxingdongzhongxuexi，yemeishuoguoxuedaoshenmechengdusuanwan。