脑子请进。
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岭南州，贫瘠之地。
shumumaomi，zhetianbiri。
shanguqingyou，chanchanliushui。
zaishanguzhizhongzuoluozheyigexiaoyuan，yuanzhongliangtingchu，yiqingnianshenchuanqingsezhangpao，bimuanzuo，yushanshuixiangcheng，poyouyifanyishidulizhigan。
“踏踏踏！”
zheishi，yigedafubianbiandezhongniannanrenlvekongerlai，suihouwenwendeluozailiangtingwai。
“有何要事？”
qingnianzuichunqingdong，shengyinpingjingrushui。
“dianxia，huangchenglaixiaoxile，huangdibingzhong，zhaojisuoyouzaiwaidehuangzihuijingshifeng。”
tingzheqingniandeshengyin，jiafudadao，zaiqingniandemianqian，raoshijianguanledachangmiandeta，yebuyoudegandaolehendadeyali。
sansuibeizhuchuhuanggong，ranhoujiuduziyirenshengcunzaizheigeanwutianridelaolongzhong，zijizizu。
buguozheizhishibiaomianshangde，wairenyanzhongdeliuhuangzisumo，zicongjinrulingnanzheigetianranlaolongzhihoujiuzaiyemeiyouchuquguo。
erneidili，sumopeiyangzijideshili，zishendeshiligengshiyourushenyuan，wurenzhixiao，jiuliantamenyebuzhidaoqijutidejingjie。
buguoweiyinengkendingdejiushizheiweiliuhuangzibushichangrenyanzhongdefeiwu，ershiyiweizikuntandidezhenlong。
zhidaizhenlongtaitou，bianshifengyunxiangsui，tianxiazhendongzhishi。
“wozhidaole，rangnichadeshi，chaderuhe？”
sumoyijiumianbugaise，meiyouqiyisibolan。
jiafudiandiantou：“yijingchadaole，dangnianhaisidianxiamuqinderenshiyigelaogongnv，xianzaiyijiarendouzaijiangnandingju。”
“嗤！”
“jiangnanyanyu，xiaoqiaoliushui，tadaoshihaofuqia，rangluochaquyitang，shangzhichuichuilaozhe，xiazhidaibuyouying，yigebuliu。”
“lingwai，woyaozhidaoshisheijitadedanzi。”
wenyan，sumoshuangmumengdizhengkai，yanzhongsiyouxiongxiongliehuomaochu。
“遵命！”
贾富躬身行礼。
sumohuanhuanqishen：“tongzhisuoyouren，keyijinruhuangchengle。”
“属下遵命！”
tingdaozheihuadejiafushunjiandaxi，duiyutazheimetancaiderenlaishuo，huangchengkeshizhenggedaxiahuangchaozuifanrongdedifang，yaobushisumoburangtamensizijinzhuhuangcheng，tazaojiupobujidairuchengle。
sumozuowanzheiyiqie，taitoukanxianggukou，andao：“laidaozheigeshijieyijingershinianle，shiyuhuangdou，yegaiquzuogeleduanle。”
yuanlaisumobingbushizheilideren，ershiyigechuanyuezhe，congyigexibaokaishijiuyijingyouleyishi，zaimutaizhizhong，talianxiangqiqianshikanguodedaojiadianji，zhidaomutaizhizhongyouzhekeyuerbukeqiudexiantianzhiqi。
putongrenchushengzhihounengliuzhuyierbianshitiancai，ertaquezailimianfengkuangdexishou，bingqierangzijidetianfutizhidoudedaolezhidefeiyue。
shirenkouzhongqiannianyiyudetianjiao，wanniannanchudeyaonie，zaitamianqianyebuguoshitujiwagoubale。
shenweihuangzi，bengairongyaojiashen，ziyuanwushu，kezhiyinweitademuqinshiyigebeijiandegongnv，huangdijiuhoudechanwu，tacongxiaojiushoujinlemonan，tademuqinyezaitasansuineinianbeirenhaisi，tazhidaoshiqingbingbujiandan，dantameiyouqushuo。
yinweitameiyouneigeshili，meiyoubeijing，zhonghuoyishi，tabushilengtouqing，shenzhizhongerzaiwaierhuodedaoli。
zaitamuqinsihou，bianzhuangfengmaisha，gengefengziyiyang，zuizhongbeihuangdizhuchuhuanggong，rengdaolelingnan。
zaizheilitapingjiezishendetizhi，congyikaishiqiangyixiedidengdewugongmiji，ranhoushiyixiezongmen，tabiankaishixiqubaijiazhizhangchuangchuleshuyuzijidegongfa。
rujintaxiuweiyoucheng，zongshihuangchenggaoshouruyun，tayibuju。
“唰！”
sumoshouhuisixu，shenxingyizhuan，bianxiaoshizaileyuandi。
“jiuxiaolongyinjingtianbian，sheiganxiaoworufanchen！”
cishi，jiafudenaohaizhongbuzijuedefuxianchulezheiyangyijuhua。
kanzheturanxiaoshibujiandesumo，jiafudengdaleshuangyan，yanzhongmanshibuganzhixin：“yixinghuanwei，tianrenzhijing？”
“dianxiazheishirutianrenjingle，nanguaizhiqianburangwodengtaruhuangcheng，yuanlaishixiangdengzijiruletianrenzhijinga。”
“meixiangdaowolaojiayenengjianshidaotianren，haishirucinianqingdetianrena，zheihuangdiyezhenshiyanxia，jingranbazheiyangdetianrenzhizijizhuchuhuangcheng。”
“heihei，huangchenggairenaoqilaile，laojiawoyegaichenjifayibidacaia，caiacaiaxiaocaicai，doujinwodekoudailai，hahahahaha！”
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yucitongshi，zaiwaiyouli、lietufengjiangdegeweihuangziyededaolexiaoxi，fenfenwanghuangchengganqu。
suoyourendouzhidao，zheiyiqujiushixingfengxueyu。
huangdibingzhong，longziguichao，zhengshigaitianhuanrizhishi，zhuduohuangzidoudushanglezijideyiqie，zhunbeizhengyizhengneijiuwuzhizun。
buzhiruci，yeyouxuduozongmen、shijiayekaishiyabao，boyiboneiyirendedao，jiquanshengtiandepotianfugui。
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taipingdao，yiqungaocengfenfenjujizaiyiqi。
“zuohufa，neihunjunbingzhong，zhaojigedahuangzihuichengshifeng，laoxiutiyi，pairenjieshahuangzi。”
zuohufawenyanxianglexiang，youxiebuganquedingdao：“jiaozhubiguan，cishiyoulaideturan，nanbaobushineihunjundeyinshechudongzhiji，haishidengdengba。”
“zuohufaguolvle，yaozhidaoneikeshitasuoyoudeerzia，hudushangqiebushizi，youzenhuishedenatamenlaiyinwomenchushouni？”
“jibukeshi，shibuzailai，tangruotamenhuilehuangcheng，xiayicikejiumeizheimehaodejihuile。”
那人接着劝道。
“这……！”
zuohufayeyoudianxiangbutongle，neiqueshishihuangdisuoyoudeerzi，yichaozhijunzuijiwuhou，yidannenggouchenggongjieshaneixiezaiwaidehuangzi，zaijiashangtamenzaibeihoutuibozhulan，shuodaxiahuangchaoqishuyijin，huangshideweiyanbijiangsaodi。
jieshirenxindongdang，bikechengjiuyifanbaye。
“laozuo，bieyouyule，womenzuodeshiqingbujiushidiaonaodaidema？huanjuhualaishuo，jiusuanshixianjing，pingrujindaxiadeqingkuang，neixieququhuangziyouruhenengdangdezhuwomen？”
右护法，岩缺说道。
tadehuajilezuokunyidianxinxin，xianglexiang，zuokundiandiantou：“yeba，zhuweitingling，jieshahuangzi，shahuweizhe，shangyinbailiang，shahuangzizhe，shiwanliang，rutaipingshanxiuxingyinian！”
“吼！”
ciyanyichu，xiafangsuoyourendeyanzhongdouluchulelvguang，qianyijingbuzaishaoshu，baiyinshiliangjiuzugouputongdeyijiasankouyinianzhiyong。
genghekuanghaiyourutaipingshanxiuxingyinian，yaozhidaoneikeshitaipingdaodegaoshoumenliuxiachuanchengdedifanga，nengjinqudewuyibushichengweiwudaozongshideren。
ruoshinenggoudedaoyigechuancheng，zugoutamenyifeichongtianle。
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